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Chapter 3: Tyki!!!
Lenalee glanced over at her friend's deep sigh and had to refrain from giggling when she noticed the almost heart broken expression on his face. His hair was sliding out from under the white wig and his shoulders were slumped as he walked, making him look like the teenager he really was.
She would have asked if he was okay but after what her brother did to him she didn't think he'd be able to handle it.
As Kanda and Lenalee started to walk off the stage Komui planted his hands on his hips and demanded, "And who are you going to be next Kanda?!"
Even though it was just a wig, the white hair seemed to twitch with Kanda's aggravation as he squared his shoulders and turned back to look at her psychotic older brother. A murderous expression was on his face and the Finders they were closest to whimpered and scurried off a little, as if frightened that the beast would slaughter those closest to him.
"I've done my bit, so I'm not going to impersonate anyone else." Dark eyes glared hotly at the supervisor who so happened to be standing next to the ex-supervisior they've all so conviently forgotten about like with Link. Director Levvier looked as if he was having a blast of somesorts. After all, someone was being tortured. "And nothing you say can make me change my mind."
One of Komui's eyebrows rose as his mouth curled. "Oh? Really?" And suddenly the usually complacient, happy go lucky man was, single handedly, the most terrifying thing in the room. The only one who didn't cower in fear of his sudden hostile energy signals was Lenalee and that was simply because the male had somehow controlled the disasterous waves and made them bypass her. There was no way he could scare his baby sister after all. But what made it all worse to the other men's male prides was the fact that they were scared shitless by a figure who was drinking coffee out of bunny cup and had a burret on his head. "Because I beg to differ."
Kanda whimpered so softly only Lenalee could hear but than summoning as much courage as he could he grunted, "Che, and just how are you going to make to go further asshole?"
Now, no one was surprised by the Japanese's vulgar language, the curse words just seemed to be as much of him as his hair but what was surprising was how Komui's grin stretched from ear to ear, in an almost Noah manner.
Holy fucking shit!
"Have you forgotten, Kanda, how many times I've been forced to pay for repairs when you and Allen got into fights? Have you forgotten how leniant I've been with your attitude?" With each question it looked as if horns were stretching that burret farther and farther from Komui's brown locks. The last question was stated with such conviction and finality that Kanda nearly crumbled. "Have you forgotten that I have the power to force each and every one of your missions to be accompanied with our beloved General Teidoll...?"
With the threat stated, simply and clearly Kanda bowed his head in submission.
"Good, now understand that you have to do as many impersonations that we want you to, okay?"
"...Che..."
And with that they walked off into the dressing rooms where they both started to strip down. Now normally acting outfits are worn over the actors and actresses own clothing to keep them clean but seeing as how the cleaning ladies of Black Order were so meticulous they washed the props every single day. So neither of them bothered with any of their clothing except for their underwear.
Which they've seen each other in numerous times already. Hence why neither really reacted to the exposed skin. Now, don't read it the wrong way, they weren't in that kind of relationship at all you pervs. In fact Lenalee was completely stuck over Allen and our beloved swordsman was most likely gay. It's just that seeing as they grew up together in HeadQuarters, like true siblings they would change in front of each other to halt any hassles of precious time consumption.
When the Chinese girl was stripped down into her white colored underwear she looked over her shoulder at Kanda who was already getting into the pressed suit. "Do you need me in this one also or...?"
"No," came the curt reply. And with a shrug she stepped into her casual outfit and walked out to sit next to her crush seeing as how his stalker had run away.
After putting on all the needed pieces Kanda walked over to the mirror and posed. He had left his skin color the way it was so the only makeup he put on were the crosses stretching across his forehead under the wig's short, wavy curls of hair. The top hat was tilted slightly with his head as he placed some of his weight into the black cane, the tight dress suit showing off the masculinity of his arms and hips. He stuck out his tongue, set his eyes at half mast and pushed up the wig, showing off the Stigmanta for all to see.
Yeah, he made this thing look good.
And because he was forced into doing this obscene act over and over Kanda decided what the heck, he might as well place his real feelings into the songs.
So walking back out into the crowd and standing in the center of the ring he mimicked the pose he had done in the dressing room while the music started, only to place his tongue back into his mouth in order to sing properly.
He noticed how some of the people around him were shocked at his choice. Of all people, why Tyki fucking Mikk?
Why? He asked himself, because the bastard Noah of Pleasure actually holds a lot of Kanda's own personal opinions on things.
He was still leaning on the cane when he started to adress every one in the room. "Who, who do you serve? For whose empire and whose whims?" He eased off the cane and slowly stalked around the circle. "Is your honor judged by men?"
He leaned over Miranda and narrowed his eyes at her fearful expression, not even paying attention to the crowds uncomfortable mutters about the lyrics. "Will you lie? Will you lie if they say it's they're will?"
He than quickly appeared in front of the remaining generals, smirking at them while his eyes sneered in disdain. None were very pleased with that. "Will you die or continue to kill? Until the generals all have their fill," he rounded on the Finders and hissed. "Craven cowards, armchair warriors." He sneered in hateful disgust. "You will serve them well."
He noticed midly how there was no clapping and how, very quickly, the majority of the room started to glower and straighten themselve. How fucking amusing.
Kanda sauntered over to Lavi who looked both surprised and cautious. Wary, as he should be. He leaned over until he was directly face to face with the red head, dark eyes narrowed with so much hated truth Kanda almost had to run from his inner observations. How his gut instincts told him every word was correct. "What, what will you write? For whose pleasure..." after making sure Lavi's green gaze followed his own to Bookman's he continued. "For whose delight?"
Damn how the Japanese hated this but at the same time his heart was revelling! Finally the truth is spilled! "Will your readers see your light? Will you say..." Lavi's one green eye was no longer smiling with fake happiness but brimming with a determined light. "That the singer can't blow you away?" He than turned back to the crowd with a vicious snarl as he took off the top hat, still holding on.
"That we hate people just 'cause they're gay, women and children all stay away!" He swung the hat in a flourish of pure, unadulterated hatred and half of the spectators snarled in return. Hateful towards his truthful and heartfelt accusations. Peh! Fucking Catholics, the lot of fucking hypocrites!
"To whom, whom do you pray?" The cane lifted off the ground slightly as he widened both arms. "Do dollars wash your sins away? Does God," the cane jerked to the roof, "Love cold hard cash? Do you say...If we all just continue to pay, all our ailments will go away. And our souls will be saved."
Looking over his black clad shoulder Kanda looked directly into his rivals eyes, Moyashi's grey orbs twinkling with the inner battle rattling in his head. For once he felt the disgust diminish for a second before it came back ten fold, the emotion lathered within the words he directed straight at the white haired teen.
"God's not with you 'Holy Roller'." Black eyes narrowed so much only a sliver of opaque was seen and Allen stiffened and shook from the words. "Your heart dwells in Hell."
Both Lenalee and Lavi looked as if they were about to yell at him for doing such a thing to the boy but he turned from them before they had a chance. Foolish brats, he thought scathingly to himself and not for the first time he wondered if the Noah's path was more rightous.
He didn't even believe in all of the Order's bullshit and yet they were still forcing it on him.
With purpose he crossed the circle to stand in front of the glowering Levvier and their mutual hatred sparked between them. "Why, why do you run? Our awareness has spoiled your fun," that was growled with a smile and Kanda had the feeling that soon he would also have a stalker following him around. The look in the Director's eyes was clearly saying that he was doubting Kanda's loyalty. "Our eyes see you too clear, will you hide?"
He turned and stood in the center, slowly circling on the spot as he sang. "From the joy of expressing our pride, for the leaders and people who've died." Dark eyes glowed with such intensity the majority of the group actually moved back. "While combating your genocide."
With grace he slid the hat back onto his head and swung the cane behind him. The last three lines were said in husky tones as his own grin spoke of homicidal insanity. The group who was constantly trying to make him be more polite flinched back a look of sorrow crossing their faces.
"Chains are breaking,
"Minds are waking..."
He stared directly into Levvier's eyes at this one.
"Soon we'll serve no more..."
As the music ended there was a soft clapping, a portion of the sounds actually genuine, coming from those who agreed with his words. The rest was just a politeful responce to a performance and Kanda delighted in the distrustful looks that were being sent his way. It was so fucking entertaining to screw with their perfect ideals...
As Kanda leaned against the cane he rose a single brow and waited for the next name to be shouted out.
And there is chapter 3!!! I'm sorry if i messed up the song at all, i've never actually heard it i just saw the lyrics and thought that, that was so tyki. if any of you disagree that's fine it's just what i got.
I think you guys will like the next one more though, it's back on track to the humor and well...lets just say that our precious kanda will be doing some interesting moves.
the song is called "Servitude" by Fishbone.
Until next time
Ja ne!
