Authors note:
Ok so people are being bullies right now and my dad works in a corporation that deals with scare, cowardy bullying. Srsly stop with all the hateful and simply UNACCURATE comments! I am a proud Christian and just because I write a story where Bella makes a mistake doesn't mean I am writing like Satan or I'm a 'sinner' or some nonesense like that! God loves me and I love God and the fact that u even had the ordacity to say that means you are completely delushunal! Are you like against gay ppl?! What a homophone! Seriousaly it's not like I'm one of those crazy athiasts or something?! Thanks to that really nice reviewer on chapter 2, at least they know good materiel when they see it!
Xoxoxxoxo Brandii
Oh and P.S. Tom liked it so much he started CRYING! That's how beautiful this story is going to be OK!
Now a recap: Bella just drank the love potion but she didn't have her glasses so she put in the wrong ingrediants and now she's turned into a man.
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'urgh' Bella found herself on the floor again, but this time she didn't have the cloakiness of the dark to keep her covered. Turning around she saw her reflection once more, she was indeed A MAN.
'Holy cow' swore Bella as she… ahem… he walked away from the mirror and peered into the opposite classroom. The clock said '7:30am'. She pulled out her phone only to find her dad had called her 16 times. He was so paranoid all the time, no wonder her mum divorced him! She was lucky that school hadn't started yet but she only had an hour to get home and hide before people started arriving. Walking into the hallway she thought up of a plan.
Ok first I have to ring school and pretend to be my dad to say I'm going to be in hospital or something, at least until I figure out how to undo this man thing. Then I need to enrol as a new student, don't know how I'm gonna do that…'
She paused and hid quickly as a lost student walked past her. He looked around nervously at the empty hall, he look about her age and sported a very old looking bag. That's it! He must be homeschooled… but why would he be here? She saw him start to mutter to himself 'Oh I can't believe I'm so early, I told dad I wasn't ready to enrol yet! He never listens to me!' Bella smirked as an idea swept across her cranium. Waiting until the new kid approached her she pull him into the gap in the wall and knocked him out. Then she took his clothes and his bag. She dragged him to the forest to make sure he didn't come back and got changed. She made a mental note to grab chloroform and keep it on her at all times so if he woke up she could take care of it. Because she was kind she pulled him up onto a tree branch so that wild bears wouldn't drag him away. His clothes were a bit loose on her thin manly frame but everything else fit perfectly. She checked his student ID and his enrolment forms.
Name: Brian Johnson
Age: 17
DOB: 03/03/1993
Blood type: AB-
Smoothing out the wrinkles on her new clothes she ran into the principal's office to greet him. He was old, fat and disgusting as usual but she was happy because he wasn't perving at her boobs like he usually did.
'So you are Mr. Johnson correct' he said dryly
'Yes *ahem* yes sir' she lowered her voice and he raised an eyebrow but took the forms reguardless and paced around his office.
'So I hear your father is from Australia is that correct?'
'Yes sir'
'Where abouts?'
'London sir'
'Ah yes London, the weather is quite nice I hear!'
'Oh absolutely sir!'
'Well then young man I'll have someone direct you to your classes'
He exited and for a few moments Bella took in her surroundings. Her principal (Principal Hanus) had a family and kids. They were relly cute! When he came back Bella was in shock as the student who was taking her around was Edward! He looked at her differently this time… as though he thought of her the way she thought of him. Their eyes interlocked intimately for a moment before he introduced himself.
'Ah hi, I'm Edward, nice to meet you'
'Be-ah-Brian, Brian Johnson,' she felt his strong but gentle grip carezz her hand softly and was about to melt on the spot.
'Ok children what is your first class?
'Mathematics,' Edward answered in a soft and husky voice. The sunlight was doing that thing where it made his skin glow again. He looked like a god showered in milk and honey. And led an awestruck Bella to their class.
'I'm not so good at this,' confessed Edward half way through the lesson. He was sitting awkwardly with his legs crossed over one another while Mr Taxiderm (Hey Tom I used the name you wanted :D) was pointing out numbers on the board. He was saying something about limits but Bella wasn't consentrating. She was really smart so she had already known everything in math class but pretended not cozshe didn't want to affend anyone.
'That's ok everyone has their strengths, sometimes we just have to accept who we are inside, otherwise how can we truly love ourselves?' He turned to her suddenly and whispered 'That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said too me' They gazed at each other once more before Mr T. yelled in their direction.
'EDWARD, WHAT'S 3 TO THE POWER OF 3?'
'Aaaaah – 27 whispered Bella – 27?'
'That's incorrect Mr Cullen, I'm afraid your inattentivanez means you have to do to detention!'
'But he didn't do anything wrong!' Spoke Bella
'OUT BOTH OF YOU!'
They made their way out but instead of going to detention they decided to outside. It was sunny this morning but it was rainging now (like usual) and they sat in the damp cold forest staring at each other once more. Bella didn't even notice her feet getting soaked in water that's how sexy Edward looked with water dripping down his face like a waterfall from heaven. He seemed a bit sad.
'What's the matter Edward?'
He turned to look at her solenly. 'have you ever had this big secret you can't tell anyone? That could bring shame upon your whole family? Not that I have a family…'
'What happened to them Edward? She said softly.
'They died when they were playing golf in a storm, my brother hadn't seen them in weeks and a lightning bolt struck their bat and killed them, they got electrocuted, by lightning. We hadn't seen a storm before so we didn't know… seems silly now, but I really miss them.'
Bella saw more raindrops falling on his thick sleek hair and patted his shoulder gently. He crouched over and cried a little so she decided to change the subject to make him stop crying.
'So what secret can't you tell anyone?'
'I'm a vampire… and I'm gay'
Bella felt like she was going to vomit, how could she have not seen this coming? Of course that's why he didn't like her… he couldn't. He wasn't wired that way, she tried standing up but collapsed back down on the marshy forest bed.
'Are you alright… Brian?'
And that's when she knew exactly what to do.
CONTINUED NEXT WEEK IN CHAPTER 3
Ok so I hope you all enjoyed that chapter, it took me a LONG time to write and please let me know in the review section what yyou thought about it! Thanks to everyone for the mass supporting and especially Tom, my co-writer and helper, you are my Edward Cullen
