Title: Little Fox: and that was his Dream

Author: Sohei NICHA

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Rate: K-M (May get dirrrty later…)

Genre: Humor/Romance

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Notes: Mostly fluff. Animal NaruSasu… So… furry sex?

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Part Three: "I met a Tanuki Today"

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Days passed.

Weeks...

Years...

Naruto sighed, "Sasuke is probably in the other world right now..." he thought, wandering back to his little burrow near the village. "After all, I went all over this place and followed his scent, but he was never there— maybe I'm going crazy..." he looked mournfully at his five tails, "And it's been harder to get my tails after giving my fifth one up..."

The fox's blue eyes looked up to the moon tiredly. The moon's light shone off his more defined human face and showed his mourning. However, then his blue eyes caught a shooting star in its descent; his eyes hardened in determination.

I will find him!

And that was his dream.

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Naruto was sad, and he wanted to be with Sasuke again, but he decided that he would need to find more friends since he had never before heard of suicide.

He had seen some humans kill themselves before though: crudely ripping apart their abdominals with an absurdly shiny and grey-colored rock of some sort with weird tails spouting out from the other side; however, it did not look in any way appealing.

And so, determining that he would live and then die only to be together with Sasuke again, he went out in search of some friends.

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The fox's ears perked.

He looked over and saw a huge pit of sand with a tail-less being standing at its side.

His eyes widened and then he bound over to the other.

Green eyes turned to him coldly. "What?"

Naruto grinned, "Hello! I'm Naruto! I'm gonna find Sasuke…" he paused and then thought for a moment, "and look like a human too!"

The other frowned, "You look human enough."

Naruto shook his head, "Humans don't have ears or tails."

"But you look human."

"I just don't think you understand what I'm trying to say!" The fox concluded, hands on his hips. He looked down and immediately his eyes widened tenfold.

The green-eyed one looked at him questionably, "Hm?"

"THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST TESTICLES I HAVE EVER SEEN!"

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So, this chapter is obviously called "I met a Tanuki Today"…

I thought "I might as well have an update right about now… so…" ^_^;

Even though this one's (extra) short, I hope you like it!

Sohei NICHA