Rachnera POV
(Present Day, Kimihito Kurusu Household)
This Richard is one of the most mysterious liminal I have ever meant in my life. Since he was able to convince Smith to wait a week for Honey to choose, knew that Honey went through a death crisis, and is a lunatic when talking to other people.
"Richard, I don't know what to sa-" Honey was interrupted when a tentacle covered his mouth.
"Sorry there buddy, but I prefer not to be appreciated. So how about this, you let me cook for tonight." Richard said with a the grin he always keeps on his face.
Honey just shook his head sideways, of course Honey is not going to let him cook.
"Ehehehehehehehehehehe! Ok, let me rephrase that. I'm cooking tonight." Richard said letting go of Honey, and giggling like crazy.
Richard started to walk to the kitchen and open the fridge, and his giggling stopped.
"Why don't you have food, Sir?"
Everyone looked each other. I knew I should have save some chicken.
"I guess we ran out of food…" Honey said a little depressed. "So how about we all go shopping!"
The girls and I went for a simple nod, but Richard…
"Did you just say 'Shopping'?" there was a pause for a moment, and Richard just started laughing. "Why would you need to go shopping? I got food right here!"
I was surprised, and so was everybody else in the room. We were about to ask him about the food he brought, but his tentacles went to reach some items. He had about eight of his tentacles on the table and grabbed a…
...kitchen knife.
"SLICE AND DICE!" Richard screamed when he sliced of eight of his tentacles all at once.
Mero POV
(Present Day, Road To The Market)
After the "Tragic Mess of The Octopus" was cleaned up, we all got ready to walk down to the market. Though on the way to the market, Richard was giggling like a man under a wicked curse.
"Ehehehehehehehehe! Man, I wish I took a picture of all your reactions to my cooking. You guys were screaming, panicking, and yell like their was no tomorrow." said Richard.
"Well it was gross and disturbing seeing you cut your own tentacles off so we can eat them!"
Miia said, screaming at his face. "You even scared Darling! Besides, how were you not hurt!? And was it really necessary to cut your tentacles of!?"
Richard was grinning again. "Ehehehehehehehehehe! I'm glad you ask. You see, I'm not just a normal octopus. I'm a 'genetic' kind of octopus that has a few more abilities than any normal octopus." Everyone except for Beloved and Papi was shocked about this terrible news. I know Papi won't remember that we had this conversation, but I think Beloved somehow knew this creature before hand. "Right now, you all have seen three of my powers: Numbing-Skin, Regeneration, and Editable Tentacles. I have many more abilities, but I right now I'm starving!"
"Well that still not an excuse for you to just gross us out like that! You should know that-"
"It's ok Miia, he was just trying to be helpful with the food problem." Beloved said aiding to the octopus's side.
"Yeah exactly! Listen to this guy right here! He actually gets the fvammmm-!" Richard said when Rachnera wrap his body and his mouth with her web like a helpless victim.
"Oh would you be quiet until we get to the market? Honestly, it's like you're ask-" Rachnera froze when Richard disappear from her trap, and was on her back.
"Ehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Nice try, but an octopus is too slippery to get caught in a web" Richard was starting to grin like crazy while growing bigger and bigger. Take note that even though everyone was frightened by watching the act between Rachnera and Richard, Rachnera was shaking like she saw her own terrible fate. Richard was getting bigger and bigger when his tentacles start shaking like worms. "Now, I have one question for you." Richard said, moving one of his tentacles straight for Rachnera.
"What's with the skull on your back?" Richard went back to the normal start he was before, and acted like none of the drama just happened while point to Rachnera's back. I wish I could say the same for Rachnera, but she was so shocked that she stopped moving.
"Uh…" the octopus said looking confused. "You going to answer or-! Oh…Ohhhhhhh!" Richard said starting to laugh like so hard that he was crying. "She's scared of me! Ehehehehehehe!"
After Rachnera was able to move again, we started to continue our journey to the market. Though I would rather forget the fact that everyone was now scared of our new houseguest.
Richard POV
(Present Day, Market)
Oh. My. God.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" I said running to the market while using one of my tentacles to grab the card Sir had. I heard him screaming in the distance and started laughing like crazy.
I went to booth to booth and bought as many food and drink as I can fill my stomach with. It was delicious to have all these flavors in my mouth all at once. I even had my favorite drink of all: Soda (ALL FLAVORS).
I saw the gang ran up to me out of breath and tired, like they just ran a marathon. "You are in big trouble Richar-!"
"BUUUUURP!" Whoops, should've hold that burp in. Well now that everyone in the market is disgusted by the act we all put on (Including the gang), I should start help them go shopping. Though I couldn't noticed that a couple was laughing at us.
"BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA! Look at that slimy shit! It looks like a giant piece of jelly! And you're taking care of him?! You guys are both fucking weirdos! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A couple (Spare me the details) started laugh at us like...I would.
I looked at the gang, and they were pissed. I can see Kurusu ready to punch this guy, the girls ready to cry, attack, or just stop smiling, and the bystanders watching.
This is getting pretty amusing, so amusing that I started to giggle.
That giggle turned into a one kind of laugh.
"EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Are you fucking with me?! You guys are laughing at us?!" I couldn't take it anymore, this is just too funny to hold in. The gang looked confused when I was laughing, I guess I should explain.
"Eh? Why are you laugh!? You're all just a bunch of-" whatever he was about to say was interrupted by me going in front of him in a split of a second.
(WARNING: Personal Issues ahead! If you don't like to read stuff like this, skip ahead until I say it's safe. I'll recap what you just missed [Plus, it is short.].)
"Weirdos, Freaks, Monsters, is that what you were about to say?" I started giggling again, this is where I drop the knowledge. "Well let me tell you something, Human. You're weak against me, those girl's over there, MON Squad, and any other liminal you meet. You're lucky the government said we can't harm you weaklings, because you would have been dead along time ago Jacker!"
That name must've angered him, because he then punched my face. I can hear the screams of the gang and people around this idiot and me. "SHUT UP!" man, he sounded scare. "You are a freak, and we…are…normal-" He just realize that what he punch felt like jelly to him.
"Ehehehehehehehehehehe! I can't believe you threw a punch at my face!" I said with my face a little muffled. I started to walk away with my grin on my face. "No wonder you got that nickname!"
"Charao? What is he saying?" The women said looking at him with confusion. I guess I'll take the honors to fire back.
"You mean he never told you that he got raped?!" The man froze while the woman was in shock. "Ehehehehehehehe! That's right! Your man got raped by his favorite teacher, and she was transgender!" I could just see the embarrassment on his face when the gang and other people(including his girlfriend) were listening to his story. "After your teacher got arrested, most of the kids started to call you "Jacker" since you were told to jack of your own teacher!"
I started to stick out my tongue, and he started to get on all his fours so he can cry. "Now I know you're trying to forget," he looked up and started to cry louder. "But if you're calling liminals freaks, than you are no different freak!"
He didn't say a word for a minute, serves him right anyway.
"H-h-how do you know that?" he said, crying on the ground. "How do you know my secret?" He said, look like a failure. All I do is smile at him, and forget he was even their.
All he could do is just stay there and cry like a baby. His girlfriend is in shock, and he doesn't know what to do. I was about to continue, but I think I'm done playing with his emotions. "Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Have fun now! Don't call anyone a monster!" I started to walk away, and the market went back to normal.
(Alright, It's safe. So for the recap, Richard said some memories that Charao[Racist Boyfriend] wanted to forget and is now scarred for life.)
Kurusu POV
(Present Day, Market)
"Wow! Look at all this food we have here!" Miia said, trying to lighten our moods up. After the… incident we had with that couple, none of us wanted to say anything. We kept shopping and got truckload of food, which was all being carried by Richard's tentacles.
"Ehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Wow! You guys must really have the appetite, cause this is like eating a horse." Cerea flinched at that responds. "No offense to you Cerea, just a joke."
The girls really do hate now, I can tell with the expression on their face's. Though Suu looks conflicted for some reason. How can I solve this problem between my friends-
Wait, I know!
"Alright guys, how bout I take Suu for more errands while Richard can walk with you guys back home." The girls looked surprised, and Richard started to giggle again. "You guys can get to know each other, while I need Suu's help with somethings."
"But Darling/Master/Boss/Beloved/Honey-!" they all said before tentacles were wrapping up their mouth's.
"Ehehehehehehehehehehehehe! That is a great idea, Sir. We can all get along with each other very well. No wonder these girls are interested in you." Richard was starting to get excited, can't say the same for the girls though.
"Alright then! We see you guys later!" I said waving to them as they left(Suu was also copying). I still see the girls waving back and Richard giving me a salute with one of his tentacle
Suu was pulling on my arm. "What is wrong with Richard?" she said looking sad.
"Oh it's probably from that fight he had." I said, trying to put my best smile for her. Suu goes back to smiling again, and we started to finish the rest of the errands.
I hope things can go well for Richard and the girls.
