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21) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
"As we all know the Patronus Charm -" Lupin stopped dead. Then his face turned an unpleasant shade of maroon.
"Are you okay Sir?" George asked innocently.
"Be - right - back," he gasped, then ran out of the classroom. Seven whole minutes later there was a loud flushing noise.
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22) I am not the wicked witch of the west.
"I'll get you Hermione, and you're little cat too," Fred cackled. However, it seemed that Crookshanks didn't like being threatened, as he jumped on Fred's head.
"Aaahhh! Get it off! Get it off!" he screamed.
Hermione stood watching with her arms folded. "Not until you learn that you are not the Wicked Witch of the West and stop threatening people and their pets."
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23) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
"Okay, okay!" Fred cried out in pain. "I'm not the Wicked Witch of the West."
"Good," Hermione said. "Come on Crookshanks!" The cat in question leaped off Fred's head and ran over too Hermione.
Then Fred grinned evilly. "Umbridge is."
Hermione spun around and looked at him for a second. Then she said, "There's no arguing with that."
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24) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
Fred spilled some water from his goblet on his hand at breakfast. He jumped up screaming,
"I'm melting, I'm melting!" while sinking to the floor.
"Fred."
Fred turned around to see Hermione holding Crookshanks in her arms. Crookshanks hissed.
"Okay," Fred backtracked. "Not melting, not melting. I'm growing back."
Hermione's evil grin could almost match the Weasley twins'.
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25) -Though Professor Umbridge might.
"What is going on down here?" Umbridge said, marching down to the Gryffindor table.
"Well," George began to explain. "My dear brother hear was helping me out in an experiment to see if witches and wizards melt. Why don't you give it a try?" he asked as he threw a whole jug of water over her.
"A YEAR'S WORTH OF DETETIONS WEASLEY!"
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26) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
"Right team, the Slytherins will probably try to- "
THUMP. That was the sound that the golden Snitch made as it flew up Oliver Wood's nose. He turned to the Weasley twins, a murderous look on his face.
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27) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
Wood took out his wand.
"AVADA -"
"AAAHHHHH!" the twins screamed as they dived out of the way. The whole Common Room started crying with laughter. They slowly looked up over the couch they were hiding behind to find Wood in convulsions.
"You - believed - it!" he panted.
The twins' eyes narrowed.
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28) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
"Weasley! Weasley! What do you think you are doing?" Snape almost shouted. They turned away from his morning goblet of pumpkin juice, hiding a bottle full of potion behind their backs.
"Show me your hands," Snape spat.
Fred and George knew they were caught as they handed over the bottle. Snape smirked triumphantly.
"Fifty points from Gryffindor and detention for a month. If I ever see you two near my food again. . ."
Fred and George hurried to the Gryffindor table before he could describe the method of torture he was planning.
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29) - Especially not all of them at once.
"How long do think it's going to take him to find out that that was the last potion we were putting in?" Fred asked George curiously.
George shrugged, taking at least fourteen empty potion bottles from his pocket.
Suddenly there was a huge bang. Everyone looked in Professor Snape's direction. There, instead of Snape, was a huge creature with the body of a chicken, the head of a racoon and with dozens of eyes and hands sticking out randomly from the beast's body.
"I think he's realised."
Then it squawked loudly and turned to look straight to Fred and George. But they were already out the door.
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30) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
After Snape had been turned back to his usual self, he could still only squawk. McGonagall was taking over shouting at them while Snape quacked at them.
"Look on the bright side!" George insisted. "At least you didn't look like Spock for a while!"
McGonagall had to put a full Body-Bind on Snape to stop him from killing the two troublesome Weasleys.
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