So this is a fic, I wrote it ages ago, and here you are. I called it 'Shutterbug' though I don't know why. I don't know if they're dating or not in this, but it's something. Something.


Edward fucking-amazingly-depressing Cullen was doing what he did best. Emo-ing in a corner. Why, you ask? Wait-you didn't? Too bad, I'm answering anyway, he is being emo because his bestest bestest buddy in the whole entire world was hanging out with a girl, Heaven forbid, instead of him-

"Emmett; did you care one ounce about your balls; you'll shut up." Edward growled, glaring at his largest yet youngest brother for thinking so loudly. Emmett beamed in response.

"Aww! Yet I didn't say anything! Do you miss your doggy that much? I know! I'll get you a new one!" Emmett cooed, teasing the brooding one. Jasper sighed.

"… Stop baiting him Emmett …." The war veteran suggested, but of course, no one listens to him.

"I don't want a new one!" Edward raged, then froze at his own outburst. Jasper stares. Emmett does too, but he starts to grin as well.

"Hah! You want that wolf so bad!" Emmett laughed. Jasper quickly smacked him upside the head to stop him from a jibe at Edward.

"… So?" His brothers both looked up at him in surprise. Edward had wrapped his arms around himself, ducking his head and looking out the window. "Does that bother you?" He asked quietly. Jasper walked up to him, putting a firm hand on his brothers shoulder.

"No, I've heard far worse in my time. It's don't ask, don't tell, as far as I'm concerned." Jasper assured him, smiling calmly. Edward smiled back faintly, not making eye-contact. Emmett frowned, scratching his head. I didn't mean it like that … I don't care too! Edward chuckled.

"It's either, Em." Edward corrected his brother. Emmett beamed.

"Right, I knew that!" The largest one lied easily.

"No you didn't." Jasper sneered. Emmett shrugged.

"Humour me?" Emmett suggested. Jasper and Emmett continued talking; but Edward had taken to looking out the window again, waiting for Jacob's motorbike.

"Are you sure you can't stay longer, Jake?" Isabella Swan asked, looking upset at the prospect of her best guy friend leaving. Jacob laughed, giving her a hug.

"I'm sorry; I promised Ed I'd hang at his tonight." Jacob explained, Bella sighed.

"I understand. But I would like to meet Ed soon; y'know thank him for looking after you." She giggled. Jake rolled his eyes.

"I'll bring him over one day, mother, and get your seal of approval. Now I've gotta go, see ya." Jacob waved, and hopped on his bike, straddling it firmly before looking back to the front door of the Swan house, giving one last wave to the girl standing there, and zooming off. He memorised the route easily, turn by turn, until finally through the trees and braking in front of the Cullen house. Jacob was hopping off his bike and slinging his helmet on the handlebars when a familiar hand came and rested firmly on his shoulder.

"I was doubting you'd come, Jake." Edward said, smiling when Jacob spun around and ducked down to hug his friend, tanned arms wrapping around the other's midriff.

"Of course I came!" Jacob laughed happily. "I wouldn't miss a moment in your presence!" He beamed. Edward chuckled.

"The same for me, Jake."

"Whoa! Look who's here!" Emmett yelled, slapping Jake a hi-five. Jacob grinned.

"That's right man; bask in my awesomeness." He said, pointing to himself. Jasper gave him a friendly smile and a wave; which Jacob returned, before being pulled away by Edward, going up to his room. Jacob laughed as he kicked off his shoes, and flopped on the bed. Edward climbed in after him.

"What have you been up to, anyway, man?" Jacob asked, easily making himself at home and looking at his best friend, who was lounging on the headboard next to him; looking for all the world like some sort of air-brushed model. Jacob for one didn't envy him; models starved, even while getting paid the big bucks. Edward shrugged.

"It's been sunny; Emmett and I went hunting for bears, it was a bit early, they were still hibernating; Emmett got childish and threw rocks at them-"

"It was completely warranted! I swear!" Emmett yelled up the stairs. Jacob laughed, though he didn't like the idea of waking bears, and Edward rolled his eyes.

"So he says. Then Alice wanted new clothes; Jasper had conveniently gone with Esme to hunt; meaning I went with her." Edward paused to shudder, and Jacob joined him.

"So you've done absolutely nothing and was dying of boredom, waiting for your knight-in-shining-armour; and here he is," Jacob declared, waving a hand over himself. Edward laughed, shaking his head and not actually denying the statement.

"Yes he has! He's so gay for you it's not funny!" Emmett yelled, and Jacob burst out laughing, while Edward jumped up and ran out of the room in hopes of decapitating his brother.


Hope you liked that one. There's at least four more oneshot things to come.