Wow…I really have to get a life away from thinking of ways to torture Simon Cowell…Well, I guess it's fun, so…
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21) Stare blankly at him. When he rudely asks if you're okay, blink innocently.
22) Claim to be his distant cousin until he pays you to leave him alone.
23) Sing Passage (the most depressing song ever) to him on American Idol and add his name randomly into the lyrics…
24) Pay Danny Gokey to dance for him.
25) Make a poster and bring it to an American Idol live show. Write things like "Do you REALLY love Paula?" and "Are you REALLY a moose?" Add pictures that "prove" your speculations…
26) Bring tomatoes to an American Idol live show and throw them at him when he criticizes your favorite contestant or something stupid like their outfit.
27) Sing badly to him
28) After #27, ask him if he wants an encore, and keep singing no matter what he says.
28) Make one of Paula's dogs attack him.
29) Make an army of people who have had their dreams shattered by him and make them march around wherever he is screaming things about him being a moose, etc.
30) Show him a website making fun of him.
