"This city is so huge! As big as my farts!" Tiny Kong exclaimed as she was exploring the enormous Castelia City, letting out thunderous farts that scared the human tourists and Pokemon, both wild and owned by trainers, with all of them surprised to see a strange non Pokemon creature breaking such foul wind, being in the middle of the Unova's region. "I wonder if I could get any bigger and act like a giant ape... teehee!"

"This city has gone to shit." Genesect remarked as he was trying to destroy a part of the city as he got annoyed by Tiny Kong's tuba toots. "Figuratively and literally."


On the eastern side of the Unova continent, Aria Meloetta was staring at Ash Ketchum, pink hearts in her eyes. She sighed heavenly as she held her paddle shaped hands together. Ash noticed, his right eye twitching as he inched closer to Cilan.

"I don't know about this, guys. I had Pokemon fall in love with me before," Ash commented as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand, "This just doesn't feel right."

Cilan patted Ash on the back, smiling casually. "Well, you just have to let Meloetta know that you're available already. It shouldn't be too hard."

Ash frowned as he looked down. "I don't know... I just can't bear to admit it..."

Pikachu moved his hands as he motioned his arms in front of Ash. "Pika pi, kachu ka pika chu chu pika..." He stated redundantly in his Pokemon language.

Ash nodded as he understood Pikachu. "Well, I guess you do have a point. Maybe I'll let her know slowly..." He sighed as he opened his eyes, turning to Meloetta. "Listen, Meloetta, I have to tell you something..."

Meloetta rushed over to Ash, unzipping his pants as she stuck out her red tongue. "Oh Ash, I knew you were warming up to me!" She squealed as she took off his underwear.

Ash gawked as he flailed his arms about, his eyes very widened. Cilan and Iris looked at each other oddly in fright as Pikachu fell on his back, his left leg twitching.