Dear, White Council
I am writing you all this letter in the hopes that you will heed my advice. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE HIGH HORSES AND GO BURN THOSE RED COURT BLOODSUCKERS! Seriously you all need to stop being such pansies and deal with the vampires who KILLED your vampire expert, and a bunch of your Wardens. Playing the defensive game doesn't work out unless you strike back, because no defense is impervious. They also stole some Blood of a Space God I had lying around, don't ask, and they may try to summon a certain vampire from another world who NOBODY can really kill.
In more happy news, at least for me, I have finally found a way to slap the incarnation of Fate whenever I want to. Also I stole the Merlin's staff, his wards aren't THAT great, but long story short I had a debt to pay off and that was the price. On another note I have found the fairies of this realm to be very interesting, and a bit OCD or ADHD they all seem to flip flop between them. I recommend you get them some mortal medicine or something for that.
Sincerely,
TDW
