Previously on this stupid fanfic-
"How did I get here? HOLY CRUD I HAVE TO BECOME A MURDERER TO GET OUT- WAIT WHAT IS THIS, DANGANRONPA?!"
Now back to the current events…
They first appeared over a hundred years ago, giant humanoid creatures with a taste for our-
Oh wait, you've already heard that too, dammit, why do I keep missing things up?
CUE THE INTRO
Play the 'sh!ttyflute' version of the intro lewl
"Oh my God," Chara covered their ears. "Who was playing the recorder just then?"
"Flute," Mikasa corrected. "It was the author, they had the speakers on at full blast."
"Oh," Chara said. "Anyway, what stupid place are we going to next?"
"We're going on a lifeboat, like in the Titanic," Mikasa replied. "Except it's a totally different situation and nothing like the Titanic, aside from the lifeboat thing."
"Where will this lifeboat be taking us?" Chara asked.
"A slightly less crappy place than here," Mikasa answered. She frowned. "Are you done asking questions?"
"Almost," Chara said. "One more. You know what you remind me of?"
"What?" Mikasa asked, tilting her head.
"One of those Titans," Chara said. "The ugly one. It looks just like you."
"Oh, really," Mikasa deadpanned. "Well, you remind me of some dog turds I saw earlier."
Rivalry intensifies
Eren would've face-palmed if he wasn't going through some serious PTSS. Although his mom was actually alive here Titans were still freaking him out.
Chara and their new enemy Mikasa arrived at the boats. Suddenly a whole bunch of soldiers picked Chara up and lifted them around, calling them the 'hero'.
"Please, put me down…" Chara grumbled. They were very embarrassed.
"Want your own private room?" one of the soldiers asked.
Chara suddenly enjoyed being picked up and carried around.
"Wait," they frowned. "If I saved everyone, why are we evacuating?"
"Because plot," someone answered. Probably Mikasa. "Oh yeah and the Titans have also taken the village and are partying way too hard."
Chara made a disturbed face.
Sadly not everyone could evacuate because like Mikasa said, this is a Titanic situation despite having nothing to do with the Titanic. Oh, I just realised the name… Titanic… Ha ha!
"Now is not the time for stupid jokes." Chara grumbled.
Silly Chara, it's always the time for stupid jokes.
Chara muttered a curse.
Suddenly, the golden muscly anthropomorphic tomato Titan thing punched through the wall. Everyone freaked out.
Chara sighed. They didn't want to save more smelly humans from those Titan thingies.
"Someone throw an explosive on those humans," they said. "It'll save me time."
"Say WHAT?!" Eren yelled at them.
"I'll do it anyway," Chara said. They pulled an explosive out of the thing we call plot convenience and threw it at the humans on the dock.
"DUDE WHAT THE FRICK!" Eren yelled.
Then this story got rated T for offensive language in my Christian Fortnite server
One explosion and a bunch of angry people later...
Suddenly Eren turned really angsty and wanted to murder every Titan in existence.
"I'M REALLY ANGSTY AND I WANNA MURDER EVERY TITAN IN EXISTENCE!" he roared.
"The author literally just said that you idiot." Mikasa replied.
"Hi guys, I haven't appeared at all this chapter so here I am," Armin said. "Okay, bye!" He left.
"Talk about needlessly awkward," Chara said.
"So, where are you from again?" Mikasa asked them.
Chara replied with something so rude this website would crash should I dare write it here.
"Wow, you got a stick up your butt or something?" Mikasa asked.
"I want to return to my world," Chara said. "Will you help me?"
"Yes, but only because I want you to leave as soon as possible." Mikasa replied.
"Okay, that means you'll be killing Titans with me." Chara informed her.
"Oof." Mikasa said.
"KILLING TITANS?" Eren looked at them. "COUNT ME IN TOO!"
"As long as you don't whine." Chara said.
"I don't whiiiinnneee!" Eren whined.
"Uhh, me too!" Armin said. He made a face. "Wait, what am I saying?"
"Welp," Chara smiled. "I've got my team sorted out already."
