"Yami that wasn't very nice" Yugi commented while he was in bed that night.
"They were hurting you Aibou" Yami replied. Yugi blushed and turned so Yami couldn't see him. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik had been abandoned by Ron, Harry, and Hermione in Hogsmeade when they claimed they had an errand. Yugi thought about what Ron had asked.
"Are you guys gay?"
He was sure glad he didn't need to answer that, Ryou was too probably. Yugi knew that Ryou secretly loved Bakura, even though Bakura tormented the living daylights out of him. He was drifting off to sleep when.
"Marik!" Malik yelled, or said aloud.
Yugi looked over to see Marik in spirit form on top of Malik, they had apparently been kissing passionatly, and Marik was unbuttoning his shirt. Ryou had also woken up, he looked at them, seeming slightly shocked.
"Get a room" Bakura said, appearing over Ryou, "your sex life has no interest to me".
"We are in a room" Marik retorted, "and my sex life is WAAAY more interesting than yours will ever be".
Bakura sighed, "it's so boring" he said, "I have nothing to do"
Marik was now kissing Malik again, "go steal something" he said.
"I can't everything here is all magicked up" Bakura grumbled. He stayed quiet for a moment, then his face lit up. "Let's play Truth or Dare!" he exlcaimed happily. Ryou and Yugi groaned, but reluctantly got up, Marik and Malik hopped up eagerly, and Bakura started.
"Okay, Marik, Truth or Dare?" he asked.
"Dare!" Marik squealed.
"Okay... I dare you to say something sexy to the pharaoh" Bakura said grinning.
"Oh jesus" Yami mumbled.
"Oh pharaoh" Marik started, moving towards Yami, "you have such sweet, sexy legs," Marik moved his hand towards Yami's crouch, "and your nippl-"
"Okay that's good" Bakura said laughing. Marik immediately fell back.
"You suck" he said, "that was horrible"
"It wasn't fun for me either" Yami said.
"Yeah, well that's what you get" Bakura retorted. "Okay, Mariks turn"
"YES!!!, Yugi truth or dare?" Marik said.
"Why me???" Yugi asked.
"Well you obviously won't say dare so why don't-" Bakura started, before Yugi shouted.
"FINE, DARE"
Bakura smiled and motioned for Malik and Marik to come close, they huddled together, and Yugi could see Malik blush a little.
"Okay Yugi" Marik said, "you have to.." he started to whisper something in Yugi's ear, which turned bright red. Then Yugi slowly got up and went out of the room.
"So, Ryou your next" Bakura said, "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth" Ryou mumbled.
"Wimp" Bakura said, " I have such a GREAT host, fine, are you in love with anyone?"
"yes" Ryou said in a small voice, Bakura's eyes got wide.
"Who???? Is it that Granger girl?" he asked.
"it's-"
"Oh Yami" a voice said, and all head turned to see Yugi in the doorway, wearing a half unbuttoned shirt and boxers, Marik and Bakura were grinning head to toe like demons. Yugi walked towards Yami. "I never get to tell you what a GREAT job you do at card games, I'd love to play one with you sometime, why not now?" he knelt down in front of Yami and took out a deck of regular cards, " I'll go first, lets put this ace right here" he said, slipping it down into Yami's pants. "and- AW SHIT, GUYS I CAN'T DO THIS" Yugi said. Blushing.
Everyone broke out laughing.
