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Epic Fails
Before
[Ash]: Hey Serena
[Serena]: Yes, Ash?
[Ash]: Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type ;)
[Serena]: Aww :D
Now
[Ash]: If kisses are snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
[Serena]: *melting in real life* Thanks Ash!
Later
[Ash]: It's been cold lately
[Serena]: You're right, it's kinda chilly. Braixen does like it one bit.
[Ash]: Bcause I want to use your thighs as earmuffs
[Misty]: HOLY-
[Cilan]: You do realise that you are talking in a group chat right?
[Dawn]: He didn't say that to me
[Serena]: (O / / / O)
[Iris]: Someone's moving out the dense zone
[Serena]: Seriously…
[Barry]: Ash did you copy that from online?
[Alain]: Looks like it
[Brock has joined the conversation]
[Brock]: Guys. This is Ash
[Brock]: Brock stole my pokegear
[Brock]: And he's using his cheesy pickup lines
[Brock]: That are really cheesy
[Brock]: And here I am trying not to lose in Kalos while saving Clemont's gym
[Ash]: HOLY-
[Brock]: Brock stop using my account
[Dawn]: This was unexpected
[Brock]: Everything he does is unexpected.
[Ash]: Agreed
[Clemont has joined the conversation]
[Clemont]: Guys…
[Clemont]: I have to tell you something
[Dawn]: What?
[Clemont]: There was an attack at Lumiose
[Clemont]: After the league. Ash lost to Alain
[Clemont]: Team Flare attacked
[Clemont]: Ash and Alain took a risk that would never end well
[Brock]: What happened
[Iris]: If he dies I'm going to… I don't know
[Paul]: Then who's using Ash's account now?!
[Brock]: Still me. I'm using two gears at once. Stole Ash's Kanto one in his house
[Clemont]: Team Flare has him
[Clemont]: Alain is missing and that's all we know
[Clemont]: Lumiose is dying
[Clemont]: We may not make it back alive
[Clemont]: Wish us luck
[Leaf]: …
[Iris]: …
[Cilan]: …
[Misty]: …
[Dawn]: …
[Brock]: …
[Trip]: …
[Gary]: …
[May]: …
[Max]: …
[Barry]: …
[Misty]: Author you'd better bring him back
