Normal talking: "Lightning"

Talking in head to someone/something/Thoughts: 'Lightning'

Powerful spirit talking/demonic talking: "Lightning"

Powerful Spirit thinking/demonic thinking: Lightning


Naruko:*Folds Arms* So... where have you been?

LittleMissS: Uh... Around...

Naruko*Raises eyebrow* Around doing what?

LittleMissS:*Starts to sweat* Uh you know, t-the... uh... I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED!

Kurama:*Appears out of no-where* Darn right your sorry.

LittleMissS: I'm sorry for the lateness, and the shortness of this chapter, please forgive me. I don't Own Naruto, He belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, I only own Idea's and difference's in my story!


Chapter 3: Kaka-Baka

Naruko woke up as the rays of sun flooded through the window's struggling to keep a blush down from the memories of yesterday, she checked the time as it said 11:30, she got out of bed and hoped into the bathroom to have a long shower. When she finally stepped out of the bathroom she found Kyuubi lying across her bed shirtless... "Uhh Kyuubi Why are you on my bed" she questioned. Kyuubi cracked a eye open before grunting softly. Naruko rolled her eyes at him before moving on to change. She had just put her underwear on when she felt a presence behind her. She turned and saw Kyuubi directly behind her, "Uhh Kyuubi why are you so close behind me" Naruko asked.

"Because my sweet little kit, you putting your underwear on in front of me is, just too tempting" Kyuubi growled playfully, while nuzzling Naruko's neck. Taking the sensitive skin of Naruko's neck between his lips sucking softly earning a gasp from the blonde as she shivered pleasurably, "Ahh so this is one of your weak points" he smirked.

"K-Kyuubi, I- I- I'm going t-to be late" Naruko stuttered.

Kyuubi growled a 'fine' before turning her around and crashing his lips down on Naruko's, sucking lightly on her bottom lip asking for entrance, which the overwhelmed the blonde, Kyuubi's tongue plunged into her mouth fighting passionately with hers, heat pooled into Naruko's body, as her mind became hazy with want, she wasn't exactly sure what she wanted, but she was going to find out, Naruko had got this far and she sure as hell wasn't going to back down, overwhelmed or not, she sucked on Kyuubi's lip biting it gently while grinding on the redheads torso taking her Dominance, she wasn't about to be submissive, after all she was a female 'Alpha', they kissed for a whole five minutes chakra pooling into her before Naruko had to come up for air, panting hard.

She looked up at Kyuubi and smiled "Thanks for the chakra, but it looks like I'm the alpha now " Naruko smiled.

"Excuse me?" Kyuubi asked.

"Hehe, oh nothing" Naruko said smiling sweet, before finishing getting changed into a red short battle kimono similar to her mothers with a black sash and black spandex shorts that ended five inches above the knee. Before putting on her clock going into the kitchen to make herself a Kyuubi a hearty breakfast.


Team Seven Training Grounds

Here in the training ground at five o'clock in the morning to 12 in the afternoon stood a Incredibly irritated Sasuke Uchiha, and a almost sleeping bashe, this is what Naruko turned up to see anyway. "YOU'RE LATE" screamed a once tired Sakura.

"Oh is sensei here?" Naruko said faking innocence, "Because if he's not technically I'm not late, and if you must know I was having a nice hearty breakfast" Naruko smirked.

Sakura's face turned bright pink in anger "Sensei said we weren't supposed to eat breakfast" she smirk triumphantly folding her arms.

"Uhh No he said I Suggested you don't eat breakfast, only an idiot would go into a battle, tired, hungry and there for weak due to lack of energy" Naruko replied folding her arms, smugly.

Sakura's face fell 'She so annoying, the baka was better as a boy worshipping the ground I walked on, rather than this slut' thought Sakura as she continued to glare at Naruko's cloaked figure.

"Alright everyone here" said Kakashi appearing out from nowhere.

"Your Late!" Sakura shouted, stupidly believing that Naruko would join her in her childish rant.

"Well you see a black cat crossed my path and I had to take the long route" Kakashi said doing his closed eye smile.

Naruko shook his head at his lame ass excuse and walked up to the training field.

"Ok, let's get started." Kakashi said as he placed a alarm clock on a tree stump "This clock is set for noon. Your assignment is very simple. All you have to do is take these bells from me." Kakashi explained "If you can't get them by noon, you go without lunch. You'll be tied to those posts and you'll watch me eat my lunch." Kakashi smiling. All three Shinobi simultaneously gave different reactions. Sasuke grunted giving of more than his usual aura of arrogance, Sakura gaped then ogled at how brave and strong Sasuke was and Naruko glared at him knowing how hard this so called quest for teamwork would be with these two idiots.

"Hold on Sensei!" Interrupted Sakura "There's three of us and there's only two bells." Sakura said smugly as if to say she was the only one who noticed this.

Kakashi sighed behind his mask at her stupidity. "That's because, the person who doesn't get a bell gets sent to the academy. Then again there's a chance, all of you could fail." Kakashi stated with the smile "You can use any type weapon. If you're not prepared to kill me, you won't be able to take the bells." Kakashi said his smile never moving place.

"But sensei you could get hurt" Sakura argued. Naruko threw her hans in the air as if to say 'I give up' causing Kakashi to snigger "WHAT SO FUNNY! You couldn't even dodge that eraser!" She screeched.

"When I say so, you can begin." Kakashi said ignoring Sakura's outburst. Naruko glared at him and swore she could hear Kyuubi laughing at her rotten luck... Somewhere.

"Begin" Kakashi said. The three young shinobi disappeared out of view.

Kakashi mentally assessed all of them. 'Ok, so, Sakura is partially in view hiding in the bush, still good for her age, but needs more practice, her chakra is in plain sight showing she has not learned how to mask it, Sasuke seems to has hidden out of view and is masking his chakra although not fully, he shows potential, and Naruko... it seems like Naruko...is sitting on one of the stumps...' this of course make him sweat drop.

"Naruko you're not going to hide like the rest" asked Kakashi.

Naruko simply glared at him before saying "I know the meaning of this test Kashi-nii, and thinking this was something more, chakra absorbing, I... and then I had to... I bet he knew..." it was at this point Naruko was cursing Kyuubi for the unneeded yet wonderful make-out session. Her face blazed.

She shook her head before disappearing in a puff of smoke. 'A Shadow clone' thought Kakashi his eyes narrowing.


~Elsewhere With Naruko~

Naruko sat on a rock sulking, with a bright red blush across her face when she heard a roar. It was unlike one she had ever heard. She jumped up as if the rock was on fire, Her eyes scanning the area. The forest went quiet. Too quiet. She stayed perfectly still; out of nowhere she was grabbed by the leg and thrown up into the air. Luckily thanks to her shinobi training she landed on her feet, skidding to a stop. Her eyes widened as she starred at the creature. It was huge, with a bone white mask, leading to a big moss green humanoid body, It a big black hole leading straight through its chest. Naruko could right through it to the trees on the other side.

Naruko brought out a three pronged kuni, throwing it above the beast head, before disappearing in a blond and red flash, and appearing above the beast catching the three pronged Kuni. She landed on its neck, channelling kyuubi's chakra into the three pronged kuni and plunging it into the opening of the monsters neck. Before doing a back flip landing on the floor on her hands before flipping right way up. There was a flash of orange in front of Naruko. She blinked, a boy...he seemed to be about three, four years older than her, with a sword as long as his body that looked oddly enough like a giant kitchen knife, which had orange hair. In one fatal swoop he cut through the hollow's mask and it started to disperse in a array of white crystals (A/N-Don't know how to describe how hollows die).

"Hey! Who are you?" Naruko shouted, wondering, "And what was that thing" she continued, pumping chakra into her legs running quickly in front of the boy before he could run away. Pulling down her hood her big azure blue eye's stared intently into the brown one's in front of her.

"Hey kid, I haven't got time for this, you're not meant to see me anyway, who are you" asked the older orange haired teen, resting his over grown sword on his shoulder, examining the young blonde.

"Naruko, my name's Uzumaki Naruko" she answered.

"Soo, Naruko, my name's Kurozaki Ichigo, and I am a soul reaper, or shinigami, if you will" Stated the older teen.

Naruko stared at him for a prolonged moment of time with a deadpanned look before shaking her head "Who, or what are you really, because there's no way your Shinigami, and if you are, I want to meet my father" Naruko stated.

"Listen kid-"

"I'm not a kid, I have a name and I've already got my shinobi licence, I'm a legal adult, after all, old enough to kill, old enough to drink, old enough to fuck" Naruko glared.

"Wow, here is allot more different than my world, and aren't you a little young to do and know that stuff" he huffed. Naruko scrunched her eyebrows in confusion.

"What are you talking about, first of all there is only one shinigami I know of and you are not him" Naruko muttered under her breath.

"Ichigo are you done yet!" shouted a female voice as two women came walking through the forest. While one had short hair, the other had long crimson.

"Oh hey, Rukia, Kushina. We've got a problem this one can see us" Ichigo said pointing to Naruko. Kushina, the one with the crimson hair looked at the blonde in front of her before tears caught in her eyes and she eloped her in a hug, while pressing her face against Naruko's as tears fell from her eyes and down her cheek. Naruko just stood there shocked that this, woman just hugged her.

"Who are you" Naruko asked in a monotone like voice. Kushina looked into Naruko's eyes, recognition crossed Naruko's face as a very vivid memory crossed her mind. Those same violet eyes, they belonged to her mother. Naruko wrapped her arms around the woman and sobbed into her chest.

"Eh you know this kid Kushina" asked Ichigo.

"She's my daughter" she answered.

"Wah" Ichigo took step back, a light appeared over head gaining Rukia and his attention, "Kushina we gotta get going" said Ichigo his expression serious, Kushina looked up noticing the light before nodding.

"Naruko, I'll come back here tomorrow. Then we can talk ok baby" she croaked her voice cracking at the fact she once again had to leave her baby. Naruko wiped away the tears before nodding, she had to be strong. After all, she survived this long, this should be a happy moment, she met her mother, sure she was leaving, but she'd be back tomorrow! Hearing the distant ringing of a bell Naruto gave her mother one last hug before she went of running into the forest, to her team.


~With Naruko's Team~

"Well Naruko, just like your just in time to hear why your team is going to fail. Number one" Kakashi said bringing up one finger."You didn't work together. Sasuke you just went off on your own, Sakura, you relied on sasuke to much thinking that he was going to get a bell for you and everything would be fine. Neither of you asked each other for help, or even bothered in trying to find and cooperate with Naruko. Naruko, it's like you disappeared of the face of the earth, you didn't even bother to try and get a bell or find and help your team mates; and because of that your getting tied to the stump, and I've changed my mind. You're not going to be sent back to the Academy."

Sakura cheered at this.

"You'll going to be kicked out of the entire program" Kakashi ended folding his arms.

"WHAT" squawked Sakura.

"He said we'll be kicked out the entire program!" shouted Naruko as if Sakura was hard of hearing making the pinkette glare at her.

"You guys see that stone? All those names engraved on them are known as heroes to our village. They all got one thing none of you three have; teamwork." Kakashi said.

"Who cares? Why are you telling us this? It doesn't even matter." Sakura asked making Naruko glare at her for the disrespect of the KIA stone after all both her father and mother's names were engraved in it.

Kakashi "They are all KIA, killed in action. The names of my closest friends are engraved here." Kakashi said quietly making Sakura regret her words. Everyone went silent. Kakashi broke the silence." Fine I'll give you guys one more chance. But, I'll make it harder. In three hours, you guys are going have to try to snatch a bell. Start eating now. However, don't give a single bite to Naruko. Anyone who breaks the rules, they automatically fail." Kakashi said as Naruko shrugged.

As soon as Kakashi disappeared Sakura and Sasuke started eating out of the bentos after a few second Nauko spoke "Feed me." She stated bluntly.

"No! You ate breakfast, you're not going to drag Sasuke and I down with you just because you're going to fail." Sakura shrieked.

Naruko rolled her eyes, "Just do it."

"No!"

Sasuke stared at the hooded girl with cold calculating eyes "Here" he muttered feeding Naruko some rice which she happily ate.

"But Sasuke-kun!" Sakura shouted, "Fine" she sighed feeding Naruko no wanting to seem like a bad person to her Sasuke-kun. Naruko just rolled her eyes.

Sasuke watched from the corner of his eye and Naruko flashed him a blinding smile making Sasuke huffed and he tried to hide his blush. Sakura walked over and shoved her food into Naruko's mouth secretly hoping the young blonde would choke. "You can have it. I'm on a diet anyway." She said up tightly. Naruko rolled her unseen eyes. 'Diet, for what? She already has a stick figure, if she wants to have a career as a kunoichi, she going to have to learn to eat. She would probably fail in seduction due to her body not having enough fat to fill up well needed areas. Look at Hinata, now she knows what a Kunoichi needs to look like under those baggy clothes.'

Suddenly the wind started to pick up. Kakashi appeared in frount of them, his eyes filled with anger. "You broke the rules." He said pointing at them. Black thunder clouds started to appear and the lighting cracked. "Any last words?" The Jonin asked.

Sasuke spoke up."I don't care what you do, were a team"

"That's right we stick together" Naruko agreed.

A grin broke out on Kakashi's face his eyes closed making mini arches."YOU, pass." He said. The sky cleared as the sun came out, and everything went back to normal.

Naruko rolled her eyes smiling slightly as Sasuke just grunted, secretly happy. Leaving Sakura to look just plain shocked. "You're the first team to ever succeed. The others did exactly what I said, and they fell for my traps. They followed orders to a T. In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum. However, those who abandon their friends, are worse than scum." Kakashi said. Sakura smiled while Sasuke gave a knowing smirk along with Naruko. "Starting tomorrow, Team 7 starts their Important Special training that all Shinobi and as specially, Kunoichi need, don't be late" He shouted as he threw a thumbs up.

'Special Training?' the three thought confused.

They didn't realize just how Special this training was going to be…


Hello people, sorry I haven't updated in so long my computer is dead, so I have to get it fixed and such, also I needed to update my other story's on other websites, not to mention, I'm Very Lazy.

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