Good Kind of Crazy

If you asked Blue how it happened, she'd probably think about telling you the mildly boring truth, that it started from her desire to anger Silver (it was revenge for what he did to the last boy who'd asked her out - don't ask), then decide to lie and say it involved a famous play, cross-dressing, and mass panic - oh wait, all that did happen, at one point or another.

If you asked Gold, however, he'd start laughing hysterically before settling down and beginning to tell the tale, a fond smile on his face.

Truthfully, it had spawned from Blue and Gold conspiring to tick Silver off, Blue for the aforementioned reason, and Gold for… well, he just wanted to see what would happen. Anyway, it started out innocently enough. Blue called Gold and… asked him out on a date. With Silver in the same room, of course. Gold had accepted… though he didn't really know why. Possibly because he wasn't so much of an idiot to turn down a girl like her, despite her reasons for wanting a date in the first place.

…Gold would never admit it, but had Silver been staying at his place instead of at Blue's during that particular conversation, he probably would've said no. After all, he valued his life.

Luckily though, Silver had no way of stopping the date, as he wasn't about to go against Blue. And so the date transpired. It was still mildly innocent at this point; everything had not yet gone to chaos. It was actually… a pretty good date, romantic even, despite the fact that, considering how insane those two could be, the date was normal.

Gold took Blue home afterward and even had the courtesy to walk her to her door. Blue, knowing Silver was watching, proceeded to do something not so innocent - unless you consider kissing someone with a lot of tongue action to be decent - before asking him out on a second date - which, she pondered later, made no sense. One date should've been plenty to get the point across to Silver that she didn't need his overprotective-ness. She certainly didn'tneed him to beat the crap out of every guy who looked at her for more than five seconds.

Anyways, Gold, being mildly senseless at the moment from the previous make-out session, accepted her offer of another date, unaware of the peril that awaited him.

Gold wouldn't admit it, but Silver had snuck out that night and followed him to the hotel he was staying in and proceeded to rough him up pretty bad. Afterwards, his sadistic best friend made himself comfortable in his bed and went to sleep, making Gold use the couch.

Blue wouldn't tell, but she'd realized what Silver had done, and when he arrived in the early hours of the morning the next day, she was already up, waiting to yell his ear out. Needless to say, Silver never raised another complaint about Blue's relationships again, as he didn't want to instill her wrath.

Still, the second date ensued, Gold ever-wary of Silver- at least until Blue confessed she'd scared him off. After that, he warmed up considerably, going so far as to use a few corny - and seriously perverted - pick-up lines, none of which truly worked, but amused the girl nonetheless.

Another mind-blowing kiss ended the date, and Blue, against all odds, found herself asking the boy for another date. Gold didn't think twice about accepting.

The dates after the first two were the first signs of what Red and Green secretly joked about as the next apocalypse. Gold and Blue started showing their true, crazy selves more often by crashing parties and sneaking into plays. In one such play, the two were told that they'd somehow landed the lead roles. Both of which, they found out after they'd accepted, were female roles. It took twenty minutes to coax Gold into the dress, but the, uh, reward Blue gave him after the play was completely worth the self-disgrace.

Somehow, for multiple months, through date after date, the two kept their unorthodox relationship going. Even after months turned into years, the two stayed strong. They didn't even care how many places they'd been kicked out of or banned from for inappropriate behavior; they'd never been happier.

Silver, eventually, learned to accept his sister figure and best friend's relationship, even becoming one of the few that supported them. Blue eventually told Gold why she'd asked him out, waiting for over a year out of fear for his reaction, but he took it in stride, saying he'd expected it all along. He wasn't one to dwell on the past, he said. He was all about the now. And the now was looking pretty damn good.

So what if their relationship was crazy? It was the good kind of crazy.