Dear Zhao Yun

I'm not the person for counseling, if you have some justice fight with Ma Chao, I don't really care. I have something more important to care about. (Like someone else's hair)

Xiahou Dun


Zhao Yun,

It's not because I'm mean. Go have a justice fight or blahbah.

Xiahou Dun


Zhao Yun,

Please remember that I am your enemy, and I don't want you to go to Wei just because you want my opinion.

Xiahou Dun


Dear Xun Yu,

So Zhao Yun is here to meet me?

Kill him.


Dear Ma Chao,

I don't know where Zhao Yun is.

Xiahou Dun


Ma Chao,

I see, you wanted to say sorry to Zhao Yun but he's nowhere to be seen. You two sure make up fast, but no, I know nothing about Zhao Yun's whereabouts.

Xiahou Dun


Ma Chao,

He is obviously not here. Perhaps he got killed by some tigers?

Xiahou Dun


Ma Chao,

No, don't go to Wei.

DO NOT GO HERE.

Zhao Yun is not here.

HE IS NOT HERE.

And no, I am not acting suspicious.

Xiahou Dun


Dear Guo Jia,

Ma Chao is advancing, please take care of him for me.

(unsigned because he's in a rush)


Dear Ba,

I challenge you to fight Ma Chao and bring him to me.

(also unsigned)


Dear Dian Wei,

Ma Chao is advancing and is going to kill our lord.

I know you know what to do.

(unsigned either)


Dear Xu Zhu,

Get Ma Chao and you get free meat!

(blah, unsigned)


Dear Wang Yi,

Ma Chao is advancing.

MA CHAO IS ADVANCING.

So…

I also know you know what to do.

(nah, unsigned)


Dear Ma Chao,

Sometimes, they love to play with each other and catch any suspicious man around them. It is obvious that I did not tell them to catch you. And I told you not to go here, did I not?

So, that's why you're hiding in a pit right now.

Xiahou Dun


Ma Chao,

I'm afraid I can't help.

Xiahou Dun


Ma Chao,

Just because.

(he doesn't want to sign it)


Dear Wang Yi,

Oh, you got Ma Chao and you beat him to a pulp.

Your mighty and beauty in the battlefield always inspire me. Thank you.

Xiahou Dun


Dear Xun Yu,

What do you mean he got away?! I don't accept excuses, get him before he gets out of the castle and meet Ma Chao!

Xiahou Dun


Xun Yu,

No, I'm not telling you to prevent Zhao Yun to get out of the castle then goes to Shu to meet Ma Chao. You had one job.

Xiahou Dun


Dear Wang Yi,

You beat him to a pulp? Yay.

Xiahou Dun


Dear Zhao Yun,

I don't know where Ma Chao is, but I'm glad that you can get home safely.

Xiahou Dun


Zhao Yun,

Why would you think that I'm suspicious?

Xiahou Dun


Zhao Yun,

I'm just doing my job, you don't have to know where Ma Chao is.

Xiahou Dun


Dear Wang Yi,

Zhao Yun surprise-attacked you and he takes Ma Chao with him?

Oh, well. I don't care anymore.

Xiahou Dun


Wang Yi,

You sure care because you hate Ma Chao. But I don't, so.

Xiahou Dun


Dear Zhao Yun,

Yes, please go and take Ma Chao! Fly as high as an eagle, and have freedom!

Oh, you make up already? Yes, yes, go and have a justice make out or justice marriage as well.

I do not care if you got away.

I repeat, I do not care.

And what's with the ':p'? is it some kind of code?

Xiahou Dun