hey all sorry for taking so long, just needed some time to get through stuff and im going to admit this chapter was a basically a half assed edit and also just a plain filler
im not going into the basis of it just know that im not going to keep you all here so get on with the reading
Face first into beacon chapter 3
Now in most circumstances, In around about this time in any fanfic I would usually be doing a time skip and in most times that would save some time in writing with the plot
But considering im not writing anything and this is practically real life, things don't work out just as well as you would expect when things like this happen
"soooooo your going to be my co-leader" ruby stated as she, a half annoyed and half anxious Weiss, a semi non-caring/amused blake and a really kind of pissed off yang sat in their respected beds while looking at me as I stood in the middle trying not take notice at how much hate was directed to me
Yeah just another day in the life of Hamish
Am I right?
"yes?" I more asked than assured as ruby narrowed her eyes but then suddenly shrugged it off
"meh makes sense" she said as I sighed slightly at least shes cool with it, now all I needed was Weiss's opinion
So with that I looked at Weiss as she sighed
"usually I would be going ballistic about having another leader, but considering you have proven yourself a couple times I can at least come to the conclusion that I accept you as the co leader" she said while nodding to me
Yes!
I then looked over to blake as she smirked and shrugged
"meh I trust you, what else can I say?" she said as I couldn't help but smile at her for once
And now for the troublesome one
Oh wow yangs eyes are red and her hair is steaming
And I thought Weiss was going to be the problem yeesh yang that hate glare is really getting to me
"you tried to shove my sister off into dating someone!" she exclaimed loudly as I took a step back in safty as I shrugged
"what can I say it was literally one of the only things I thought could help at the time, but then again I guess that was my fault for poor execution and timing" I stated simply as it was very true in a sense I mean I yeah poor sense of timing and I really could have worded that one better.
"is that really all that was poor?" blake asked as she smirked and quirked her left eyebrow up at me
"not helping blake" I said as she just continued to smirk at me
"Im not going to be trusting someone who would shove my sister into dating someone just because it sounds convenient" yang said with a huff as I rolled my eyes
"well this so called someone is jaune arc, and let me say he is dorky and like ruby, is socially indebt if his clear indication of hitting on Weiss is any evidence" I said quickly as Weiss simply gave me a glare
"hey!" Weiss said as ruby and blakes snickers were a clear indication of how she was somewhat enjoying this
But yang still didn't look impressed as her glare got more focused at me
"oh come yang don't be like that, I mean hating me is one thing but you cant hate me for too long" I said in annoyance while yang just continued to glare at me
"no im not forgiving you" she said as she folded her arms for a clear indication that she was done talking
Jesus what the hell am I going to have to do to make yang like me?
I mean before It was somewhat easier, considering we were on the practically same grounds
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And that for some reason gives me a stupid idea!
"alright then fine you win" I said as I held my hands up and stepped back as yang quickly looked over to me with confusion
"huh?" the girls all said at once as they looked at me with surprise as I couldn't help but have a wide smirk on my face
"yeah I give up on explaining myself, and so with that im going to have to deal with this with the only way I know how" I said as then held my hand out towards yang as she still looked at me in confusion
Lets hope this works
"yellow my names Hamish zaffre, don't let my last name fool you though im not as blue as my name states" I started as I watched as yangs eyes widened, got you!
"and in so id like to get know you better and I thought maybe using a form of punification would by chance show that im not really all that bad" I finished as my smile never left my face
I was met with silence pure and utter silence and I didn't care move a single inch forward as I needed to hold my ground
And before I knew the one who broke the silence was…..
"no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ruby rose!
I watched as she dropped from her bed and onto the ground with a thud as she groaned in both pain and annoyance, jesus ruby it wasn't that bad
I mean come on at least I have some taste in humour and not like some other people I know
But for now shes not the one I want to focus on as I quickly moved my eyes to yang
I watched as yangs hateful expression slowly contorted so she wasn't trying to smile, but me staring at her with my smile on face wasn't helping her so much cause before she knew it she also fell to the ground but was instead of groaning like her sister she was laughing her ass off
Jesus Christ I wasn't even trying yet!
"ok what just happened here?" asked a semi confused blake while Weiss was just staring at her crying partner with a small amount of worry on her face.
"oh nothing blake its just me being me" I stated with my smile turning smaller as the sister duo slowly sat up as one of them glared at me while the other was wiping her tear from her eyes
"I hate you so much right now" ruby stated as I rolled my eyes as I looked over to her sister as she took a couple deep breaths
"punification that was brilliant where did you come up with that one?" yang asked as I shrugged
"it just comes to me" I stated as it was true some puns were just easy for me.
"so do you think you can hate me now yang?" I asked as yang looked at me as I walked over and held my hand out for her as she looked at me and then sighed
"no I cant" she said as she grabbed my hand and I pulled her up as she was somewhat surprised as when I pulled her up I basically threw her up to her feet
"whoa for someone who is apparently fat you are strong" she said as I huffed
"not everything about fat people that may seem cliché are completely true you know" I said as it was true cause I know for a fact one of the biggest difference between most people fat people actually have amazing balance.
Just look at sumo wrestlers their actual main strength is not in just only their weight but their balance.
This logical explanation is brought to you by
Simplistic logic with Hamish
Hope you learned to know more
"soooooo if your going to be our co leader, that means your going to be on the team right?" yang asked as I nodded
"yeah that's pretty much being a co leader means" I stated as she nodded
"ok then tell me where are you going to sleep then?" she asked as I took a second and realised huh shes right where am I going to sleep, but then again I kind of prepared for that
"meh I got a sleeping bag stashed(stole it) in my locker" I stated as yang seemed to nod at the answer while everyone except ruby, she was still glaring at me, just seemed to agree with it
"and with that we are left to introducing ourselves" yang stated as I blinked
"I guess yang is right" blake stated as we all looked at her
"well all we really know about each other is our names and other than that nothing really at all" blake explained as everyone all just nodded to each other
"well then I guess I'll start first then" ruby stated as she turned from her glaring mess into her now happy go lucky way.
"my name is ruby rose, im 15, I like strawberries, cookies and weapons like my darling crescent rose" ruby said as she managed to pull out her weapon out of nowhere as she hugged the piece of metal that was her weapon
"well then I guess if my partner has gone first then I'll go next my name is Weiss schnee, im 17, I like music, singing and I look forward to improving myself for the better" Weiss said gracefully as she could
"blake belladonna, 17, I like fine literature as well as peace and quiet" blake said blandly as she really didn't say all too much about herself.
"alright then theres me im yang xiao long, im 18 in about a month so that means im still 17, I like adventure, my hair, my sweatheart bumble bee"
"wait don't tell me your talking about your weapon as well?" Weiss asked as yang shook her head as he smile never left her face
"nope shes my bike, my lovely lovely beautiful bike" she said with a sigh as if she was thinking about her crush or something like it.
"well then now we are just left with the last one" blake said as everyone then turned to me as I just shrugged
"alright then im Hamish zaffre, im 18 turning 19 and yes yang I will buy you drinks later" I said quickly asked as she grinned at me brightly
"my likes include reading, writing, music and a little bit of dancing" I said as everyone just stared at me
"you can dance?" ruby asked
"wait your 18?" Weiss asked
"what kind of writing do you do?" blake asked
"are you serious about those drinks?" yang asked
And I just sighed
"first yes maybe I don't know really, second yes im 18, third anything that interests me basically fantasy si-fi with the twist of making it funny and fourth I will never lie about drinks" I stated as they all nodded in agreement
"ok so we know each other now what?" ruby asked the obvious question as I shrugged
"does anyone have any idea what port meant by assignments? cause I didn't hear him say jack shit about assignments" I asked as the girls took one minute to think about and all shook their heads
"then what the hell did port mean by assignments then?" I asked as they all at once just shrugged at the same time
Ok this is getting kind of creepy
"alright then im going to head over to the black smiths" I stated as I was about to make my way out the door but I was stopped as I found ruby was right in front of me as her eyes were wide and bright as she held so much hope in them
"theres a black smith here!?" she squeled out as I took a step back and shook my head as I as my ears slightly hurt from the sudden loudness that was ruby
"uh yeah I was just about to go and see em" I said as before I knew it ruby grabbed my arm and suddenly started to drag me away
"lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go!" she repeated as she dragged me out of the dorm in the hall as she bounced on every step she took.
I don't think this will end well
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I was right this didn't end well at all
"im sorry about breaking the right gauntlet" I stated as I looked down as i felt the blaksmith's eyes were boring into me with a cold stare while ruby was off to the side looking at all the weapons behind me
"hmph these were my prototypes so when I found out how you broke them it kind of pissed me off, but then again it was only the right one and not the left one, so with that here you go" the black smith said as he held a broom out to me as I gingerly took it
"you offered your services so as a service start cleaning up and also leave the other gauntlet there I don't want you breaking that one as well" he said as I sighed and nodded as I untightened the straps and pulled the gauntlet off as I handed it to him
Sigh I guess this is my just punishment then
Oh well might as well get to the cleaning.
Honestly the cleaning portion of the bad did really bum me out as much as most people would think, I guess it was the disappointing stare the black smith gave me when he told me how badly damaged the gauntlet really was.
Irreparable, caput, fucked beyond belief, gone
And everything else with it, so with that there went the one weapon that actually seemed well more to my style I guess, despite my size I myself am a fast kind of guy, float like a butterfly sting like a bee.
I sighed as I managed to pile all of the dust into pile on the ground as I leaned the broom off to the side and grabbed the hanging brush and shovel off the wall and quickly shovelled the dust into shovel and quickly dumped it into the bin as I quickly hung them up and continued to sweep up whatever was last until I felt a pull on my shit as I turned around and found ruby standing there looking up to me with a smile
"I heard what he said and I want to help" ruby exclaimed as I blinked a couple times she wants to help?
"uh care to elaborate for the rest of the class?" I asked as her smile brightened
"I mean I can build you another pair of gauntlets and make them even better than those other pair" ruby exclaimed as I blinked in shock but then heard the barking of a laugh behind me as I quickly turned and saw the blacksmith was laughing up a storm
"you think you could make something as intricate as these, HAHAHAHAHAHA" he laughed loudly as he pulled up one of the gauntlets, "these took me a better half of year to make and these were prototypes and you think you could do any better than me HA like a little girl as yourself do anything like that" the black laugh arrogantly as I looked back a now pissed off looking ruby as she was itching to pull out her scythe.
"well how about a bet then?" I asked loudly as he stopped laughing and looked over at me
"a bet?" he asked as I nodded
"yeah a bet, a bet that says she can make a better pair of gauntlets than yours in a week" I said as he blinked
"well ok then what are the wages?" he asked as I smirked
"simple I putting my entire hunter career on the line and if she loses well then you can have me as your apprentice" I stated as the black smith blinked and rubbed his hand along his chin
"ok then what will you out of this little bet if you win?" he asked as I smiled again
"an apology, so how about it then?" I asked as I held my hand out my hand as the black smith looked at my hand then back at my face as he was contemplating his next move
"ok it's a bet, hell I'll let her use this here forge of mine right now and if she wins you two can use this forge whenever you want" he said as he grabbed my hand as we shook
"thanks" I said as he looked at me narrowed eyes
"about letting her use the forge?" he asked as I let my face split into a wide grin
"no for making a deal with the devil" I stated as his eyes widened as I heard the faint transformation of rubys scythe
"did you hear that baby if we win the bet we can come here everyday and I can work on you whenever I want hehehehehehe!" she squeled as the blacksmiths face showed fear
"did I forget to mention shes apparently the top of her class when it came to forging weapons" I said as it was just one of your good old bluffs, but I had a feeling I was in no way possibly wrong about that small fact about ruby.
"well then ruby lets get to planning shall we?" I asked as ruby gave me nod with her smile wide and excited.
Lets hope this doesn't get too out of hand
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(this right here is just for the sake of both not only me and you readers but also for plot, I originally wasn't going to do too much of these time skips but I will when I find that what im writing is in the terms of it all tedious and with that I thank you for understanding and you will be given a quick recap or summary of how much I did/found out during that week, just so theres not many questions being ask of what happen during the week)
"does this by chance count as being out of hand?" ruby asked me as I flexed my hands a couple times as I had essentially been given DMC4 Gilgamesh's gauntlets but the rocket like stingers were practically replaced with tanto blades as they slightly poked out over my metal covered clawed hands as they kind of reminded me of the wolverines origins deadpools blades.
But at least these actually looked pretty cool
"now at times like these ruby I would say yes but in this case" I paused as and pumped both of my gauntleted arms downwards as the stinger rockets collapsed into my arm as they looked like they kind of melded into the gauntlets while the blades were spun around showing their hilts on my arms as they could be pulled out and then be used as just as tantos but with triggers on them, gun triggers and of course she made them into guns.
"ruby you are a bloody genius and please tell me I can at least punch normally with these things?" I asked as she nodded and pulled out a black belt with two black and blue tinted sheaths crisscrossing each other in an X formation.
"Yep just slide the tantos into these sheaths then when you pump both your arms with your aura and you should be able to punch like you normally did before with those so called prototypes I mean come on how were they prototypes they looked just perfect" ruby stated as she handed me the belt as I quickly pulled the tanto blades out of my gauntlets and slid them into their sheathes as I looked at her blankly
"I think maybe it was because the guy blacksmith never took the time to actually properly insulate the gauntlets, cause if he did in the first place well then I wouldnt have woken up in the hospital, but hey who cares?" I said as I obviously cared considering when I found out I nearly lost my arm to that lightning incident and in which I had gained to my utter amazement a large lightning flower on my arm which to my utter amazement has turned both black and is now permanent and it was all because the black smith never took the time to insulate his gauntlets
You could imagine how pissed off I was after I was given that tid bit of info at the time when I was finally able to let my arm breath?
Well I wont get into much of it but just know that me being pissed is me not being a good person.
And with that im back to the present as I poured to what I believed was a small amount of aura or in my case power into my forearms as I pumped my arms and watched as the now rockets shifted back into place like before as I flexed my hands a couple times
"ok this is pretty cool but care to explain why my tantos have gun triggers on them?" I asked ruby as she smiled at me and pulled ont of the tantos out as she pressed a button as the tanto mecha shifted like blakes katana into a pistol as it looked exactly like that C-2911 design I saw on deviant art, shit I think the guy who made that model was uh shit what was his name, oh yeah peterku!
(check it out cause the design is just simply beautiful and sleek as shit brah)
"oh looks like a gun but without the trigger guard huh cool" I said as she transformed it back to tanto form as she sheathed it and then quickly gave it to me
"well now these are officially yours" ruby said as I looked at her in confusion
"aren't we supposed to uh I don't know tell the blacksmith about this, you know the bet and all?" I asked as ruby blinked and then nodded
"oh yeah forgot to tell you that, he took one look at my blueprints and then gave up the bet telling me that I won already" she said as I took about a minute to think this through.
Whelp there goes my plan to rub it in his face, sigh well at least this isn't an entire lost
"so wait what type of ammo does the guns take?" I asked as ruby smiled
"they don't take any ammo" she said simply as I blinked
"excuse me what the fuck did you just say?" I asked as ruby grinned at me
"they don't take ammo cause they literally fire literal dust like bullets" she said as I blinked again in confusion
"its simple really, just add a bit of gravity dust and energy dust into a clip filled with any elemental dust shake it for a minute plop it into the gun pull the slide back and bang your good to go!" she exclaimed as I stared at her blankly for about a minute as I then felt really worried suddenly
"does Weiss by chance know of what you did?" I asked as shs shook her head
"nope" she said as she popped the P
"oh and also when you pull the trigger when its in tanto form the blade is instantly coated into the element that your dust mag should have" ruby quickly told me as I was still nervous as I managed to grab the belt off of her hands and slipped the belt around my waist and tied it as the tantos poked out on each side of my waist
"so all in all how do they feel?" ruby asked as I looked down at my metal hands and slowly smiled
"all in all I feel a bit heavy with these on but they're pretty comfy" I said as ruby nodded
"well the weight problem can be fixed easily enough" ruby exclaimed as I looked up at her with curiosity of what she was going to be implying
"and what are suggesting here ruby?" I asked as she gave me a wide grin
"duh just train with weights" she said simply as I blinked, huh and here I thought it was going to be more dramatic but that actually sounds pretty logical I mean if I want to really use these babies I should train myself up to have the muscle mass to use them.
"that sounds like a lovely idea ruby, and considering you made me these babies here" I tapped one of the hilts of my tantos, "I can use these until im stronger, to well use these and use them well" I said as ruby beamed brightly at me
"yep that sounds great and I know someone that can help you with that sort of training!" ruby said as I had a feeling this was going to happen sooner or later.
"and that would be…..?" I trailed off confusingly other thank knowing who she was talking about and considering I was kind of planning this from the start, I still went for the confusion just for ruby's sake
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"Yang!" ruby exclaimed loudly as we both watched from the side lines as said girl suddenly punched a sandbag so hard it went flying across the room and slammed into a random person.
"whoops SORRY!" yang yelled as she looked sheepish as all she got was faint "ow" and "its ok" from the guy
"damn ruby how many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on me" yang stated as she turned to her sister as she had a mild frown on her face as ruby looked sheepish
"sorry but we need your help" ruby exclaimed as yang looked from over to her and then me
"let me guess you want me to train ol co-captain here in order to carry those things you call weapons?" yang guessed as I blinked in shock
"wait how did you know about those?" I asked as yang smirked
"first ruby left her blueprints out to the world and I got curious and second you were going to ask me to help you anyway so why not beat you to the punch and say yeah sure" yang said as I blinked again
"but wait how did you know I was going to ask?" I said as yang smiled at me and tapped her nose
"that's a secret, but for now as far as I can see it we have some work to do" yang said as as she looked at me up and down as she had narrowed her eyes at me
"yep some work indeed" yang stated as I had feeling these days at beacon are going to be more of a pain than anything else in my life
Which if you didn't know was pretty much fuck all if you look at it
"well then lets get to the basics then shall we?" yang asked as I shrugged
"sure" I said as I pulled my hoody off as well as took my boots off as I was left in my black jean shorts, blue cool dry shirt and my bare feet.
"quick good, your going to have to be quick when your with me now then lets start with some jumping jacks shall we?" yang said as I watched as her kind smile went from kind to ferocious
"well good luck Hamish, yang is ruthless with the newbies by the way!" ruby exclaimed as I looked over and saw she was already out the door as she had left rose petals behind her.
She left me to deal with the wolves
That tiny little bitch
Why I am I so proud of her right now?
"ok big boy come on jumping jacks now" yang exclaimed as I shook my head and nodded as I quickly started to do them
5 minutes in and im already sweating more that it rains in brazil
"ok take a break, wow this is what im working with huh?" yang asked rhetorically as I fell onto my ass and sighed as I took deep calming breaths as all I could do was listen to my heart beating away while yang made slight comments of how this was going to be a fun side project for her.
Well lucky for her then and terrible for me
Sigh well ive dug my grave I might as well fill it right back up again
Hopefully I wont die in the process of the filling
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Pain without love, pain I really wish I could not get any at all
"ok and that's it for the day, go take a shower" yang exclaimed to me as I grunted and trudge over to the showers as I picked up my hoody and boots along the way.
Ow my everything hurts
And usually id say that is to be expected if you spent the entire day just running doing warm ups and other stuff as well all in all I didn't stop for more than 30 seconds as yang pushed me onto the next thing and the next thing and so on so forth.
Ow pain ow pain
I grunted as I slid over to the shower stalls with my towel hanging from my waist as I walked into the shower stall
And then I walked out cleaner than I have for a while as I quickly got back into my clothes and stopped for a minute
Why am I getting back into my dirty ass clothes?
Oh yeah I only have these and my school clothes.
I only have these and my school clothes
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This may be a problem I should have fixed long before the first week was done and way before my weapon was built
"sigh well ive fucked myself with this one" I said as I put my jean shorts on and just slipped my boots on and my hoody on as I left he shirt off.
Im going to need some clothes and quick
I wonder if the school has either a lost and found or maybe a charity box, I might as well go see ozpin about this predicament
"hmmm well if it isn't the so called co leader, what happen did your fat ass slam into another car cause yet another traffic diastor" I heard as I stopped and turned to the only person who would be dumb enough to make fun of me.
Cardin Winchester
Now im no way saying that hes dumb as In like 'im going to kick his ass' im just saying hes an idiot to make fun of anyone in general, all it takes is one foot meeting his left nut and hes down and out
And considering how tired and how im now facing the predicament of not having allot of clothes, well you could say being anywhere near this asshat is not something that looks too good for me right now.
"what do you want cardin? Cause if all your going to do is make fun of me then im out of here" I stated as I tried to continue my way along.
Tired being the key word here
"oh no no no im not done I actually came to for another reason" cardin said as he folded his arms and stepped towards me as we were basically the same height but he was taller by at least an inch or 3
"and what reason is that huh?" I asked as he just smirked at me and pushed me
"I just wanted to ask if you and me could spar, I mean if your up for it" he said as I brushed my hand against my hoody as I looked at cardin with a frown.
"really just a spar?" I asked as he nodded
"yep spar come on, don't you want to try luck against me?" he asked as he had a large grin as I just stared at him blankly
"sorry im going to have to say no to this, I just got out from the gym and my body is tired as living shit and I have to go meet ozpin" I stated as I turned and continued my trudge as I quickly ignored cardins weird advances.
I slightly shivered at that thought as I quickly moved around the corner and froze as I found a certain berei wearing girl walking towards me as I watched as she had her smirk on as she moved her head towards my vicinity
"well shit" I muttered as I bucked up and carried on my trudges as coco continued to smirk at me until we met half way as she stood in front of me
"well if it isn't little boy heh, so how was the initiation hmmm?" she asked as I sighed
"ok, now if you'll excuse me" I said as I tried to step past her but she held her hand out to stop me as I looked at her blankly
"oh is little boy annoyed hmmmm?" she asked as I sighed and took a step back
"look little boy it appears we came off on the wrong foot, so how about I do you a favour hmmm?" she asked as I blinked at her
"a favour?" I asked as she nodded
"yep a simple one, I do you one you do me one so how about it?" she asked as I just continued to stare at her blankly
"what kind of favour?"
"the one that gives you more than two sets of clothing and is expense free" she said as I blinked
"you want to take me clothes shopping and let me guess the favour for this one is that I will have to carry everything your going to buy for yourself isn't it?" I guessed as she grinned at me
"well aren't you just smart" she said as I shrugged
"its just the most logical reasoning I could come up with" I said as she grinned at me
"well great now lets get going" she said as she grabbed my hand and before I knew it I was being dragged away as I had to keep my glasses from falling off of my face.
"wait why are we going now!?" I exclaimed as I could hear cocos grin
"better if we do it now than latter so come on lets go now" coco said as before I knew it we were now steeping onto a bull head as she quickly pulled me up and pushed me into the seat
"pilot vale now!" coco exclaimed loudly before I could say anything and the doors suddenly closed as my eyes were wide in shock as I felt as the plane suddenly took off I as I had to recap what just happened
I get off from the gym
I realise I have only two sets of clothes
I get challenged by cardin for some reason
I meet coco
She drags me off to go shopping for clothes
Im on a dust plane heading for vale while it was well into the after noon
Well things just turned from weird to well weirder I guess
"can I please at least know why this is so abrupt I mean I don't even know you and well this is something I count as pretty weird" I stated as coco just jumped down next to me as she crossed her legs and smiled at me
"well you could say that you have left quite the lasting impression on me" she said as I just stared at her blankly
"all I remember was running away from you, so how about you tell me how the hell does that leave you with a lasting impression of me?" I asked as she just shrugged
"lifes funny like that, but all you really need to know is that im helping you" she said as I again stared at her blankly until I came down to a conclusion
"you lost a bet that I would screw up in the initiation didn't you?" I asked as she stared at me blankly as her smile was dropped
"whelp it appears you are smarter than you look, how did you know that?" she asked as I shook my head
"nope I didn't, I guessed that and because you were a bit too happy about this for my liking and considering your not as sassy as before that basically pretty much shouts out, hey I lost a bet now I have to take you to go and get some clothes" I said the last part with a girl ish voice as coco giggled at me
"I guess your right well damn that was quick of you" she said as I just stared at her and sighed
"so are we going to do this or what?" I asked as coco smiled at me
"well little boy I guess I should teach you a couple things about fashion" she said as I rolled my eyes at that psh fashion
"don't blow it off fashion is one of the main things that make huntsmen and huntresses the most looked up people in the world, being fashionable while fighting is an art and considering what your wearing you, yeesh your going to need the lesson" she said as I looked down at my clothes and looked back at coco with a mild frown
"its not my fault these were all I had on me" I stated as she shrugged at me as I rolled my eyes at her
"well were here now so lets go" coco said as the doors opened as the dust plane hovered from the ground as coco quickly dragged me out of the plane as we quickly made our way to the streets as I made sure to take my shirt and slip it into my hoods pocket.
"now lets go make you look fashionably hot" coco said as I silently groaned
Here we go with the little mess I call clothes shopping
Well its not going to be too bad that's for sure
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I wasn't wrong huh, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be
"I cant believe after 3 minutes this is what you decided to wear?" coco asked as I shrugged at her
"meh it fits its nice and suites my theme nicely" I stated as I now wore a pair of black and blue accented cargo pants tucked into my boots, a blue and black sleeved t shirt as I had my hoody tied around my waist, as I finally had a dark blue scarf tide loosely around my neck while my glasses sat on my face.
"still cant believe it took 3 minutes to find these" she stated as I shrugged
"meh I have simple tastes, so do we have some normal clothes for me to just wear casually?" I asked as coco rolled her eyes under her sunglasses
"oh course I did, despite the way you look these are going to make you look hot as hell if I do say so myself" she said as I shrugged
"sure, so are we done yet?" I asked as coco smirked at me
"well you did say you were going to help me carry my things didn't you?" she asked as I sighed
"lets just get my stuff paid first" I said as she smirked at me as she held up 3 bags
"done and done this bag has your normal everyday clothes, this one has your delicates and this one well you could say it's a little gift from yours truly" she said as she handed me the bags as I was about to look in the third bag but coco stopped me
"uh uh uhhhhhh no peeking, until you get to your room and let me say its worth the wait" she said as I shrugged as she smiled at me
"now then lets really get to the shopping for reals this time" she said as she started to walk off out of the store as I quickly and quietly followed as I knew she did my a favour I should do the same with her.
Its not going to be that bad right?
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I was wrong so god damn wrong!
"well this is quite a small hall" I heard coco said from the tower of bags I carried in my hands as we moved into the bull head as I slowly placed them on the metal foor as I sighed
"so how was it? Hard wasn't it?" she asked as I gave her a glare
I'll be honest the weight of it was not the problem it was how long I was holding it for
And that was around about 2 and a half hours as it slowly grew more and more and more woosh I was struggled to hold it until we finally got to the bull head
"oh come on little boy it wasn't that bad" coco said as I rolled my eyes at her
"my name is Hamish zaffre" I said finally as the nickname was getting to my nerves
"oh I know im just screwing with you but I guess you deserve a promotion" she said as she looked up and tapped her chin a couple times in thought until she smiled and looked at me
"ok that's it from now on your now known as….skylark" she said as I just stared at her blankly
"da fuck is a skylark and why do I for some reason want to hit you?" I asked as it was true I did want to hit her
"it's a species of bird I know of and for some reason it just seemed appropriated" she said as I just rolled my eyes and shrugged
"well its better than being called little boy that's for sure" I muttered as coco giggled at me
"true true, so does this by chance count as a date?" coco asked as I just gave her a flat look
"no" I said frankly as I could put it as she just pouted at me
"aaaaaaaaw why not?" she asked as I sighed and rolled my eyes
"cause im not exactly looking and for the fact its only been one week I'd like at least a month or two before I start dating thank you" I said as coco just smirked and shrugged at me
"well then I guess I'll just have to wait then" coco said as I just sighed and looked away from her as I sat there thinking about that not really happening
Its not like im not interested its just I really don't think I can do relationships very much, the commitment is something that scares me, but its mostly the worry of if im doing anything right or wrong and then when im told not to worry about it things tend to change and then next thing I know boom break up sadness and all the other depressing bullshit with it.
It's a terrible view I know, but its my view, its my realistic/pessimistic view on relationships.
So when the dust plane finally landed I gave a coco a smile as I picked up my bags
"I'll talk to you another time coco" I said as she looked at me and smiled
"yeah we will, you can bet on it" she said as I couldn't help but chuckle at her
"thanks for everything!" I called out as I jumped out of the dust plane as I quickly made my way down the courtyard as I headed for the dorms
When I got to my dorm I opened the door as I found blake inside as she was reading her book
"welcome back, so how was your so called work out with yang?" blake asked as I sighed and set myself and my bags on one of the desks
"tiring, after wards though I got kind of challenged by cardin for a spar even after I said no and then next thing I know im going to vale for a quick shopping spree and well here I am in new clothes and other stuff" I said to blake as she nodded
"well dinner time is about to come up so I think we should head over" blake said as she closed her book
"yeah just let me look at this for a minute here blake" I said as I pulled up the bag that coco gave me as I opened it up and emptied the contents out onto the desk as I blinked a couple times.
"what the fuck is this?" I asked out loud
"I think thats what you would call a pair of headphones and a cd player" blake said as I looked at her and back at what was indeed a pair of blue headphones, and a silver cd player.
"oh I know that im just asking what the hell was this" I said as I picked up one of three cd's
"jeff Williams? Huh im surprised you haven't heard of him I mean ruby's playing his music most of the time through her headphones" blake said as I looked back at the cd again as I checked the tracks as I was pleasantly surprised to see well all of volume ones tracks.
"ok coco this was admittedly some awesome shit" I said to myself as I placed the cd down
"so you up for some dinner?" I asked as blake smiled at me
"yep just texted yang as she said that she and and everyone else is waiting for us" blake said as I nodded and we both quickly made our way out of our dorm towards the cafeteria casuse shopping for 3 hours and doing a complete work out leaves a guy like me hungry.
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Time skip 2 weeks later
(ok sorry im being a hypocrite but I really had no idea how to end this so this should do it, sorry!)
"uuuuuuuuuurgh" I groaned as I let my head lean against the wooden table of one of many in the cafeteria as I had yet another exhausting day of classes, training and work out, but no homework
for some divine reason which im thankful for cause even if I was given homework I would of just did nothing
but that's not the point, the point was I am tired as fuck and its only been like 2 weeks since ive started this workout and I was starting to really hate it.
"well heres your lunch mr I work hard all day" said one yang as I looked up as she placed the tray of food in front of me as I sighed, yang had taken to choose my food for me as she said it was because of my training, which I took no real mind to it just long as I can eat it right without throwing it back up
"todays lunch is one large steak, a begal, some fries and bit of a salad, and your drink good sir is a large bottle of water" yang said cheerily as I sighed knowing I was going to like this lunch very much
"thank you yang" I said as I picked up the fork and knife as I quickly dug in to my nice hot meal.
"well while we are on the discussion of food, why is it that he and you can put away that much but as soon as I eat one slice of pizza I put on 5 pounds?" Weiss asked as I looked up from my food and looked over at her as I saw her tray consisted of a salad and that's it, just a salad.
"Weiss there is something very wrong with your diet" I stated as I looked to yang as she was looking at Weissed food as well
"what? This is enough and my diet is perfectly-"
"wrong its so god damn wrong I mean seriously watching you eat that is just wrong" yang stated as it if she was reading my mind cause she was right watching Weiss eat that was wrong just so god damn wrong, I mean a human being cant not live of salad and that's it for the rest of their lives.
"what it is not and im pretty sure what your eating is what you would call good for your body" she said as she gestured to yangs meal, which consisted of a large burger, chips, pizza and a grape soda.
"uh Weiss do you know the term of high calorie intact?" I asked as I ate a chip while Weiss looked at me in confusion
"no, what is it?" she asked as I smiled
"well you know everyone is different both body shape and size, well with that everyones body takes in different amounts of calories for most its just enough to get them through, but for me and yang we are on a constant move to burn those calories and we need a large amount of energy to move, so we have to consume a large amount of food so we don't burn out from a food shortage" I explained it slowly as it was true
While I maybe fat I still need to eat enough food so I don't collapse and yang is not exactly so different while her body is in top condition she still needs to consume just about the same amount of food as I do in order for her body to work.
All in all what Weiss was eating is something I would never ever agree to ever eat in my entire life.
"so long story short to us your diet is very dangerous" yang explained as she took a bite of her pizza
"well what about your sister" Weiss said as she directed a stare to the co leader as I looked over and saw her eating a plate of cookies with a glass of milk
"I don't think that is good for her to eat that many cookies" Weiss stated as I looked back at her with a blank stare
"well unlike you ruby is in the same club as us" I stated as blandly as Weiss blinked in surprise
"wait what?" she asked as yang grinned
"because of her semblance being speed she burns twice as much fat than your regular everyday huntsman meaning she has to consume triple of her own body weight" yang stated as Weiss blinked in shock
"b-b-b-b-but, that's not fair!" Weiss whined as me and yang laughed
"don't worry Weiss just take some advice from us and grab something more than just a salad and also come along with us when we work out" I said as yang grinned and patted Weiss on the back
"yep we can help you by doing that" I said as I went back to eating my meal
"speaking of work out, how are you?" I heard blake chimed in as I looked up from my meal and shrugged
"honestly I feel better but I really don't see too much of a difference between myself from when I came here and now" I stated as I caught yang's smile
"yeah that's what you say pull your sleeve up" she said as I blinked in confusion
"come one just do it" she said as I shrugged and pulled up my left sleeve up to my shoulder as my arm was now out for the world to see.
"ok its up now what?" I asked as I stated to eat my bagel, mmmm this is pretty good.
"flex" she said as I blinked mid bite and tilted my head in confusion
"huh?"
"ok I mean flex your arms and be serious alright" she said with a smile on her face as I looked at the other girls as they shrugged.
"alright then don't know what this will prove though" I stated as I slowly made my arm stiffen up as I gritted my teeth as it got harder and harder as I turned my hand into a fist as I looked at my arm and blinked in surprise.
"wha-?"
"see your training has been working out for you" yang exclaimed with a smile as I continued to looked at my arm in surprise
It just looked soooooooo muscular like im serious here its just sooooooo weird I mean seriously hwo did this happen in the last two weeks unless
"oh thank god for aura" I muttered as I couldn't help but grin in delight
"uh what?" Weiss asked as I looked at her
"simple aura is basically the main answer for how I can have this" I pointed at my still flexed arm "and I can take a wild guess and say when aura can heal you its basically saying not only will your exterior injuries will be healed but so will your muscles" I stated simply as it was.
"that is a very good theory" blake stated as she ate her tuna sandwich
"thank you very much now that is out of the way im going to go back to eating my meal in peace" I stated as I was about to until well team JNPR came in
And I don't mean that in a bad way its just well jaune looked well, depressed
"hello!" said pyrrha said as she and everyone else sat down as she took to sitting next to me while jaune sat next to her, well more like he dropped down to the table as he looked at his food.
"uuuuuuuh heeeeeey whats up with jaune?" I asked as pyrrha gave me a nervous smile
"hes well how should I say…..disapointed" she said as I blinked and looked over at jaune as he did look a bit disappointed
"ok then but disappointed in what exactly?" I asked as jaune sighed
"just for the fact ive just missed the biggest deal of a life time" jauen finally spoke as I blinked again as I looked over to ren and nora for info
"sigh hes just upset that he didn't get to by this comic" ren stated
"it was not just any comic it was the legendary 1st edition xray and vav, the single most wanted, needed piece of of comic history and it is not just some comic!" jaune exclaimed as he glared at the table
"and I missed out" he said as he slammed his fist on the table as I couldn't help but feel bad, too bad no one else saw this as they all laughed
"oh man that is priceless your pissed of because of a book hahahaha!" yang exclaimed as I looked over to a nervous looking pyrrha, then a blank looking ren and his laughing partner.
"uh guys this is pretty serious here" I said as they stopped laughing and looked at me
"huh?" the two said as I sighed
"lets just calm it down I mean it may be a book to you girls but if you can see jaunes pretty pissed off so Im warning you stop" I said not as serious as I would like it to sound but watching jaunes hand twitch every now and again is very worrying.
"psh oh yeah and what can sir vomit boy do?" yang asked as I sighed and shook my head
"I can do allot of things yang" jaune stated as his voice was quiet making everyone slowly stare at him as his face was calm, his eyes closed, and his mouth turned up into a smile as I blinked a couple times as I remembered something like that before.
"uuuuuuh jaune whens your birthday?" I asked quickly
"oh its on the 23rd of july why?" he asked as I nodded my head
"oh I just wanted to know considering I know whats going to happen next" I stated as he nodded his head
"uh what does his birthday have anything to do with that?" ruby whispered to me as I sighed
"he was born a cancer meaning in hind sight pissing him off now is and never will be a good choice" I stated in a whisper as ruby blinked in confusion
"huh?" he asked as I shrugged
"just trust me when I say the next person that actually tries to piss him off….well just be thankful he likes you" I stated as I watched as ruby's face turned red hehehe too easy!
"well other than the pissed off looks hows your day been so far?" yang asked as jaune sighed
"other than that little damper, its been fine" jaune admitted as I couldn't help but nod
"so any body got any plans for the weekend?" I asked as I got a shrug from everyone except nora
"oooo me and ren are going to take jaune and pyrrha to pancake diner in vale, then we are going to the movies and after that we'll go around looking at all the sights and right after that to the karaoke bar" nora said excitingly as I couldn't help but nod in approval.
Seems like quite the day to me, team building at its best I see
I took a quick look at my team as I saw blake casually reading her book, Weiss checking her nails, yang eating her food and finally ruby casually reading a magazine on weapons
The more I look at it compared to the show we barely act like a team, I quickly glanced over to our sister team as they were engaging with each other acting like well like a team.
It really got me thinking as I ate my steak I just couldn't help but feel that we have the dynamic but just not the team feeling
I needed to change this and I needed to change this now
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"ok girls team meeting!" I saidly loudly as everyone sat in their respected beds as I stood in the middle of them all
"uh ok?" ruby questioned as she placed her magazine down as everyone followed suite well except blake as she laid in her bed reading her book
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at this
"hey blake hows the smut?" I asked out loud
"its goo-wait it is not smut!" she exclaimed loudly as she sat up in slight fear like she had been called out
"as once again so that everyone heard im calling a team meeting" I stated as blake looked around as she found everyone staring at her
"sorry" she muttered as she put her book away as I sighed
"ok, im calling this meeting for the simplistic reason of because we are a terrible team" I stated as an absolute fact
"wait but I thought we were ok" ruby said as I sighed
"yeah I mean come on no one can even match our dynamic" Weiss said as I rolled my eyes
"and were just starting out, I mean teams aren't just formed under a day" blake stated as I couldn't help but groan as I could think at least 5 teams that have become better teammates in under 12 hours.
"I can see what Hamish is talking about here" yang said as I sighed in relief, finally someone gets it!
"what do you mean yang?" ruby asked curiously
"its simple compare us to all teams and they have one thing we don't" yang stated
"4 people?" ruby asked
"no half hazard like bunkbeds" Weiss said
"no taste in literature" blake said
At this point I was almost ready to give up but I looked at yang in hope that she could at least give the right answer
"nope they no sense of pumour!(supposed to be a play on word with pun and humour, you know what no I think you get it sorry)"
And just like that one time long ago of when I was a kid
my hopes have once again been crushed
in the form of a horrible joke
So with that I slowly just turned around walked over to my desk picked up my scroll, headphones, my workout clothes and just silently walked to the door
Usually I would be all for this to be a joking matter but considering how serious and how much I had my hopes up for yang and how much they have been crushed
I just gave up
And I needed a minute to think this really through
"hey where are you going?" ruby asked as I opened the door
"to go and work out my problems" I said as I was about to do that but stopped as I thought of a quick stupid idea
"and while im doing that how about you four stay in here and actually talk to each other for once, cause im sure as hell am sick of us not being a real team" I said simply as I stepped into the hallway as I slowly and gently started to close the door and then decided to just open it half way normally and slammed that mother fucker shut with a large and loud bang
I dusted my hands connected my headphones to my scroll as I went to the music app which I thankfully downloaded and slid on through the music from the CD's coco gave me and more thanks to yang and decided to play my music at the loudest setting
Considering I had some well issues I needed to sort out working out seemed really like the perfect time to do it
Sigh I just hope I didn't do anything too stupid
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"ok this is something I didn't expect to come back to" I said as I was slightly covered in sweat as I found well my team in the middle of the floor on their backs covered in feathers as they were all asleep
I couldn't help but chuckle at this so I quietly closed the door as I set all my stuff down on the desk and quickly got them all into their beds as they quickly snuggled in slightly covered in a bit of fluff of the feathers as I slightly brushed it off their faces.
After that was done I quickly got a dust pan and started to sweep up the feathers into a black bag as I quickly tied it off and smirked as I quickly went across the hall way and slightly knocked on JNPR's room as I saw nora open it up
"special delivery from one team RWBY have fun" I said as I handed her the bag as she looked at me as I smirked at her as then went to open it up as she saw what was inside and had a gleeful cheer as she closed the door
I chuckled slightly as I walked back into the room as I quickly walked back to the room as I silently closed the door again as I looked back at my sleeping teammates and quickly grabbed my hoody and my shorts as I walked over to the bathroom as I really needed a shower.
What I didn't see when I did go into the bathroom was four pairs of eyes all staring at me as they all had smiles on their faces
How I knew this was still a mystery to me
End chapter
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