TRTSS32: The War between Chaos and Order! – By DSWynne
Disclaimer: R ½, SM, ST and other genres belong to their respective owners.
Note: This is a multi-genre story.
Special Note: This story takes place somewhere in present time.
Part 3
Meanwhile, across town, Wonder Ranko received word of a break-in at a local museum, the Tokyo Metropolitan Museum. In fact, it was the same museum that Ranma and Usagi's humanitarian efforts, the Phoenix Foundation, regularly donate money and various artifacts to.
"I can't believe I didn't think of this place as a possible target," Wonder Ranko, as she initiated her 'Invisible Plane' to go into hover mode. Sure, she could simply fly on her own, but with Alexis Usagi and the Legion of Bunnies running around, Wonder Ranko couldn't take a chance of his insane wife getting the tactical advantage.
"Wonder Ranko to Martian Ranma," Wonder Ranko said, as she tapped the telepathic earplug with her free hand. "I'm in position."
"Good," Martian Ranma replied, as he floated in a lotus position in the Tendo Dojo. Since Bat Ranma was busy dealing with Joker Usagi at the First National Trust of Tokyo, Martian Ranma has to coordinate activities of both the Avenging Ranma(s) and the Justice Ranma(s).
"Keep us appraise of your situation, Wonder Ranko," Martian Ranma said.
"Will do. Wonder Ranko: out."
Martian Ranma sighed, as he continued with his meditation. He was searching for his counterpart: the Manhunter Usagi, who just happened to be a white Martian. He felt that Manhunter Usagi would prove to be a dangerous foe, especially since all Martians, regardless of "color", had telepathic and shapeshifting abilities…
"Boy, are you going to sit there all day, or help me place these bets?" Genma said, as he stuck his head into the dojo.
"Father, I am busy trying to track down my wayward wife," Martian Ranma said. "Besides, don't you have more things to worry about?"
"What do you mean by that-?"
"Pops, there you are!" said Hulkma, as he grabs Genma with his giant hands. "Me want to spar now!"
"Ulp!" Genma said in surprised, as he is pulled away, similarly like the famous scene from the original "King Kong".
"Ahhhhh!" Genma yelled, as he is taken away for a sparring session.
Martian Ranma sighed, as he continued to focus his thoughts. At the same time, one of the Usagi(s) phased through the wall.
"Hello, Ranma," Manhunter Usagi said, as she grinned nastily. Her eyes were red, her hair and skin were white, but her mouth was nothing but a row of shark-like teeth.
"It's time to play…"
Meanwhile, across town…
"Give it up, Joker Usagi," Bat Ranma said, as he kept an eye on his wife, Joker Usagi. He had made short work of Joker Usagi's goons.
"Oh, my husband, you've saved me!" Joker Usagi said, as she feigned tears.
Bat Ranma squint his eyes.
"You've saved me…for this!" Joker Usagi said, as produces a gift wrapped box in front of the Dark Samura. It opens up to reveal a clown doll that held a bazooka in its arms.
Bat Ranma immediately leaps out of the way, as the doll's bazooka discharged.
"Who-hoo!" Joker Usagi said, as she begins to make her escape.
With a sigh, Bat Ranma produces a special gun from his utility belt, aims it, and discharges it.
"Oof!" Joker Usagi said, as she is snared in a Bat Net. "No fair!"
"Bat Ranma to Martian Ranma, I have Joker Usagi," Bat Ranma said, as he tapped his telepathic plug. When he didn't get a response, he immediately switched frequencies.
"Bat Ranma to Wonder Ranko, come in," Bat Ranma said…
At the museum, Wonder Ranko was in a pitch battle with Cheetah Usagi.
"RRWWOR!" Cheetah Usagi said, as she tried to claw her opponent at superspeed.
"I'm kind of busy, Bat Ranma," Wonder Ranko said, as she twists her upper body just enough to give Cheetah Usagi a right cross that sent her through a support column.
"Great Hera!" Wonder Ranko said, as she poured on her own super-speed to reach over and re-support the support column.
"Urgh!" Wonder Ranko said, as she uses her super-strength to support the broken column.
Just then, Cheetah Usagi sprung to strike, only to receive a boot to the face.
"Ow!" Cheetah Usagi cried out. "That was mean!"
"You're the one who is attacking me, Usagi," Wonder Ranko said. "And what the hell are you doing here anyway?"
"Well, Alexis Usagi thinks that the only way we can defeat you is to remove our love from you," Cheetah Usagi said.
"Usagi, you're my wife and my best friend, but that's insane."
"Duh!" said Joker Usagi, as she is carried in a bubble of the Green Lantern Ranma, as he and Sinestro Usagi fly into the museum hall with Bat Ranma. "You think-?"
"I'm glad you are well, Wonder Ranko," Bat Ranma said. "You need a hand?"
"You think?" Wonder Ranko replied.
"Let me take care of that," Green Lantern Ranma said, as he creates a solid light construct with his power ring. He then moved it to support the broken pillar, taking Wonder Ranko's place in the process.
"Thanks," Wonder Ranko said. "Wait, why is Sinestro Usagi…not in custody or something?"
"Because I have better things to do that play Alexis Usagi's games," Sinestro Usagi said as she folds her arms.
"She wanted me to take her out on a proper date," Green Lantern Ranma said.
"Humph."
"From my observations, none of the Usagi(s) are 'evil', just 'dark," Bat Ranma said.
"And, apparently, some are hygienic," Joker Usagi said, as she chuckles.
Wonder Ranko turns towards Cheetah Usagi, who was giving herself a "cat bath".
"Usagi, stop that!" Wonder Ranko yelled.
"What?" Cheetah Usagi said innocently.
"Anyway, we need to regroup back at the Tendo Compound," Bat Ranma said. "I've lost contact with the Martian Ranma earlier."
"Will do, Bat Ranma," Green Lantern Ranma said. "But, after Cheetah Usagi is done with her, er, business…
Meanwhile, back at the headquarters of the Legion of Bunnies…
"I cannot believe we lost the advantage!" Alexis Usagi said.
"That is because you are too focused, Frau Alexis," said Baroness Usagi (a masked Usagi wearing a tight, purple outfit). "My 'Mistresses of Bunnies' had agreed to ally ourselves with your 'Injustice Bunnies' because of your plan to rid our love for the Ranma(s). I have yet to believe that you are as capable as you claim to be."
"Brainiac Usagi is still working on the means of severing our matrimonial link with the Ranma(s)," Alexis Usagi said. "In the mean time, we need to take the fight to the Ranma(s) in order to buy us some time."
"On that, I will consider," Baroness Usagi said, as she turns towards her Mistress of Bunnies. "Enchanting Usagi?"
"Thank you, my dear Baroness," said the Enchanting Usagi, as she tossed her hair aside. "I will implement the appropriate measures, by attack obliquely."
"Proceed, then," Baroness Usagi replied. "While that is going on, I, the Terrible Usagi, and the Pink Whip will directly deal with our counterparts…"
The Terrible Usagi was a savage, and more muscular, version of Usagi, complete with battle axe, while the Pink Whip was a Usagi in full armor with the ability to use electro-whips.
"I can't wait to do battle with Ranma Thor," Terrible Usagi said, as she licked her battle axe.
"Oh, please," said the Pink Whip, who spoke in a Russian accent. "The only 'battle' you care about is the one on your back with the Odinson."
"Must we go there?" Terrible Usagi said. "I may be a 'Barbarian Princess', but I…I still have needs, you know!"
"Enough!" Baroness Usagi said. "We move out!"
"As you wish, Baroness," the Enchanting Usagi said, as she cast her teleportation, causing the Mistresses of Bunnies to disappear.
"Oy," Alexis Usagi said, as she rubbed her head. "Must I be embarrassed by these…simpletons?"
Suddenly, the monitor closest to her, activates.
"Mrs. Saotome, your assortment wigs have come for your approval," said an aide from Tokyo LexCorp building.
"And it gets worse…"
Meanwhile, Manhunter Usagi presses her attack on the Martian Ranma.
"Submit, darling," Manhunter Usagi, as she levels a telepathic blast.
"You know I can't lose, you know," Martian Ranma said.
"That remains to be seen," Manhunter Usagi said, as she suddenly stretches her arms deliver a solid blow.
"Oof!" Martian Ranma yelped, as he falls back.
"When we become one, we will become a Yellow Martian," Manhunter Usagi said.
"If that happens, we will seek to conquer this world in fire," Martian Ranma said. "Remember what happened when Rei tried to get over her fear of fire, without the need of becoming Sailor Mars?"
"I do recall her evolving into Fernus," Manhunter Usagi said. "Why do you think I want us to merge?"
"…"
"Don't worry, dear," Manhunter Usagi said, as she opened her mouth wide enough to fit a man-size body. "The merging won't hurt…much."
"I'm sorry for what I am about to do," Martian Ranma said, as he delivers a solid telepathic bolt straight into Manhunter Usagi's mind, negating the influence of the White Martians.
"Oh!" Manhunter Usagi said, as she shook her head, as she begins to collapse.
"I have you," Martian Ranma said, as he holds his wife.
"I'm sorry, my darling," Manhunter Usagi said. "I just…I just want to behave like some alien predator."
"This new condition of yours is being influenced by your normal xenomorphic tendencies."
"I just…I just want this nightmare to be over."
"It will, I promise."
And, with that, the couple kiss, and does so for a long time…
"Get a room, you two!" Nabiki said, as she walks by the door of the Tendo Dojo while eating a snack.
"So much for a romantic moment…"
Meanwhile, back in the other dimension...
"It appears that one aspect of the Lord Ranma and Princess Serena have resolved their differences," said Dr. Fate, as he confronted the Lords of Chaos and Order, which had set up the bizarre arrangement to begin with.
"Can you restore them to normal now?" asked Lady Tsunami of the Chousin.
"We agree," said the collective will of Order.
"We don't," said the collective will of Chaos.
"And as the representative of Kismet, I will side Order on this one," Dr. Fate said.
"Motion carried," said Order and Chaos in unison, as Ranma and Usagi were returned to normal...
Later, back on Earth...
"I still can't believe that you had my powers and personality," said Superman, as he and Commander America discussed recent matters with Ranma and Usagi at Cafe Americana.
"I have the same concerns as well," Commander America said.
"Well, go figure," Ranma (aka "Ronin") said with a shrug, as he sipped his coffee, with have his mask raised. "All I know is that whatever happened to us, it is over."
"And you and Usagi won't manifest these abilities again?" Superman asked. "Or disposition?"
"Well, not exactly..."
Just then, a slick vehicle with a bat motif pulls up to near the open area of the cafe. The hatch opens up, and...
"Hey," said Bat-Usagi, as she waved a friendly wave to her friends and husband.
"How did you get Batman's 'wheels'?" Superman asked.
"I hacked into his files through the Oracle Network."
"See what I mean?" Ronin said.
Fin.
