Miroku was terrified.

The sweet, kind, cute and beautiful Kagome everyone knew... Was very, very pissed at him right now. It was rare when Kagome actually got mad enough to want to hurt someone, so when Miroku had heard someone say how pissed Kagome looked when she had passed them in the hallway... He knew... He was the prey.

The one Kagome had her sights set on to sink her claws into. Her dark blue eyes were filled with the fire of vengeance, her pale and flawless skin was flushed in rage, her beautiful smile was turned into a nasty snarl, her long and delicate fingers twitched, wanting to choke the life out of him and her silky, wavy, raven hair looked wild. That's the sight that greeted him whenever he had heard her voice yell out his name in the library.

The last time he felt that terrified was when he fought with Naraku. But admittedly, Kagome was much more terrifying. She was a Female Grim Reaper ready to take his soul to Hell.

Miroku's eye brightened a bit when he got an idea, although not a good one. He looked around him before literally diving head first into the announcement room. He roll into a crouch and pulled out his cellphone. He prayed to every know god in the world that this would work.

"Sesshomaru, I need your help."

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Kagome almost screamed in outrage. She shouldn't have let Miroku have a head start. The sneaky little bastard. He knew this school's layout better than she! She grumbled under her breath. "Kagome no Baka. Should have let that weirdo principle give me a Tour of the school."

Kagome stiffened when Sesshomaru's voice came on over the school speakers. "Miko... This Sesshomaru has wanted to say this for a long time." His voice paused, like he was uncertain of something. "You, Miko, make this Sesshomaru horny."

All the rage and hatred Kagome had felt for Miroku was quickly replaced with happiness and embarrassment. Her face turned pure red. 'Sesshomaru... He-he just... Said... Oh my Kami.' She quickly fled to the bathrooms when classmates started staring at her. She covered her face with her hands. 'The Kami's hate me today.' She thought.

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"Monk." Miroku almost squeaked at Sesshomaru's deadly voice. "Why did you have this Sesshomaru read this over the intercom?" Miroku chuckled nervously. 'How do I answer this without being decapitated by the Ice Prince?'

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