Being a mwammy is hard

Today I was so bored I decided to come here. The pet shop. It really was a hassle! But I managed to find a little girl in the corner with short blond hair and a school-like uniform.

"Wello!"

"I pick u!" I said. That's wut ur sposed ta do, right?

"Way way!" She yelled. Than I added her to my buddy list.

"My igloo!" I said.

"Ok!" She said. We both left and there we were, my cozy igloo. Than she said, "Gos get sista!" And I said, "Ok! Brb!" So I was off, back to the pet shop. So I entered and there was no one. No one at all! So I came back.

She looked at me as I entered my igloo through the gingerbread door.

"I can't find anyone!" I confessed. Than she started crying. "It's ok!" I said. No it wasn't.

"Why don't you come with me?" I asked.

"Where?"

"Pet shop!"

"Ok!"

So we both went to the plaza and ran to the pet shop. But hey! There was someone there! Two kids. A girl named Flappy and a boy names Fry Oil. Wow, his parents really did hate him to put him up for adoption and name him Fry Oil. My luck! No one wanted Flappy! Yet.

"Hello!" I said the exact same time some pink penguin with a weird yellow shirt came in.

"Aww! I pick you!" She said.

"Hey! I picked her first!" I said. The pet shop owner came to us and said, "Stop it! Your scaring her!" Because Flappy ran to the corner scared.

"Your so cute! I pick you!" The penguin said. "Hey!" I yelled. Than Flappy said, "Mwammy!" and went with that penguin. Unfortunately the little girl that I already adopted (it didn't show her name, only P8809002 so I'm going to call her right now Angel because later she dressed like an angel) really wanted Flappy as a sister and started crying. I walked over to Fry Oil.

"How about him?" I asked.

"No."

"Okay…" So I just stood there for five minutes doing nothing while Angel ran around crying and wailing. Suddenly Flappy came back. She ran over to me. Than the penguin (I forgot her name too so I'm going to call her Lissy) came over and said, "Huney why did you leave?" Than Flappy said, "Mwammy!" to me.

"What?" Lissy yelled. Than Flappy added me and I took Angel and Flappy to my house. Angel ran in there first, and by the time I walked through the door she was gone.

"Where sista go?" Flappy asked.

"Uh…" I checked the find icon. She was at the box dimension! Unfortunately, when I first walked in I took the box away. So she came back, saying, "Look behind the TV! Boxy! Boxy!" And Flappy was like, "Where?" They searched everywhere before I took it back out. Than Angel jumped in. "Oh no…" I thought. Flappy jumped in after her. So I had no choice but to follow.

They were both looking over the edge, like "woah!" And I was like, "get away from there!" So I dragged them back out into the house.

"Boxy so cool!" Flappy laughed.

I noticed I had mail. Oh, someone wanted to be my friend. Ok!

Suddenly Lissy showed up.

"YOU TOOK HER FROM ME GIVE HER BACK!" She yelled.

"But-" I argued.

"ITS MINE!" Lissy yelled.

"Mwammy I'm scared!" Flappy cried.

"Mwammy!" Yelled Angel.

"Listen I didn't do anything-" I complied.

"LITERALLY YOU TOOK HER!" She yelled.

"Mwammy!" Angel demanded.

"I didn't she came to me!" I yelled.

"GIVE HER BACK!" Lissy threatened.

"I can't it's her choice-"

"So?" Lissy asked.

"MWAMMY!" Angel screamed.

"So if she's unhappy she won't come to you!" I complied.

"SO? PICK HER UP, GIVE HER TO ME OR ELSE!"

"Or else what?" But Lissy screamed, "YOU WILL FIND OUT WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE HER TO ME!!!"

"Flappy!" I yelled, "Do you want to go to her?"

"No!" Flappy gulped.

"Exactly!" I said to Lissy.

"Just give her to me or else!" She said. "Or else what?" I asked again. Obviously she really didn't know because Lissy just ran out and slammed the door.

"Fine! I'm leaving!" Angel stammered.

"Why?" I asked. "Boxy won't work!" Angel said. The portal in the box had faded away. Sometimes it just doesn't work! But how do you explain that to a three year old?

"Doesn't know what to say…" Flappy panted. So I got Angel to stay for a few more days so I could teach Flappy how to talk. But suddenly Angel left. She went to the Pet Shop! But Flappy left that moment too. She literally left, not that she's going somewhere. So I went to the pet shop and I begged her to come home.

Suddenly a guy name Danned C came over and ruined everything! He said, "Day care at my place!"

Suddenly Angel disappeared. I knew exactly were she went and went there too. I walked for ten minutes yelling, "Angel! Angel come back!" It's too late, I thought, she's probably already there.

Finally I found the igloo. I walked inside and there were small bean-bag chairs and a chalkboard and a play room.

There was no one in the day care except Angel and the Danned C kid. I begged her, "Please Angel! Come back!"

"No."

"Please!"

Suddenly Danned C came up and said, "Please go with your mwama."

"No."

Than she left.

"I'm sorry," Danned C said.

"It's ok," I said, checking the find icon. "She's at the box dimension!" I yelled.

"How'd she get there?" he asked. But I was already running to my igloo.

I ran into the box, and I saw her in different clothes. She – or he – was wearing scuba gear.

"Hey!" I yelled.

"Huh?" He asked. "Who are you?" I checked my buddy list. She wasn't there any more. I looked back up. He was gone! And I never saw Angel or Flappy again. It was not fun.

I never want to adopt EVER again. It's a pain and all the kids want to do is cause trouble.