Hi! Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. I was busy with other stuff. I have decided that you can start sending in requests for these things because I am running out of ideas. xD I've been devoloping this one in my head. Enjoy!

Samuel Seabury had an idea on how to spread the word of his writing Thoughts On The Continental Congress. Instead of going into town, standing on a pedestal in the middle of the square, he decided that he would simply barge into people's houses without knocking.(xD Just realized how stupid this sounds. Onwards!) He approached the first house, tool out his ax that had randomly appeared, and cut a giant hole right through the door. "EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS!", he shouted at the top of his lungs. He heard screaming from upstairs, and who should be coming downstairs then Angelica Schuyler. Immediately, her hands flew to her mouth as she inspected the damage. "SEABURY! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! I'M GONNA TELL MY DADDY ON YOU! DADDY!," the young woman screeched at the top of her lungs. Philip Schuyler promptly came running down the steps at his daughter's call. He gasped in surprise as he saw Samuel Seabury standing next to a very expensive, very broken door. "YOU", he screamed at the top of his lungs. "GET OUT OF MY ESTATE BEFORE I SLAP THE EYEBROWS RIGHT OFF OF YOUR FACE. (xD Just seemed right) NOW!" Sam quickly ran out, hoping he had better luck at the next house.

Well, that's one house down, many more to go. xD The poor idiot. So, what did you guys think? I was originally going to make him go to more houses, but then The Schuyler Idea happened. Yay. I have another spoof idea brewing in my head now, but otherwise i'm out of ideas, so feel free to suggest! Stay tuned!