Kinky- Sorry it took so long for the update, but I was uh.. Kinda busy. I was writing this chapter but my cpu crashed Dx So now I had to write it over. .
Loveless- Hai! I'm the uh.. co-writer thingy.
Sora- Oh joy.
Riku- -Eats ice cream like Jefree star.-
Kairi- ?
Riku- ...What? -Goes back to ice cream- Oh baby..Yes.. Give it to me, put your creamy goodness on my tongue.
Kinky- In this chappy everyone's gonna have accents.
Sora- Gangsta
Riku- Gey guy
Kairi- Canadian
Also I say the n word in here, but don't take it offensively, Loveless is black and is letting me.
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Chapter 3
The sun shone brightly as Sora woke from his dead sleep. Something was poking him.
"Yo, yo, Riku is yer thang poking me?"
"Umm.. You wish aye.. It's meh Kairi." Kairi held up the culprit, a stick. "Have you seen Tidus he has meh lucky stuff."
"Eh, waz lucky stuff."
"Don't ask." She shook her head.
"Oh yeah! Kairi! Dis big ass thang tried to fucking eat me bro! I was like back the fuck up nigga before I shoot yer ass! And he was like it's cool bro, it's cool. Just chill. I was jus hungry and you looked mighty fine good eaten. And I was like, it's all good blood."
"I think you had a weird dream, aye."
"It wasn't a dream dog. That shit was like.. real. Bro it was just like.. fuck!"
"Like fuck huh? That's like.. interesting.. aye."
"Are you mocking me bitch?" Sora pulled out his 44 and put it to her head.
"Uhhhh... no.." She squirmed. "Put that away aye."
"So.. Where waz yer crib? Ya know, back home."
"I don't' remember.. I did too much drugs.." Kairi squirmed uncomfortably.
"You know.. you got big ass feet bro."
"Look whose talking.. Your feet are bigger then mine.. And besides, that is totally of the topic."
"Twhat are chu like doing Sowa?" Said an unknown voice.
"Riku, waz up homie G?"
"Umm.. Like why are chu holding a gun to Kaiwi's thead."
"Cause I fucking wanted to. Shiiit."
Riku took the gun away from Sora. "Sowwy Sowa. But like I can't have thu like.. Killing Kaiwi. Tho I quess I'm tha only won working on ta raf?" He threw a log to Sora instead hitting him in the face and knocking him out.
"Umm. I think you killed him aye.." Kairi looked down just in time to see Sora draw his 44. With a second glance of fear, Riku and Kairi were gone, Sora chasing after them shooting at them.
"That's wose then teh keyblade aye!"
"Oh be quiet, just keep running girly girl."
KINGDOM STONERS!
"Ok so what the fuck do we need?"
"We need... Two logs, One cloth, one rope, and a shoe. Aye."
Riku glanced at Kairi.. "Twhats the shoe for?"
"Our toilet."
"I'm sowwy I ased."
"Waiiiiit. Cant we jus take a piss off the side of the boat yo?" Sora asked, cleverly.
"We'd kill the fish, which we have to eat."
"Mmm.. Piss flavored fish.." Riku mumbled.
O.o
Sora went to go gather the stuff. On the way he met Selphie.
"Yo cuz, what's crakin?"
"Crack? Crack? I like crack!" Came Selphie's reply.
"Umm.. Yeaaaah."
"I gave Tidus 50 bucks."
"Fo what?"
"I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU! CRACK!"
Sora was blown away from her voice and landed on Wakka.
"Wakka are you the ony normal person here? I'm gangsta, Kairi's addicted to coke, Selphies addicted to crack,
Tidus is their drug dealer, and Riku's lisp is soooo damn annoying!."
"Uh.. Duh?" Wakka sat there, picking his nose.
Sora sighed "Never-mind" Just then he was hit in the back of the head with Wakka's ball. He turned around as Wakka giggled, playfully.
"Ball go bouncy, on your head!" He couldn't stop laughing until Sora took out his 44 and chased him. While he chased Wakka he unexpectedly ran over Riku.
"Oww, that like bwoke my nail."
"Sorry my nigga, I'll come back to pick you off da ground later." But it was too late, he had already lost sight of Wakka.
"Dammit!"
"Hey hey. You wanna try these?" Came a voice behind a bush. "They're new."
"Naw, I don't do that shit Tidus."
"I'll give you a discount."
"Sooooolllllddd" Came Selphie's illegible scream.
Sora then ran away. "Oh fuck... I still have to find our toilet.. I mean.. Shoe."
He saw Selphie on top of Tidus, trying to steal his ecstasy, while Wakka was on top of her, attempting to suck her ear off. Sora sweat-dropped, but inched towards them, until he could reach Wakka's shoe. Slowly, he slipped it off. Running behind a bush, he drew the shoe closer and seemed to pet it, until he put it in his face and smelled it thoroughly..."Ahhhh... It smells better then apple pie.. Good thing Riku's not here.. He would make fun of my foot fetish."
"They Sowa I didn't know chu had a foot fetish."
Sora slowly turned around.. Praying that it wasn't who he thought it was. Yep.. It was Riku.
"Uhm.. Riku dawg.. I don't know what your talking bout.. Oh pllllleeeasse don't tell the ladies, it's mighty unattractive.." He started to cry.. "You gotta keep my reputation!"
Riku smirked, then took the shoe.. He put it up to his face and licked it. "I happen to have one too.."
"I bet mines stronger!" Sora took the shoe and made out with the inside passionately.
"No mine is!" Riku caressed the shoe as he fingered the inside.
"Fuck you! Mine is!" Sora put his whole hand in the shoe and started violently thrusting.
"It's miiiiiinnnnee!" Riku growled as he ate the shoe.
Sora blinked. "You.. you ate it.."
Riku blinked as well. "I.. I did.."
"Oh dammit, now I need to find anuder one!"
He went back and chased after Selphie.
Much later
Sora, Kairi, and Riku were sitting at the edge of the ocean, watching the sunset.
"Twere like.. Twying to get to anuthur world huh?" Riku asked.
"But how far can a raft take us cuz?"Sora asked too.
"Hold on aye. I have to contemplate my naval."
Sora and Riku simply looked at each other. Then Riku says some confusing crap about how they ended up on that world and what other worlds were out there.
"You've been thinking a lot lately.. Haven't you?" Kairi asked.
"Chya, thanks tew Sowa's fantasy about me and him and cookies."
As they walked down the bridge, Riku threw a Papou fruit to Sora, instead it knocked him in the head.
"Uh oh.. I think we better run for our liiiiveeesss...!" Kairi screamed
Sora merely blinked. "A papou fruit homie g? I didn't know you swang dat way."
"Like whatever" Riku said, making the hand gesture.
MEANWHILE
Donald was walking towards Micky's room in Disney castle. Knocking, because he knew what his king's favorite hobby was,Looking at Akuroku...There was no reply so he cautiously entered, covering his eyes.
"Your majesty, if your looking at akuroku can you put it down for a sec?"
No answer.
"Umm.. Please?"
Still no answer.
Donald cautiously looked, to find his majesty gone! Pluto had a letter, that Donald quickly read.
He screamed when he saw it, and went to find Goofy. He was sleeping in the garden.
"Wake up you lazy pile of fluff! This is seriously serious!"
"Cereal?" Goofy said in his sleep. "Yeah.. I'll have the Rice crispies.."
Donald then zapped him.
"Owwwie!" he cried.
"We gots a big problemo, Goofy! But you cant tell a soul!"
"Umm.. There's a soul behind you.. Well, technically two of them."
Donald turned around to see Minnie and Daisy.
"Uh.. Oh.."
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Kinky- Please R&R
Sora- I said the n word! OMG
Riku- I'm not gay!
Kairi- I'm not addicted to cocaine. But Selphie's still a crack addict.
Selphie- Am not!
