~ Vampire Lessons ~

"Okay, emergency Vampire Etiquette lesson time," Alucard said. "Never, never, NEVER tell a female human that she smells more delicious than usual."

"Why?" Seras asked, nonplussed. "She did."

"Because you basically just announced to everyone in that room that our boss is on the rag."

"I what?" The young vampire's expression changed dramatically once she figured out exactly what that meant. "Oh no... she's gonna kill me..."

"Aww, she's not going to kill you," Alucard reassured his fledgling, patting her on the head. And Seras was relieved, until he continued, "You're a valuable asset to this organization, after all. But do expect a strongly-worded scolding." He paused. "Probably delivered over the phone, considering the situation."

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