"hi this is panda express how may I help you?"

"newbie you there?"

"hey jade."

"hey. what's up with your delivery guy?"

"who, andre?"

"is he the black guy with the dreds?"

"yeah."

"i don't like him."

"you don't know him."

"he's really weird whenever i had him the money and he's dropped my food both times he's delivered them."

"oh god…"

"what?"

"andre gets wonky whenever there's a hot girl around."

"that explains a lot. like why he can never seem to finish a full sentence around me."

"you must be really hot if he can't even finish a sentence."

"why thanks newbie. you should tell andre though i'm not interested."

"you have a boyfriend, i presume?"

"no i don't like dick."

...

"tori?"

...

"tori?"

...

"same."

a/n:

Another chapter for you guys since it is officially 2015. Happy New Years guys, I hope you guys make the most out of this year :)