I OWN NOTHING. NOTHING I TELL YOU.

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''I'm gonna kill him,'' Yumia muttered.

''No you're not,'' Sango said off-handedly while drinking her water.

''I'm gonna punch him in the trachea and then stab him in his jugular,'' Yumia narrowed her eyes at the floor.

''Seems a little extreme, don't you think?'' Sango tilted her head.

''He basically just told me to be his personal call girl!'' Yumia shouted. The whole cafeteria turned to her direction.

''Move it along, nothing to see here,'' Kagome waved them away boredly. Sango sighed.

''I understand that. I was there, remember?'' Yumia snorted. Sango glared at the interruption. ''I am just saying that you can't let him get to you. He doesn't know anything about you. In time, he will learn.''

''I don't want him to learn anything about me,'' Yumia muttered. ''I just want to kill him.''

''I heard,'' Sango stated. Yumia glared.

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''I'll kill that little bitch,'' Kagura snarled.

''I see it really going in the opposite direction,'' Kikyo told her. Kagura glared at her.

''Excuse me? You think I can't take that little kitten on?''

''No I don't but we both know who could,'' Kikyo smirked.

''Oh yeah? Who would that be?'' Kagura sneered.

''I believe you call him, big brother.''

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''Are you feeling better now?'' Sango asked.

''I'm good,'' Yumia answered while drinking a carton of milk. ''Milk solves everything.''

''Does it?'' Kagome questioned dryly. Yumia glared half-heartedly.

''Oh god,'' Sango groaned.

''What?'' Yumia wondered and looked up. Her fangs started to peak out when she saw Sesshomaru.

''I thought it would be best to draw up a contract. That way we both win. You will produce an heir for me and in return you will always be financially secure, etc. Friday you will meet my father and we can begin. Stay out of my way until then unless I ask for you.'' And he was gone.

''I am gonna kill him so hard.''

''...Milk?''

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''You'll take care of this for me, won't you?''

''Leave her to me.''

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''I'm sexy and I know it! Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeeahh!''

''Why are you in such a good mood? Three days ago you were ready to kill,'' Kagome smirked.

''I haven't seen your royal ass face in three days and it has been pure MAGIC!'' Yumia beamed. Kagome raised an eyebrow.

''That's nice. The sun will be up soon so I'm heading outside. Make sure you drink some milk.''

''I have no need for it this morning because nothing could ruin this wonderful weekend,'' Yumia continued flashing her beaming smile all over the place. Kagome waved her off and headed out the front door.

Kagome yawned as she stretched herself out into the morning air. She watched as the sun was readying itself to rise. Her peace was interrupted by a black limousine pulling up infront of the house. The whole Takahashi household stepped out.

''Excuse me? Do Kagome Higurashi and Yumia Hollingsworth live here?'' Inuyasha asked her. Kagome blankly stared at him for a moment until she noticed the light of the sun from the corner of her eye. She moved forward and soaked in the sunlight. Her nails sharpened up, her fangs started peering out of her mouth, her hair took on a dark blue tint and reached back down to just below her waist, and two adorable black dog ears appeared on top of her head.

She turned back to her guests. Inuyasha looked at her in awe, taking in her beauty.

''Come in,'' She smiled with politeness. She led them up the walkway and opened the door.

Yumia was heading out of the kitchen, stretching and yawning. She let out a small meow but when she opened her eyes, they hardened at the sight of Sesshomaru.

''What are you doing here mutt?'' She growled. Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes.

''Cease your tone kitten. I told you I would come for you at the appropriate time and here I am, so show the respect your alpha is do.'' Yumia sneered.

''Listen alpha boy I'll kill you where you stand in your pompous boots!'' Sesshomaru growled and as Yumia was prepared to pounce, a knock at the door interrupted her.

''I'm gonna go get that,'' Kagome muttered. She left the awkward circle of people and headed towards the door.

''I don't want you here, I can't stand you!'' Yumia shouted.

''You're lucky you were even chosen to be with this Sesshomaru, a commoner like yourself, at all!'' He snarled.

''I certainly don't feel lucky!'' Yumia yelled back. Kagome came back in, fidgeting. ''Who was at the door?''

''You have no idea how unlucky you are lately.''

''Huh?'' Yumia questioned and her eyes widened as an older couple and a young girl came in.

''Inutashio, Sesshomaru it is very nice to see you again,'' The older man smiled politely.

''It is indeed Ron but may I ask why you are here?'' Inutashio Takahashi asked.

''Well it seems our children will be mating soon,'' The older woman smiled and turned to Yumia. ''Hello my sweet baby.'' She wrapped her arms around Yumia's taller frame.

Yumia tried to relax. "Hello mother.'' The Takahashis' all widened their eyes.

''Sesshomaru informed us that you weren't wealthy Ms. Hollingsworth,'' Inutashio voiced.

''Well from the way I carry myself I couldn't possibly be,'' Yumia sneered. Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed. ''From the way I dress I certainly couldn't be.'' Sesshomaru began to growl. ''I should just try not to embaress myself in public.'' Sesshomaru's eyes started reddening. ''But hey, at least my body isn't terrible-'' Sesshomaru pounced on her. No one could see what was happening, all they could hear was snarling, growling, hissing, and slight barking.

Kagome sighed and headed towards the kitchen.

''Where are you going?'' Inuyasha couldn't help but ask.

''It seems I need some milk.''

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