So I was walking back home and I passed by the beach. Of course Jake and Lily were there. Jake was trying to get Lily to kiss him, but that didn't work out too well. I walked over to them and put my arms around their shoulders.
"What's up?" I said smiling. Jake smirked at me.
"Someone's pretty happy" Jake said. I gave him a fake confused look. Of course I was happy! I actually had fun with a girl who isn't Lily! Why on God's green Earth wouldn't I be happy at all?
I sighed and smiled as my best friends and I watched the sun setting. "Wow, you must of gotten into her pants or something." Lily said disgusted. Jake and I started laughing. I don't think Miley 'virgin' Stewart will ever loose her virginity until she gets married…maybe.
"So you didn't?" Lily asked surprised. "Then why the heck are you happy?"
"What? Is it wrong for homework to cause happiness?" I asked. Jake narrowed his eyes and had this stupid look on his face.
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to Oliver?" he asked. I rolled my eyes and we started walking home. We live close to each other. Jake and I are next door neighbors while Lily lives across the street from us. So yeah, we made friends really easily. We all walked to my house, they looked really eager. I'm guessing they want to know what happened at Miley's house. They must be really stupid if they think that me and Miley did anything.
We were in my room and Lily took her backpack and started doing homework while Jake turned the TV and plopped onto my bed. It really annoyed me how they treat my room like theirs. Hello this is property of Oliver Oaken! Jeez! I plopped down next to Jake. Lily looked up at us.
"Aren't you guys going to do your homework?" Lily asked. I smiled.
"I'm done." I said.
"What?!" Jake and Lily said at the same time. I smirked.
"You heard it right. Miley helped me."
"Well that explains a lot." Lily said. "She's a total nerd." I sorta got mad for some reason. I mean yeah she's a nerd, but why did I get kind of mad? I don't care with other losers and geeks, but with Miley…well she's different. She's (I can't believe I'm saying this) cool. Like I said, she's different.
"If you get to know her, she's not nerdy at all. She's really cool."
"Well she is pretty ho-" Jake started but Lily glared at him. I snickered. Jake usually did have his random burst of truths. Most of the time Lily gets hecka pissed off at him.
"Uh…hopeful?" Lily rolled her eyes as I laughed. I agree with Jake though, Miley is pretty hot.
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I woke up at around 7:15. I overslept, which I don't know how. I mean, I did do my homework before 11:00, which used to be my earliest. I guess it's a habit. I yawned and got up. I walked to the bathroom, but of course my mom was in the bathroom and overusing her time. Why do girls take forever in the bathroom? I started banging on the door.
"Hurry up in there!" I said.
"Just wait a second sweetie." my mom said. Like, ten minutes later mom came out. She looked exactly the same she always does. Seriously, what's so important about the bathroom? It's not like they'll change you or anything. I rolled my eyes and went in and did my morning stuff. I got out in two minutes and walked back into my room. I changed into another shirt and jeans and picked my backpack up. I quickly walked down the stairs and sat on the dinner table.
I looked at the clock, 7:50. Shoot, now I'll never make it to school if I skateboard. Great, I guess my mom or dad has to drop me off. I wish I would of carpooled with Lily or Jake, but they actually wake up early.
I ate my breakfast quickly then followed my dad to his car. At least he won't say embarrassing things to me unlike my mom. He drove fast to my school since he was almost late for work.
"Bye Oliver" dad said. I just closed the door and ran to homeroom. Just seconds to spare. I entered homeroom and the bell rang. I sighed in relief and walked to my seat. Jake and Lily were laughing, I walked over to them.
"Hey" they said in unison. I nodded my head and sat on my seat. Jake sat next to me while Lily sat diagonally from me and in front of Jake. My homeroom teacher closed the door and started talking. Obviously I wasn't paying attention. It's just homeroom stuff. Instead I started talking to Jake, not caring the consequences.
"Last night Becca called me" I said.
"Not surprising. She's practically in love with you." he said. She's not in love. It's just a phase or whatever, Becca is totally not in love with me though.
"Dude, she's not in love-"
"Ah, Mr. Oaken" my teacher said. I looked up at her. "You're disrupting my class again." Class? What the heck, this is homeroom. You don't learn anything in homeroom.
"If you keep this up, I will have to put you in another homeroom without any of your friends." she said. Like that was possible. Everyone's my friend, not that I'm bragging of course. I nodded my head looking bored. Yeah, that's going to scare me.
The second she started talking, I continued my conversation with Jake.
"Oliver!" she said loudly. I jumped a little and looked at her. She started writing on a piece of paper the beckoned me towards her. I grabbed it, it was a note telling another teacher that I'm transferring to his homeroom. Whoa, didn't see that coming.
"Room 212" she said. I grabbed my backpack and looked at Jake and Lily. Lily gave me a you-are-stupid look and Jake was just snickering. I rolled my eyes and walked to room 212. I knocked on the door and a nerdy looking teacher opened it. He was like the total nerd, green plaid shirt, humongous thick black glasses, and a bow tie…weird. I've never seen him before.
I handed him the note and he nodded his head. He pointed to an empty seat and sadly I sat down. I looked around this class. No one but nerds and geeks, none what so ever were my friends. What class is this?! I looked around again, then I saw Miley. She was sitting right next to me looking at the teacher. Too bad she has this class, looks like a loser convention.
"Well Mr. Oaken, I've heard lots about you." he said chuckling. Wow, even his voice sounds nerdafied. I raised my eyebrows. This probably won't be too good. "Well I just want to let you know that I teach some of the AP classes, probably why you don't recognize me." Well that explains a lot, like the way you dress. I rolled my eyes and he continued his lecture on lunch, or whatever.
I got really bored after four seconds and groaned silently. I scooted closer to Miley.
"Who is this guy?" I whispered. Miley just glanced at me and looked at the board. Mr. Hoffman was written on the board. Well I'll just call him Mr. Nerd. I've never met a teacher this geeky in my life.
"What are you doing after school?" I whispered towards her. Miley glanced at me again. She's probably scared that she'll get caught by Mr. Nerd. Psh, goody two shoes. Miley looked at Mr. Nerd and waited for him to look in another direction.
"I don't know. I'll tell you later" she whispered so softly that I barely heard it. I take it back, Miley is a really big goody two shoes. I slumped into my seat disappointingly. The only person I can talk to is too scared that the teacher will catch her.
"I totally love this new class." I murmured sarcastically.
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The bell rang and I walked out with Miley again. "So what are you doing after school?" I asked again. Miley shrugged.
"Tutoring you" she said.
"Besides that." Miley shrugged again.
"Well do you wanna hang out?" I asked. Miley looked at me surprised. I'm guessing she's new to this.
"Well where are we going to go?" This time I shrugged. I never really plan my hangouts. My friends and I just go.
"Where ever."
"Maybe I could. I'm gonna ask my daddy. Bye." she said smiling walking to a different direction. I smiled. It was like I was talking to a little second grader. I haven't heard my friends say 'I'm gonna ask my daddy' in forever. We just say yes and leave the house. Miley Stewart you have lots of things to learn.
I shook my head and walked towards first period. I met up with Lily, since she's in this class with me.
"Looks like you're friends with Miley" she said smirking elbowing me. I rolled my eyes but smiled. I think we're friends. I don't know.
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It was lunch again, my favorite subject. And yes, lunch is officially a subject in my book. I walked outside to look for Miley. She was sitting alone at a lunch table reading a book. Whoa, she was actually reading during lunch. Lunch is like the time to goof off and be free, not read. We already do lots of that in class.
I walked over and sat next to her. She looked surprised again, but she smiled at me. "What are you doing here?" she asked.
"What, I can't sit with you?" I asked.
"It's not that. You're just usually with your friends."
"Well I'm with one right now…if we are." Miley had that cute surprised expression on her face again. I smiled at her and she smiled back.
"I guess we are." she said. I nodded my head.
"Cool." So we ate our lunch. Miley stopped reading after she noticed that I will keep on talking to her the whole time. She put her book down and looked at me. I swear, when she looked me in the eyes it was like time froze and we were only two people there. Whoa, now that sounds really corny. Weirdly, it was true. Snap out of it Oaken! We're just friends.
