Hulk and Thor were having some coffee in downtown Manhattan as they were taking the time to, surprisingly, have quiet time. Neither of them were aware of what their other friends were doing.
"The others haven't seen us in time for what seems to be the while." Thor murmured as he brushed back his beautiful blonde hair. "It seems like they're having quite the festival."
"Hulk doubt they would have party without us. We're party crashers." Hulk pointed out as he had glasses on, which was strange since he usually reserved that for his regular form of Bruce Banner.
It was then that Black Widow suddenly crashed through the window, with her landing on the table as Hawkeye stepped into the cafe, aiming his arrows at Black Widow. Hulk and Thor glanced at each other as Black Widow suddenly swiped Hawkeye by the legs, causing him to fall down as she sat on his face and released a beefy amount of bassy farts, smirking as she glanced at the two big guys (for you), clearly enjoying the sensation of letting out huge farts.
"...we'll just go." Hulk and Thor stated in unison as they didn't want to deal with Black Widow's fart fetish.
