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Epic Fails

Before

[Ash]: Hey Serena

[Serena]: Yes, Ash?

[Ash]: Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type ;)

[Serena]: Aww :D

Now

[Ash]: If kisses are snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard

[Serena]: *melting in real life* Thanks Ash!

Later

[Ash]: It's been cold lately

[Serena]: You're right, it's kinda chilly. Braixen does like it one bit.

[Ash]: Bcause I want to use your thighs as earmuffs

[Misty]: HOLY-

[Cilan]: You do realise that you are talking in a group chat right?

[Dawn]: He didn't say that to me

[Serena]: (O / / / O)

[Iris]: Someone's moving out the dense zone

[Serena]: Seriously…

[Barry]: Ash did you copy that from online?

[Alain]: Looks like it

[Brock has joined the conversation]

[Brock]: Guys. This is Ash

[Brock]: Brock stole my pokegear

[Brock]: And he's using his cheesy pickup lines

[Brock]: That are really cheesy

[Brock]: And here I am trying not to lose in Kalos while saving Clemont's gym

[Ash]: HOLY-

[Brock]: Brock stop using my account

[Dawn]: This was unexpected

[Brock]: Everything he does is unexpected.

[Ash]: Agreed

[Clemont has joined the conversation]

[Clemont]: Guys…

[Clemont]: I have to tell you something

[Dawn]: What?

[Clemont]: There was an attack at Lumiose

[Clemont]: After the league. Ash lost to Alain

[Clemont]: Team Flare attacked

[Clemont]: Ash and Alain took a risk that would never end well

[Brock]: What happened

[Iris]: If he dies I'm going to… I don't know

[Paul]: Then who's using Ash's account now?!

[Brock]: Still me. I'm using two gears at once. Stole Ash's Kanto one in his house

[Clemont]: Team Flare has him

[Clemont]: Alain is missing and that's all we know

[Clemont]: Lumiose is dying

[Clemont]: We may not make it back alive

[Clemont]: Wish us luck

[Leaf]: …

[Iris]: …

[Cilan]: …

[Misty]: …

[Dawn]: …

[Brock]: …

[Trip]: …

[Gary]: …

[May]: …

[Max]: …

[Barry]: …

[Misty]: Author you'd better bring him back