*Gasp* A legendary second update in one day?

God, I'm trash. I literally cannot stay off of this website and its Victuri collection. I'm ruined. I can't get any of my homework done either. My life is over, but I have no regrets.

This one is a tumblr post too lol. The chapter title is the title of the post lolol creative right?

I'm doing two updates because the last chapter was short and so was this one so here you go~

Enjoy~


Chapter Name: Old Men Snugs


Normal POV

Viktor seemed to have been extremely effected by Yuuri's emotional outburst in that parking lot in China. It was like he just couldn't stop thinking about it, to the point where this happened:

His legendary coach ambled around the room with a sort of airheaded aura that Yuuri was used to seeing. Yuuri was lounging on the floor, flipping through a magazine that covered the recent competition in China. He had noticed that Viktor was searching for something, but he was too engrossed in the shiny pages to react.

"Yuuri," Ah, that broke his concentration. Yuuri let his eyes slide over to Viktor's confused expression lazily.

"Yes?"

"Have you seen my phone? I lost sight of it again." Viktor sighed.

Yuuri almost rolled his eyes. Viktor always lost his phone after staring at it for a few hours, scrolling through social media. He usually found it in the last place he had been lounging. Yuuri wasn't too worried anymore.

"Viktor, you've been pretty forgetful lately." He commented as he turned back to his magazine.

There was a silence before Viktor began sniffling. Yuuri froze for a moment before rigidly turning around to see Viktor in tears. "V-Viktor?!" He nearly screamed.

"W-Why would you say something like that like you're trying to test me?" He demanded, large (read: fake) tears rolling down his cheeks.

Yuuri sat up, eyes wide as his face blossomed into a dark red, the color of a baboon's butt.

"I'm used to being blamed for my old age! But this time, I'm anxious because my self will reflect on you too!" Viktor yelled.

"Oh my god, Viktor, stop!" Yuuri yelped, slapping his hands over his face. "It's embarrassing!"

Viktor's tears magically disappeared. "Help me find my phone, Yuuri."

"You should have been an actor."

"Nonsense~" He grinned. "How would I be your coach then?"

Yuuri groaned. Sometimes, Viktor was just too much for him to handle.

So yes, Viktor liked to tease him about it all now. Maybe it was his way of telling him that he didn't mind it if Yuuri needed a moment to let everything out. Or maybe he was just being a dick. Yuuri couldn't really tell at this point.


Lol I really almost cried when I read that post. Sure, I added a bit here and there to make it a little more suitable for a fic, but the dialogue from "Have you seen my phone?" to "Viktor! Stop!" is taken right from the post lol.

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~Crescent T.