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Chapter 3: The Office
Edward's POV
Bella, Jasper, Alice and I went in the Volvo and Esme, Carlisle, Emmet and Rosalie went in the Jeep. We went up the elevator and to the third floor where Dr. Crazy ... I mean Dr. Pazzo had his torture room, I mean office. When we got off the elevator there was a crazed looking person on the bench outside Dr. Crazy's office.
"It's ok, it's alright, I'll be fine, it's ok, it's alright..." he kept repeating over and over again while rocking himself in the fetal position. (You know who you are)
Emmett being the idiot that he is started booming with laughter at this which made the crazy patient rock faster chanting louder. Yea, he looks normal. See this is why you don't go to a doctor whose name is DR. Crazy ! We just bought a ticket to a ride on the crazy train. Hahaha how ironic
"Personal Hell" Bella wept
"Come on in Cullen's it's time for your 10:30 appointment!" Dr. Pazzo yelled from inside his office.
Everyone filed into the bright white room and sat on the blinding white couch across from the glossy white desk where he was sitting in his tomato red chair. Yes, a bright red chair
Wow he knows how to match. Now I know what everyone sees when we smile at them with all that bright white. This colour is so bright I feel like I'm in one of those padded cells in the mental institution. Ha I'm in Dr. Crazy's mental institution where he gives us counselling. How ironic? It seems the others were thinking about the same thing.
The only things that stood out in this room were the red chair and him. Did I mention the atrocious outfit he was wearing?
OMG I'm turning into Alice. Did I just say OMG? Great now I'm turning into Rose to?
"Edward...Edward?" Bella said as she waved her hand frantically in front of my face.
"What?" I asked casually.
"You were staring into space blankly for about ten minutes," Jasper explained.
Oh? Back to his miss matched outfit...
"Edward," Dr. Pazzo said , "can you answer my question?"
"Umm... 2 pie r?" yea that always seems to be the answer
"No, I was asking if you were ok but it seems you answered that question for me already," Dr. Pazzo said quizzically as he scribbled on his note pad.
"Alright everyone except Bella is excused for a short period while I have my first session with Bella," instructed Dr. Pazzo
I wonder why he didn't pick me first. He was bugging me right?
Well she should be easy she looks the most normal though Dr. Pazzo
I can't blame him. I sounded dumb, Alice was chanting my poor babies while rocking back and fourth with her knees to her chest, Rose was talking to herself while looking in the mirror saying hello there gorgeous, and Jasper and Emmett were playing pattie cake while Jacob sat in the back and twirled his long black hair while saying how luscious, how smooth over and over again. Is he gay? Yeah I'm the only real man here.
This was going to be a long day
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