I ended the other chapter on a cliffhanger, so I tried to make this one good. Enjoy and tell me what you think!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
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Chapter 3"I'm sad, you're hot, let's make out!"
Hinata stood there for a second, gasping for air, then she turned and fled, tears running down her face silently.
I can believe what I've just seen! She thought, Sakura and Naruto, Sakura and Naruto…
It repeated itself in an ugly chant until her head pounded.
A horrified Sakura watched Hinata disappear.
Oh my God! She thought, I can't believe that I was making out with Naruto, as if that wasn't bad enough! But Hinata caught us! Hinata! The girl who is in love with Naruto! Even if he's too stupid to notice…
Miserably, Sakura turned her head just in time to see Naruto's lips come at her again.
"Ewww!" She sprang up. "Naruto I said ONE kiss!"
Naruto looked up, a wounded expression on his face. "But you sounded like you were enjoying it!"
"NO I DIDN'T!" A horrified Sakura exclaimed.
"Yes, you did! We sounded just like this!" Naruto turned his back to Sakura, put his hands on his arms, moved them up and down and made air kissing noises.
"STOP THAT NARUTO!" Sakura screamed, as she grabbed at Shikamaru, who was lingering nearby, and threw him at Naruto.
"Oh…Shikamaru!" Naruto batted his eyelashes at him, "I didn't know you cared!"
Shikamaru cracked Naruto over the head with a rock, and stood up, dusted himself off, muttered "How troublesome," and continued on his way, sending death gestures back over his shoulder every few feet.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, a distraught Hinata was sobbing her eyes out next to a single isolated porta potty.
I can't believe it was Sakura out of all the people who would betray me like that! She knows how much I care for Naruto! Everyone does! Well, except for the one person who matters… This day can't get any worse…
Just then, Kiba burst out of the porta potty next to her, shrieking at the top of his lungs and scaring Hinata badly.
"Jesus Christ!" She shouted loudly, jumping.
Kiba spread his arms wide and sang, "SUPERSTAR" so loudly that the trees shook.
Hinata just stared at him.
Kiba laughed and plopped down next to her.
"You said 'Jesus Christ'" HE explained, "Never use the Lord's name in vain, so I finished I for you! 'Jesus Christ Superstar!'"
Silence
"It's a musical!" He protested.
"Ok…." Hinata said slowly, "But that still doesn't explain why you came screaming out of there and nearly killed me in the process!"
"Oh…" said Kiba nervously, "I, um, well I always run screaming out of the bathroom after a huge dump."
More silence
"But why were you crying though?" Kiba asked, peering deep into Hinata's eyes, "Your purple orbs harbor so much sadness."
Hinata put her hands up to her face, and leaned up against Kiba's shoulder, sobbing hard.
"Oh, Kiba." She choked out, "I caught Naruto and Sakura kissing on a bench!"
"Whoa! No way! Naruto kissing with an actual GIRL! And one of the hottest around, Sakura! Way to go Naruto!" Kiba pumped his arm in the air, then he looked down at Hinata's face, she was glaring at him.
"I mean… that was wrong, very wrong, you deserve him, not Sakura." He put his arms around her as she sobbed into his chest.
"I just don't know what to do Kiba!" Hinata said, finally wiping her eyes and sitting up, "Naruto was my life!"
"Well, actually, you shouldn't worry, because I have something to confess to you. I love you Hinata." Kiba swallowed nervously.
Hinata looked at him her lovely lilac eyes puzzled, "Since when Kiba?"
"Umm, I guess since now, when I out my arms around you. What do you say Hinata?"
"Whatever." She shrugged, "You're kinda cute Kiba, especially your dog. Speaking of…" She looked around, "Where is Okamaru?"
Kiba looked around too, "I don't know, probably at the bar. But does it matter? I love you Hinata!"
"Oh, Kiba!"
The started making out, right there next to the porta potty, It wasn't Naruto, Hinata had to admit to herself, but Kiba was very nice, and he liked her.
Some noses coming form the bushes next to them interrupted there "session"
'What is going on in there?" Kiba wondered out loud, "It sounds like a hippo giving birth!"
"Lets see!" And Hinata stood up and pulled at the bushes.
Their eyes meet a gruesome sight. It was Gai-sensei and Rock Lee, in a full Monty, and worse yet, they hadn't noticed anything was wrong.
"Oh… Gai-sensei, how do you know the right places! Ummm, that's right!"
Both Hinata and Kiba were gagging before the two noticed that they had an audience.
Rock Lee jumped up and sprinted away, his shirt off and his pants around his ankles, and Gai-sensei ran the opposite direction, his leotard hanging off and torn in the back, passing a surprised Iruka on the way.
"Hey, where's the fire?" Iruka called after the half-naked man.
"In my pants!" Gai called back, and sprinted out of sight.
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