A/N: Whenever I read a story on Fanfiction, I read it in the 1/2 setting which you can find on the top-ish below the ad. I think it's just easier for the eyes and it makes for a quicker read [at least for me] so I recommend it to you guys. Works like a charm ;)

A big thank you to Jpanda92, who agreed to be my beta for this story, and helped me with some issues. Also, ProjXPsyClone and I agreed to update on the same day just for kicks [she's going to update some time later today] so check out her stories if you get the time. They're great! Now, read on - hope you like it. Feedback is appreciated but not demanded.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. If I did, Sasuke would want to kill me. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, the creator of the manga.

Uchiha Sasuke was bored as hell. Like he was every day. He didn't know what the point of school was. Did they want him to kill himself out of boredom? Because that's exactly what Sasuke was thinking about.

He'd completed his warm up assignment ten minutes ago [they got thirty minutes for a warmup - who the heck needed thirty minutes for a warmup?] and he was now twiddling his fingers on top the desk. Basketball practice later. That should be fun. He thought sarcastically.

The truth was that nobody interested him. And who should? It was the Uchihas who were so fascinating, so mesmerizing; so intriguing. It was the Uchihas who were sought out, not the other way around.

The teachers were all predictable: Kakashi was okay but he hid his Icha Icha Paradise books in the teacher's lounge, Anko had a strange fear of snakes, Asuma didn't teach anything [his class was so easy, Sasuke wondered how anybody could fail], Tsunade hated perverts, Jiraiya was the definition of pervert, Kurenai was kind but sort of annoying, and the other teachers, well... they didn't interest him at all.

All of his fangirls were obsessed with him. His friends: Neji, Shikamaru, and Naruto, well, they were kind of interesting; though, not enough for him to invite them to his house. Neji was cold and he had his own little fanclub. Shikamaru didn't bother trying in school, but he always got better grades than Naruto [but really, anybody could manage that]. Naruto was, well, he was Naruto... There are no words to describe Naruto's sheer stupidity.

Sasuke wanted to meet somebody that he could talk to; really talk to. The school was filled with idiots. If they weren't druggies, they were jocks. If they weren't in cheerleading, they were showing off their new car. Just regular teenagers.

You can't blame them, Sasuke thought. It's all those teenage hormones that are the root of the problem. "Okay class!" A loud voice interrupted his chain of thought.

"So for the next few weeks, we're going to talk about. . . . . . . . . ." Tsunade looked away awkwardly. She was the principal of the school; therefore it was her personal duty to teach 'Health class.' Health class went on for the entire year, but only met once or twice each week. They had a new topic of discussion every week or so. Some topics required more attention and time to discuss. They talked about various things from drugs, to bullying, to hormones.

The next few weeks would be anything but fun for Tsunade. She did not want to do this. At all. She took a deep breath, noticing how everyone's eyes were trained on her.

Hinata looked nervous; she was playing with her hair like she always did in her class. Choji was munching away on his chips. Yum, yum, yum, yum being the only thing going through his mind.

"Sex." Tsunade bit out the word, like an alcoholic quickly grabs a bottle of wine after being clean for five months. Some students looked excited; some looked scared; some surprised.

"Sorry, I did not quite catch that." Naruto had a grin on his face. "What was that, Tsunade sensei?" That kid lived to make Tsunade's life a living hell.

She glared at him for a moment before replying. "Shove it." Because she was the principal and she was allowed to get away with little insults like these. The fact that people would understand also helped, given that it was Naruto. Naruto looked like he was going to send up a retort, but she quickly opened her mouth to evade.

"Okay, if some of you didn't hear what I said before, well. We. Are. Going. To. Be. Talking. About. Sex." She decided to curb the modest approach. She had a job to do, a job that would hopefully inspire these Konoha students to use protection... or better yet, practice the art of abstinence. "Now, let me just get this off my chest." Tsunade heard infectious laughter around the room. This was because she wasn't exactly an A-cup, or B, or even C for that matter... Sasuke couldn't help but chuckle.

"Are we really going to be this immature?" The laughter died down and Tsunade stood her ground. She knew she was going to have to be stricter with her students if they were going to listen to her. "This is a difficult topic for me to discuss... so please bear with me. For this class, we're not going to talk about protection, or the chances of pregnancy, or any of that. That's going to be for later. Well, for today, we're going to talk about feelings. As you all know I'm not young or hip. So I want to know what's going through your mind. We're just going to get through feelings today."

The class groaned loudly. Feelings. They would really rather not talk about feelings. The girls wanted to know what the chances of pregnancy were. And the guys wanted to ... well, who knew what they wanted? Certainly not Tsunade. Sasuke felt a smile edging at his lips. This was going to be interesting.

Kiba slammed his head down on his desk. Tsunade looked at him, her arms automatically folding into a stance of authority. "Okay Kiba, why don't you start us off?"

He glared at the unnatural blonde. Everyone knew of her obsession with bleaching it in a lackluster attempt to be 'young and hip'. Kiba sighed loudly, "Ummm, there's not much to say here. I like chicks." The class snickered at the comment. "And. Yeah. What else do you wanna know?"

Tsunade laughed humorlessly. "Inuzuka Kiba. I know all about you. You like walking dogs because all of the 'chicks' come over to pet them. Right?" She looked him head on, her eyes watching his own. Kiba looked away nervously.

"No, I'm not that desperate. I actually like dogs." He was avoiding Tsunade's pointed gaze.

"Alright, whatever you say, Kiba." Her voice showed that she didn't believe him. A lot of people were now looking at the Inuzuka, curious. A lot of people in the class had seen him walking his dog around Konoha.

"Kiba doesn't do that!" A loud, confident voice boomed throughout the classroom.

Tsunade took her gaze off of Kiba and looked at Naruto. She gave a small smile. "Okay, Naruto, let's hear from you now. What do you think about -"

She wasn't able to say the forbidden 's' word as Naruto interrupted her. "Don't say it!" His expression was filled with horror. "I think it will be fun... when I find somebody to y'know... do it with."

The class guffawed in laughter. Tsunade was disappointed. The kid had basically just said that once he found a girl, he would get down to do the dirty. "Naruto. You do realize that you could get a girl pregnant?" Hinata was pushing her fingers together nervously.

"Oh, so that's where babies come from!" Naruto's idiocy made every guy in the class laugh uncontrollably. The girls glared at him, wondering how somebody could be so dumb. Tsunade looked away from him, clearly deciding that he was a lost cause.

She'd heard from two teenagers with XY chromosomes; now she needed to hear somebody with common sense. She knew abut Hinata's crush on Naruto - who didn't? - so she decided to question Hinata next.

The girl blushed when she saw that Tsunade's attention was on her. Not me, not me, not me, not me, oh please not me. Luck obviously didn't favor her today. "Hinata." Hinata jumped a little in her seat. "What do you think about what Naruto just said?"

She wanted her crush to like her; she'd always wanted that. But she also wanted to tell the truth. What should I do? What should I do? Sasuke gave a half smile. It would be interesting to hear what she said.

"W-w-well I t-think" She looked around unsure of what to say. She took a deep breath and looked at Naruto, who had one eye closed, looking as if he was about to doze off. This gave her more confidence, knowing that he wasn't listening intently to what she had to say, like every other person was. "That it should be a time spent when you find somebody that you r-really l-love. And you s-should always use protection, if you're not r-ready for a huge c-commitment." She sighed, happy about her response, and satisfied that Naruto hadn't heard her.

A huge smile lit Tsunade's face. Finally, somebody with common sense. "Shikamaru?" She already knew the response; she was expecting it. Everybody was.

"Troublesome." She laughed a little. She knew that she had little to worry about with him.

"O.K. Sakura?" Tsunade looked over at a tall girl with pink hair. Nobody really knew if it was dyed or not, and they sure weren't going to confront her about it.

Sakura looked over at Sasuke, who couldn't care less, wanting to impress him. "I agree with Hinata." She said confidently. "It should be spent with somebody you love, when you find somebody like that." Sakura glared at Naruto, who was now quietly sleeping on his desk. She knew it would only be a few minutes before he would start to snore. "That's what I think."

Tsunade smiled, satisfied with this response. "Sasuke?" The bell rang, interrupting the discussion. Sasuke didn't really care; he didn't really have a lot to say on the matter anyways. "Okay, no homework. Have a good day! I'll see you all on Friday." Most of the class had already bound off.

Sasuke glanced over to the Hyuuga girl. He hadn't known that she had it in her to speak her mind, and frankly, he was impressed. Hinata could feel somebody's eyes on her, making her blush.

Sasuke grabbed his backpack and slung it around his shoulders. In ten seconds Sakura would be there. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. He considered making a run for it, but he knew that she would catch up to him in the hallway, embarrassing them both.

"Let's go Sasuke!" She grabbed one of his hands in an attempt to be touch-y feel-y. Sasuke was not a touch-y feel-y person. Not really. He gave her an ice-cold death glare.

"Leave me alone, Sakura." She let go of his hand, settling to walk alongside him chattering about something or other; he wasn't really paying attention.

As he was leaving, he stole a quick glance at Hinata who was still packing up. She was a really slow packer. He couldn't help but think she had looked cute when she'd blushed. She was an interesting girl. He wanted to get to know her better; she must have secrets just waiting to come out.