First off, I must apologize to BlackDiamondRose, she wanted me to update Apples and Oranges again today, instead I'm uploading this right now. BlackDiamondRose, if you are reading this I will try my best to upload ASAP.


Beep beep beep, beep beep beep!

"Stupid alarm clock." I mumbled, shooting daggers towards the noise, "Mraaagh, I hate mondays." growled I as I got out of the giant bed.

Yesterday Kaoru and Hikaru brought me to the school and they showed me around. We then visited the school's tailor and got my dress made. I do not like the dress one bit.

"It's yellow" I scowled, with clear distaste in the style when we had gotten home.

"Yeah, and?" The twins said looking at me with slightly bored eyes. That was their usual look, either that or the eyes flicker with curiosity and impishness.

"I look horrible in yellow, it washes me out, and yellow is a disgusting color." I said giving them an irritated look.

"It's not that bad, at least it's not blue." Kaoru said, his eyes showed apology sort of, "Besides, yellow is actually a good color for you."

Hikaru nodded, "Yeah, and tough luck with not liking yellow. You're stuck with it for school." Hikaru said in his usual manner.

If I had to chose, my favorite of the two would probably be Kaoru, because Hikaru can be a real jerk at times.

Now, today, was my first day at Ouran Academy. I was dressed into that ugly dress, and ate breakfast. A limo had pulled up front to bring the twins and I to school.

Looking at my schedule, it seemed that almost all my classes, except my last two, were with the twins.

Here is my schedule:

First Hour: Conversational French

Second Hour:Advanced Math

Third Hour:English (Grammar)

Fourth Hour:World History

Fifth Hour:Creative Writing (Hikaru isn't in this class, he is in Chemistry)

Sixth Hour:Physics

Seventh Hour:Study Hall

At Ouran you don't get much homework, stuff you can easily finish in class. I don't know why I have a study hall... I guess I can use that time to nap.

Or at least I thought that until I had to make sense of what the teacher was saying in Japanese. My study hall has an English speaking teacher who helped me with the bits and pieces I didn't understand in my core classes. As soon as I get the hang of listening to how fast the teachers talk in Japanese, my study hall will consist of learning the lesson over again.

"Doushite?" I sighed. Why? Why couldn't I know everything I needed to to speak and read Japanese?

"You did good today, Ayre San" My teacher said, in Japanese. He was only allowed to speak in english when I absolutely couldn't understand anything.

"Arigatao gozaimasu." I said as I left the room filled with students from other parts of the world that weren't that great at speaking Japanese, just like me.

"Hey! Wait up!" My new friend Renge Hoshakuji called to me. She and I were in study hall together, she is orriginally from France, but came to Ouran because her ex-fiance, who was her fiance at the time, was here. They broke it off for some reason or other.

"Hi, Renge." she was so full of energy, it nearly sucked mine out, "What is it?"

"What are you gonna do now that classes are over for the day?"

I shrugged my shoulders, "I'm not sure. What about you? Perhaps I can join you in whatever activities you partake in?"

As soon as the words left my mouth, Renge's eyes lit up with pure delight, "Follow me!!!" She squealed and grabbed my hand and literally dragged me across the school to one of the four music rooms.

"Renge!!! Where are you taking me!?!?" I nearly screamed, she was scaring me.

I heard two doors open and Renge stopped immediately. She giggled evily.

"Ah, Renge, I see you have brought a friend with you." Came a smooth voice of a male. I had closed my eyes because I was scared to open them when I was dragged by Renge.

When I opened them, in front of me stood a blonde boy with amazing blue eyes, offering me a red rose.

"Um... Thank you..." I must have died from a heart attack brought on by Renge's craziness and gone to heaven.

"I am Tamaki Suoh, welcome to the Host club." Tamaki said in his glorious voice.

"I'm Lily, Lily Ayre." I said, staring into his eyes. He helped me back up on my feet. I hadn't realized that I was sitting on the floor.

"Oy, Boss!" Hikaru said, walking towards us with Kaoru at his side.

Wait... WHAT?

"What are you trying to do to our exchange sister?" Kaoru finished for Hikaru.

"Ah, so you must be the exchange student from America." A guy with glasses said, "I'm Kyoya Ohtori, it's a pleasure to meet you Miss Ayre."

I felt a little weak in the knee's. I had decided when I first met Kaoru and Hikaru that they were really good looking, but with all these handsome guys, I think I might just faint.

"Lily Chan!!! " A boy called out, "I'm Hani! Your Senpai, but just call me Hani please!" Hani's head, was sprouting cutesy flowers all around him, "Would you like some cake?" and he placed a piece of cake in my hands.

"Mitsukuni, you have some icing on your face." said a tall boy with dark hair and a deep voice. He got down on one knee and wiped away the icing left on his cheek.

"Oh! Lily chan! This is Takashi! He's also your senpai!" Hani chirped.

"Yeah, but we like to call him Mori." Kaoru and Hikaru said.

That's when I came to my senses, "YOU GUYS ARE MAN-WHORES?!?!"

And everyone in the room, which was really only me, Renge, Tamaki, Kaoru, Hikaru, Kyoya, Hani, and Mori, all went silent, went dead silent. The guys looked as pale as ghosts.

Kyoya was the first to come to his senses, "We prefer the term 'hosts' if you don't mind."

"Still doesn't change the fact that you are all flirting mindlessly with girls." I defended.

"Hi guys, sorry I'm late." I turned around to see at the door Haruhi Fujioka, I didn't pay much attention to him then, but to see him here, as a host, just didn't fit him.

That's when I thoroughly took in his looks. He was more pretty, much like a... Oh God.

"Haruhi, are you a girl?" I asked, everyone freaked out.


Lily seemed really concentrated in all of our classes. She didn't pay much attention to anyone else, it irritated both Kaoru and I.

"Kaoru, we need to get her to open up somehow."

"Yeah, but how will we do that, Hikaru."

"Maybe get Renge to befriend her. They have study hall together, don't they?"

"Yeah. That's a great idea! And then have Renge bring her to the club room!"

That will force her to at least talk more. Some time with the lunatics and she should chat up a storm.

Or at least we thought.


A man-whore?!?

I did not expect that. Not one bit from the reserved Lily. What shocked everyone even more is that she figured out Haruhi is a girl!

Well, at least we got Lily to talk, that was what we wanted. So the flower opened up a bit with the rising sun.


Oh how I love how the Host Club can be stunned so easily, I love comedy! And I'll try updating this soon! Thanks for reading.