Ch3
The Family's Awakening
I'll try not to ramble on about to much this time, I'll just say I don't think you read my cleverly disguised subliminal messaging. Do I have to repeat myself? gsdgyduier subliminal message: R&r! tqyxyq. There, last time I checked I only had two reviews! Even if your nice and you know it's crap please send me proof you actually read it! (send any ideas for the devils future adventures) disclaimer: for chp 1&3 I don't own DMC or any of it's characters neither do I own Oasis or any of it's songs Also please note they are still in the car
Gladius and Tenner were both asleep in their respective owners arms.
Dante and Vergil had decided not to wake them up again.
It was soon time for the usual argument to begin yet again.
"Stop humming!" said Dante
"Stop whistling!" said Vergil
"Muuum Vergil's on my side"
"Daaaad Dante's on my side"
"Vergil's looking out my window
"Dante's kicking me"
"Make him stop!" they screamed.
"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"
"Shadup" said the tired looking Sparda
"Look you've had a good day can we have a bit of piece for just FIVE MINUTES !" Yelled Eva
"It's
not my fault" they both grumbled
"Well it's not our fault"
said Sparda
"I never said that" said the two brothers "He did"
"You"
"No
you"
"Your dead"
"Oh yeah?"
"YEAH!"
The two parents sighed with relief as the quieter sounds of a wrestling match emitted from the back seat.
Sparda turned on Oasis's "Wonderwall"and they sang along happily.
Gladius woke up and barked excitedly at the site of the two boys who fought viciously punching and kicking still in their seat belts.
Tenner woke up too and the two dogs play bit and growled at their masters.
Dante and Vergil sat up not wanting to hurt their dogs.
"There, have you finished?" said Eva
"Yeah mom we promise to take care of our dogs and nothing bad will ever happen in this car again..." said the lads in perfect unison.
Then Gladius crapped all over Vergil.
Dante was about to laugh when Tenner barfed on Dante.
There was a small silence then Dante and Vergil, inhaling the disgusting fumes, vomited into the front seats .
"Pull over" said Eva wearily to Sparda
It was nine days later.
The house was fractionally covered with dog crap.
Eva was starting to panic .
Dante was teaching Tenner how to eat "Fun With Maths"
Vergil was training Gladius how to "sick 'em" on Eva's mannequin wearing her old wedding dress.
Unfortunately both dogs were making enormous progress .
At dinner time the two boys had managed to convince Sparda that the dogs should sit at the table too.
Eva reached out to the pepper shaker.
"Gladius wants pepper" said Vergil snatching it and pouring it onto Gladius's food.
Eva turned her attention to the salt.
"Tenner needs salt" announced Dante swiping the dispenser and sprinkling salt on his dogs pedigree chum.
( Eva had wanted to buy the cheaper tesco brand but Dante had insisted that pedigree chum tasted better, Eva didn't ask how he knew, she pretended she didn't know and that Dante just had a special skill with these things)
Eva noticed that the dispensers were in front of her, she reached out…..
"SPARDA WANTS SALT AND PEPPER" said Sparda, grabbing them.
Eva cursed under her breath.
"Muuuuum" howled Dante "Vergil kicked me under the table.
"Liar!" yelled Vergil "YOU DID"
Then Tenner scrambled onto the table, off his chair and began dining (and drooling) on Eva's plate.
"THAT'S IT" screamed Eva "One of these smelly dirty animals needs out of this house!"
"Sorry, boy said Dante leading Tenner to the front door .
Five seconds later Dante found himself chained by his newly acquired collar, to a kennel .
There was a plate of dog food in front of him.
Dante took a guilty look round him, and began to eat .
In his messy room, Tenner lay on Dante's bed, yawned, and went to sleep.
