Thanks for reviewing! (if you have. If you haven't, press the blue button now.) If anybody wants to use the characters you can by the way, just please tell me. And now, here's a bear person for Unicorn Grenade ()!

I've never been normal. And trust me, I don't mean that in a good way. I mean, I have claws! And I don't mean the cheap stick-on nail claws, I mean actual claws growing on my fingers. Bear claws to be precise. And fur growing over my body. I'm not kidding, I even eat raw meat. The wacko scientist who made me thought I'd like some fangs too, bad breath included for free! After a few years of torturing me with electric teasers and treadmills and much, much worse, they decided I was a mistake, so now I'm strapped down and they're about to inject me with a needle. I close my eyes for the last time, and you know what? This is the nicest thing life's ever done to me.

My last breath is my first peaceful one.