Everyone I have changed my pen name from Kyuubi-kun XD
To
Kyuubi the insomniac emo (better or worse)
In reply to reviews
Thank you 'Project Darkwind' for your reviews I really appreciate it
Naruto: because it's the first reviews she has ever gotten
Kyuubi: SHUTUP!! Everyone make an effort to tell me how I can make the story better, funnier, weirder, etc.
Summary:
Beaten up by the world Kyuubi desperately turns Naruto into a fox to save him. But this plan backfires when a certain red head shows up who appears in this chapter.
Disclaimer (continued)
Smoke bellowed out from the cage as the doors open. Gaara steps out and drops the remote on the floor.
Gaara: kyuubi owns none of the characters in this fic
Naruto & kyuubi are in a corner shaking
Naruto: kyuubi… why was Gaara in that cage?
Kyuubi: Because Gaara was on a sugar high with Lee and in the process was destroying the whole city.
Naruto: What do we do?
Kyuubi: Ummm…
Lee: Dramatic entry!!! smashes in through the wall
TBC
(Guys I really need ideas to finish this sigh)
Chapter 3- Fear the rain
Normal Pov
Gaara was currently sitting in a quiet cave with soft green moss carpeting the floor, a crystal clear stream gurgling next to him and enchanting crystals hanging in masses from the ceiling. The ethereal light was being magnified and reflected through the crystals. It's source. Unknown.
Despite how beautiful it was it was not very battle worthy but it was the best in the area. Stupid country of the leaf.
The second problem was that any minerals in the area was of very poor quality so his sand was weak and utterly pathetic. At least he still had his personnel gourd of sand and his unlimited supply of cookies. At the thought of his sugary treat Gaara inhaled 30 of them that second.
Poor quality sand was a terrible thing. When he was in the wave country the water techniques would not harm weak sand because of his chakra flow but natural rain is the horrible thing that would bring his mighty sand castle to ruin.
Ever since then he had always been… uneasy about the rain.
But gods was Gaara bored right now.
Gaara Pov (Yay XD)
I have been waiting for 3 days and there is still no sign of this blond idiot! I mean yeah I have been concealing my chakra and yes I am halfway up a cliff about a mile into this cave. Yes I did cover the entrance with genjutsu but I expected him to be this good by now. After all he did beat me… once.
Normal Pov
At this point in time the bats that were peacefully fluttering around the ceiling had decided it was a really good time to play the 'let's piss Gaara off' game. Which probably wasn't the smartest of all ideas, but come on… they are bats.
Gaara was sitting on the floor of the cave, contemplating whether or not he should get another tattoo or not, with no idea what was to come for him. A group of about 13 bats suddenly started to swoop at his head. Scratching his arms and ruffling his hair (oh the crime). Gaara, being the expert ninja he was leaped into the air and sent 9 of the bat group into the wall with a flick of his arm. But little did he know another set of bats had cut the strap for his gourd. At the unfamiliar lightness he spun around and saw the bats flying out of the cave with his gourd (they are very strong bats).
"NOOOO! My cookies!" Gaara yelled running madly after the bats.
As he ran blindly after the bats he forgot one small detail.
TWANG! Kyaaaa!
Yes that was the sound of one of the stupidest traps made by man going off. Which was basically a loop of rope on the ground with a few leaves set over it and when stepped on would pull the victim upside-down into the air with a face red with embarrassment.
Snap (that was the sound of Gaara's self-control)
'ROOOAAAR!' Gaara howled. His anger could literally be seen flaming around him. A black chakra burning anything in its touch and torching the rope. Gaara sent this mass of chakra hurtling around the pre-sandy walls of the cave. Sand rained from the ceiling and formed a mass clump of sand that grew and grew and grew. This terrific mass was gushing after the bats as the sand tumbled down from the edges of the cavern after the exiting bats with the gourd. The sand tsunami writhed and coiled with overflowing chakra. Tearing through the cave destroying all the traps and obstacles in its path of doom flying a raging red head at the start of the gigantic wave.
Of course the bats heard this avalanche and frantically flew faster to run away from the impending doom. They flew with all their might, still holding onto the gourd. The entrance of the cave coming into sight and out into the light. Gaara was only a few metres away as in slow motion they flew slowly away from the cave. 2 metres, 5 metres 10 metres, 50 metres ---
Gaara and his sand spurted up from the cave and caught the bats in a prism cage of sand. Exhausted the bats lay on the bottom of the sand cage. The gourd that was in their claws disappeared in a collapsing sand dune and reappeared on Gaara's back (with a new strap of course).
'Now for your punishment' cackled the crazy red head cracking his knuckles.
But just as his words passed his lips he heard a terrifying rumbling sound that sent uncontrollable shivers down his spine, hair to stand up on end, knees wobble and pupils dilate.
Slowly Gaara tilted his wide eyed head up to the sky. If possible his eyes grew wider at the infinitely dark clouded sky freshly rumbling with thunder.
'No' his dry lips mouthed.
A drop of water then daintily hit panda man's nose. He quickly wiped it off and started to bolt along his floating sand screaming like a mad man.
Cleansing rain drops started to fall from the sky. The gentle spitting turned into a small drizzle that quickly began to pelt down on everything in gushing torrential rain until it was practically raining cats and dogs in buckets.
Gaara kept running as water saturated everything in reach. His sand castle started to wilt, sway and run. Gaara kept running along his melting castle when abruptly his foot sank into a mini quick sand pit.
'Aaaaaaaahhhhh!' Gaara screamed as he sank up to his chest in sand. His legs that were hanging out from underneath were flailing comically. Trapped like this, the wet red head proceeded to get slopped down the cliff in a muddy wave like mess.
Finally reaching the bottom Gaara stood up covered from head to foot in mud and various forest debris that made him look like a giant brown chicken or a swamp monster. (pick one XD).
At this appropriate time the rain drizzled out and stopped. The clouds rolled back and the warm sun rays reached out across the land to continue the process of photosynthesis. The birds were singing merrily and Gaara was cursing and swearing very uncheerily (rhyme XD) but other than that everything was dandy.
Grudgingly the mud monster began to trudge westwards in order to find the nearest stream while the famed bats were taking pictures of him and posting them on the internet (not so dumb now are they).
As he trudged along he reconcealed his chakra and glared at any living thing in his angry stampede. He was so angry that he walked right past a random campfire to the stream and started to wash the mud off. That with all the forest debris and had become slightly water proof and was really hard to get off.
Naruto & Kyuubi Pov but at the time Gaara had just snapped
Despite the laziness and immense pride of kyuubi he had gained the smallest tiniest scrap of respect for the blond idiot.
As well as the proud fact that the great Kyuubi always keeps his word
-Rumble-
What was that?
Kyuubi enveloped Naruto in Chakra and cast out his senses. Because it wasn't his own body, but an amateur ninja (to his standards) it was hard going mentally and put an excessive amount of strain on Naruto that caused the blond to groan in his sleep. But otherwise he was dead to the world.
What is this Chakra? Shukaku?
-Beep-beep-
Kyuubi flipped open his laptop with one claw and read his emails (the laptop was from Naruto as a Christmas present (how is that possible (get creative XD))). Kyuubi dumped all the spam telling him to download music for free and read the first email. It was from some bat Nins he knew. Kyuubi slowly read the text and looked at the pictures with it and the hilarious video clip.
I am so chaining this to everyone. Hehehehe. Stupid Gaara .Typical. Wait… Gaara!!! Naruto… Naruto wake the fuck up!
The boy rolled over… but otherwise did nothing.
Naruto wake up or so help me I will post naked pictures of you on the internet.
Instantly up, the blond jumped so high the air that he then fell and rolled into the fire. Screaming the blond rolled around on fire.
Sweat drops Go to the creek baka.
So Naruto ran a full pelt to the creek/stream whatever. But little did he know that was the beginning of all his problems.
baka idiot
This is by far my favourite chapter so far. Weirdness is the way to go XD. And the chapters are getting longer as they go. Woot. Ahem. I mean WOOT:D. I think 6 pages is the best length for a fic. Not too long and not too short.
In the next chapter Gaara and Naruto meet each other (as enemies). What will happen? Will Gaara beat the snot out of Naruto? Will Naruto beat Gaara' ass to a pulp? Stay tuned.
Naruto: If you don't want these chapters to remain few
Gaara: Then you must review
Naruto & Gaara: Or else we will come and kill you
Kyuubi: sweat drops they don't have to if they don't want to
evil glares at Kyuubi
Kyuubi: double sweat drops hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
The next chapter won't be up tomorrow because I have a friend over (and she doesn't do anime or fan fics so get that idea out of your head) and she leaves Saturday mourning. So if you're lucky the next chappie will be up on Saturday. But since I haven't even done a plot it might be on Sunday or Monday if I'm lazy. Definitely by Monday it will be done and up. Catch ya guys on the flip side.
