DayDream: Hey people I felt like writing so here I am!!! YAYAYAY!! Hope you enjoy the 3rd chapter of Boredom The TalkShow! Please, enjoy!
DayDream walked onto the stage her eyes wide and puffy from crying. Emmy-chan, Kaity, and Breezy walked next to her talking comfortly to her.
"It's ok DayDream."
"Come on cheer up, it's scary to see you so depressed."
"I'll give you cookies if you stop crying." The other glared over at Emmy-chan who shrugged. "Hey I'm just trying to help just like you guys."
"Bribing her with cookie's isn't going to make her feel any better." Scolded Breezy-chan
"But it makes me feel better." Pointed out Emmy-can and Breezy-chan slapped her fondly on the back of the head.
"So what made Day-chan so sad?" asked Kaity.
"Um…I really don't know. Day-chan?" Breezy looked at DayDream curiously.
"My cousin committed suicide." DayDream mumbled.
"Why?" asked Emmy-chan, shocked.
"Because his fiancé got knocked up by another dude. He thought it was his, she even promised him it is. One of his friends said that he should do a maternity test and well…you get the rest. The kid wasn't his." DayDream said emotionally, just staring off into the distance at nothing.
"Wow, what a bitch." Whispered Breezy-chan.
"That's so mean."
"She does deserve any cookies." Emmy-chan said firmly and the other turned to glared at her causing Emm-chan to slink into the emo corneer.
"I think that since Day-chan is so sad that we should throw a party!!" Breezy-chan yelled.
The others just stared blankly at her, "Or not…"
Kaity nodded. "I think Day-chan should just go home and rest. We could do the show today."
"Awww. But then we can't torure anyone by making them eat her cooking!" Emmy wined.
Breezy-chan sighed. "We can just feed them that stuff from my back yard and say its 'Fudge'."
Kaity and Emmy nodded excitably and ushered DayDream of the stage. "Now go home and rest."
DayDReam nodded and started to walk home.
"You know for all we know she could end up getting ran over by a car." Emmy-chanpointed out.
"Naw, not even a car could kill that bitch." Breezy-chan told her.
"Hey don't be soo mean to Day-chan!"shouted Kaity.
"Im not. A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and natures beautiful!" Breezy-chan threw her arms up in the air. Kaity just sighed while Emmy-chan went into the emo corner again mumble something about her 'Poor virgin ears.' But that's just Emmy-chan so it's normal for her.
"Well who should we invite for the show?" asked Kaity,
"ITACHI!! He's sexalicious!" Breezy-chan smiled staring off ino space, causing Kaity and Emmy to take a few steps back.
"Sorry Breezy-senpai but we've already have had Itachi on the show. How about Sakura?" Emmy-chan suggested,
"I killed her remember?" Breezy-chan then began to paint her nails a light cotton candy colored pink, which made Kaity nd Emmy sweat drop.
"Oh yeah I got an idea!" Kaity suddenly called. Out.
"What?" Both Emmy and Breezy asked at the same time.
"How about Haku?" (far away where ever he is Haku sneezes 'I wonder who's talking about me?') ((Sorry couldn't resist!!))
"Why would we want a cross dresser on the show?" Breezy-chan asked sarcastically.
"Cause then we can ask him if he really is a him! Or a girl! And if he is a guy why does he wear girl cloths?" Kaity pointed out, causing Breez and Emmy to nod and smike evily.
"Ok! Haku it is!"
A poof of smoke suddenly appeared and K=Haku was now sitting on one of the many tort…er…'comfy' seats they have!
They all ran over to sit on a long couch.
"Ok, Haku when did you discover you were gay?" asked Breezy barely able to keep a straight face.
"W-what?" Haku gasped.
"Why do you cross dress?" asked Kaity seriously.
"Is it true that you'Kre a girl!?" Emmy-chan broke out in a grin barely able to stop herself from laughing out loud.
"Who are you people?" Haku asked, slighlt scared.
"Yes be afraid. Be very afraid of my foxyness!" exclaimed Breezy doing her awesome sexy pose. Making Haku blush and a few drops of blood dripped from his nose, making them laugh.
"I guess that answers the question about Haku being gay!" Laugh Kaity.
"No, everyone knows I make even gay guys turn straight!" Breezy-chan laughed.
"Sure you do Breezy-chan. What ever you say." Kaity giggled.
"Yes, you have to do what ever I say. And I say to go and get me some chocolate ice-cream!"
Some ice-cream them poofed out of no where making Breezy squeal and attack it. Devouring it in a few minuteds.
"Breezy-senpai." Emmy-chan mumbled.
"Yes Emmy-chan?" Breezy sighed contently.
"How can you eat like that and still stay thin? It's not fair!" Emmy-chan cryed
"Honey al I do is eat and sleep and dance for hours at a time in my room. That's all you have to do to look this beautiful!" Breezy-chan did another one of her 'sexy' poises.
"yeah, yeah what ever." Emmy-chansighed and pouted but perked up when the song 'She-wolf started to play. Making Breezy-chan start dancing…(she dances like a stripper people! I'm not lieing!) and singing.
S.O.S she's in disguise.
S.O.O she's in disguise.
There's a she wolf
In disguise
Coming out
Coming out
Coming out!
A domesticated girl
That's all you ask of me
Darling this is no joke
This is lycanthropy
The moon's awake noe
With eyes wide open.
My body is craving
So feed the hungry.
I've been devoting
Myself to you
Monday to Monday
And Friday to Friday.
Not getting enough
Retribution
Or decen incentives
To keep me at it.
I'm starting to feel
Just alittle abused
Like a coffee machine
In the office (ah..)
So I'm gonna go
Somewhere closer
To get me a lover
And tell you'll about it.
There's a shewolf
In you closet
Open up and set her free
(AAUUU!) ((It's like a human wolf howl))
There's a she wolf
In your closet
Let it out so it can breath.
(Two gasping breaths)
Sitting across the bar
Staring at her prey.
It's going well so far.
She's gonna get her way.
Nocturnal creatures are not
So prudent
The moon's my teacher
And I'm her student.
Too look at the singl;e man
I've got on me
A special radar
I'm on fire.
Department hotline in case
I get in trouble later.
Not looking for cute….
And you get how it went on from there. Once Breezy-chan and the other were done dancing they all brust out laughing.
IN between laughes Kaity managed to say. "Weelll….laugh. laugh laugh…Se. laugh…you later!"
They then all started to dance again when the song 'Fire Bruning started to play.
DayDream: Ok people my brother being a brat so i have to get off! Hehe, he's groaning right now!! Haha this is so much fun! He is getting so annoyed since i keep typing and he wants to get on. Haha, Jonny boy! Well bye bye people for now.
