You know, I'd love to give you the next chapter to this, but I have misplaced the floppy disk that has it on it and now the bad news is coming: IT'S NOT SAVED TO MY COMPUTER AND ONLY TO THE FLOPPY DISK AND IT WAS HILARIOUS WITH EVERYTHING I CAN'T GIVE AWAY AND I JUST HAD TO GO AND MISPLACE IT!
Saix was sitting in a chair, holding a microphone. He was staring at the set in front of him and glaring at Roxas who was holding a gray and black blue-eyed cat. "Cut! Roxas, you're supposed to throw the cat out the window!" Saix yelled through the microphone.
"Yeah but Mr. Whiskers is too cute to throw out the window. Why can't we throw Xemnas out a window instead? It's nothing new to him!"
Saix sighed, "Xemnas isn't even here!" he argued.
Roxas grinned and pointed behind Saix with a sly smile, "Look behind you." His voice held laughter and glee as Xemnas rapped his hands around Saix's throat, straggling him.
"You left me at the castle so that you could be famous!" Xemnas snarled. "And let Roxas steal my cat? Who was that damn driver?" Xemnas demanded.
"Cl-ou-d!" Saix said between straggles.
"Cloud?" Xemnas asked, releasing Saix, "Who's that?"
Roxas sighed, "Some guy who's going to murder you."
Xemnas turned to Roxas and glared, "Who asked you?"
Me: You leave Roxas alone you evil little cow!
Voice: Cow? Hey, we're in Hollywood and that's not in the script!
Me: I'M THE ONE MAKING THE SCRIPT!
Voice: Okay, time to switch!
Me: Oh no you don't Masked Stranger!
Voice: That's Ranger
Me: Shut up!
Roxas looked at the ceiling, confused and then said, "Can we just get on with the movie?"
"Yeah! This is like, so cutting into my paycheck!" Kristen shouted, glaring at Saix. "Besides, you're not my director!"
Saix looked annoyed as he counted to three and the scene began.
Roxas: Hello Kristen, I found your cat.
Kristen: But I don't own a cat Roxas!
Roxas: looks confused But Kristen, just the other day, you were saying 'Where is my cat? Roxas, go find my cat!'
Kristen: Did not!
Suddenly there is a loud roar and breaking of glass and wood. Roxas and Kristen turn to see who has just destroyed the Main Lobby
Cloud: What the hell? Roxas, give me back my cat!
Roxas: Never! throws cat out the window
Sephiroth: Pathetic! This is my cat! grabs cat and comes back in with his sword drawn Prepare to die!
Roxas: Oh no! I'm, soooooooo scared! Oh my gosh! Kristen, whatever shall we do now! GIVE ME BACK MR. WHISKERS OR DIE SEPHIROTH! acts over dramatic with the whole 'scared thing'
Cloud: Finally! I can kill you! Cloud opens weapon compartment in his motorcycle and draws out a sword and takes off an attachment.
Kristen: faints
Roxas: No way! He stole Mr. Whiskers, I'm killing him! summons Keyblades
"CUT! Who the hell said we sword fight in a soap opera! And Sephiroth, you're not in this film, GET OUT!" Saix roared.
Sephiroth turned to face him with a smirk, "Make me."
Suddenly a hooded figure walks in, wielding a long sword just like Sephiroth's. "Okay, you're on!" the figure growled, standing in battle stance.
Sephiroth shot him a weird glance before saying, "Hey! You stole my sword!"
"No, I believe, this is my sword." The hooded figure replied, "And you're the copy-cat." The hooded-figure removed his hood to reveal angry green eyes, and long, silver hair. The cloak fell to the ground to reveal another Sephiroth standing there, but this one had no wing. He wore the same outfit as the Sephiroth with the wing, but there was something strange about him. "Now you die, copy-cat."
Roxas, Cloud, Xemnas, Saix, and Mr. Whiskers looked oddly confused and the camera man kept on shooting even though Saix had called cut.
"Why the hell are there two Sephiroths?" Roxas demanded.
Me: Because one's from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (the one without the wing) and the other is from Kingdom Hearts (the one with the wing)
Voice: Yeah! We've become allies and now we're conjoining Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, with Kingdom Hearts II! Aren't we great?
Cloud sighed, "Really wish those voices would go away. And let me guess, I HAVE A DOUBLE TOO!"
Me: Yep, your from Final Fantasy VII-so cool! And the other's not here yet!
Kristen: Why the heck am I in here? What have I done to deserve this?
Me: You killed Comethowl you lamebrain!
Kristen: I knew it! You were going to kill me!
Note: For my readers, my friend, Kristen Ochle, is a writer and is typing one of my favorite series and killed off one of my favorite characters and so she has to pay!
Roxas watched as Sephiroth and Sephiroth were battling, but the Sephiroth from FFVII jumped back and raised his hands, making waves of debris and building come soaring at the Sephiroth from KH.
"Let's go shoot the movie elsewhere!" Roxas suggested, grabbing Mr. Whiskers who was on his shoulder.
"Uh yeah, but Roxas, can I have Disgusting-Yet-So-Fuzzy-And-Cute back?" Xemnas asked, his voice turning into a growled as he held out his hand.
"No, his name is Mr. Whiskers!" Roxas pouted, holding the kitten close.
"GIVE ME BACK MY CAT BEFORE I CRUSH YOUR LUNGS AND YOU DIE!" Xemnas roared.
"Technically, I'd live anyway." Roxas pointed out, and quickly side stepped as Xemnas threw himself at Roxas, prepared to kill him. Xemnas hit the floor and barley missed Sephiroth from KH's sword hitting his head.
"That was close." Xemnas breathed.
The Sephiroth from FFVII came over and grabbed the Sephiroth from KH's sword and turned to face his opponent. (I'm not going to kill Xemnas yet, srry!)
Roxas hurried through the place and opened a door and immedantly shut it, gasping for air. "What happened?" Saix demanded.
"You don't want to know! It was horrible!" Roxas said, but Saix paid no heed and opened the door and almost instantly shut it. "MY EYES!"
Larexen's dressing room was behind that door! "Can't say I didn't warn you…" Roxas sighed.
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