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"Ok, let's start from the beginning again," Will said, focusing his eyes on the road, "Where are we supposed to go?"
Dave approached him from the back seat, resting his elbows in each one of the front seats "Washington DC"
"And why I have to drive your car, Rossi?" he asked again, shaking his head slightly.
"And why am I here?" Spencer asked, sitting between Dave and Aaron "I don't understand"
Derek rolled his eyes "We need you to inform us of the traffic statistics"
Spencer frowned, and approached Derek "What do you think I am? A GPS?"
"You're not a GPS" Derek said with humor in his voice "This" he said, pointing to the apparatus "is a GPS."
"This is not going to work out" Aaron muttered, looking out the car window "Why can not we organize a dinner at my house?"
Dave looked at him as if he had lost his wits. Derek turned around from the front seat, with a raised eyebrow and a look of disbelief on his face. Their looks were saying 'What the hell?' and Aaron was not surprised by their reactions. Everyone knew that Dave enjoyed his single status, and Derek ... Derek was Derek. Women were one of their favorite pastimes, and the two of them under any circumstances, would accept a bachelor party without women.
"What are you talking about?" Dave asked, blinking a few times, "It's your bachelor party, your last spree, your final chance. Do not waste it, these days never return"
"Why do you speak as if he were condemned to death?" Spencer asked, carefully watching the scene.
"Because marriage is a coffin" Derek said with a laugh, "Oh, senseless man, you still have time to repent"
Will let out a hand from the wheel, in order to slapping Derek. His friend looked at him with his mouth open, still rubbing his nape "Hey, what was that for?"
"Let him be, idiot" he replied, smiling at Aaron "It's your day, do whatever you want"
Aaron smiled and looked out the window. He really cared very little the whole party. He only wanted to marry Emily, be happy with her and form a family. He just needed Emily Prentiss. She was the only woman in his world.
He then looked inside the car. Dave was still looking at him, expecting some kind of answer. Spencer stared astonished at Derek, who shook his head almost to the beat of the guitars.
"Is this David Bowie?" Spencer asked, tilting his head "Since when you like David Bowie?"
Derek laughed loudly "We can be heroes, just for one day ... Do not you feel identified with the song?"
"Ummm, no ... Actually" Spencer crossed his arms, and then Derek rolled his eyes. He knew his friend was going to tell some anecdote "They say that Bowie spent his days in Berlin, in a tough rehabilitation for cocaine, when he peered from his window and then he saw two lovers having a meeting in the Berlin Wall"
"Thanks for the information. Could not have survived without knowing it"
"You're welcome, Morgan" Spencer replied, with a smirk on his face.
Will, patient man, just grinned slightly. Aaron did not believe that he had never met a man as responsible as Will LaMontagne. Actually, they both had a lot in common.
"Are you going to hire a stripper?" Derek said with a grin, looking straight at Aaron. He was convinced that his friend knew that no scantily clad woman could to intrude into his party. That idiot just wanted to tease him. "Come on, you'll be years and years and years, sleeping next to the same woman"
"I know," Aaron replied, still smiling, "And I love that idea.I am a complete man, I do not need another woman for the rest of my life"
"You do not know what you say ..." Dave joked, grinning. "You need the opinion of a married man, what do you say, LaMontagne?"
Will not take even two seconds to reply, "You're not going to regret it" he said honestly "Marrying Jenni was the best decision of my life. I would never change one of her kisses for thousands of orgasms with another woman"
"Come on, you can not be so corny, guys!" Derek said with mock exasperation, raising his hands "Brainwashing!"
Spencer approached him, really interested in that brainwashing thing "Why do you say that? Do you really think women can manipulate the male brain? Because this proved that a woman can-"
"It's ok, kid" Dave said, rolling his eyes "I think it's a way of saying that our girlfriends always get what they want"
"But that has nothing to do with marriage" Spencer reasoned, frowning. "Garcia does what she wants with Morgan, and they are not married"
Everyone laughed at the occurrence of Spencer. Well, all but one.
"What the hell does that mean?" Derek almost shouted, approaching Spencer, as he turned away from his friend "Are you calling me wimp or something?"
"N-no, just ... I wanted to say"
"Leave it" Derek muttered, turning to look ahead "Anyway, you're just a pair of subs"
"We at least have sex in return" Will said with a smile, before tapping Derek's shoulder "Come on, Morgan, not get pissed. I was just kidding"
"Yeah, sure" he said, smiling crookedly, "Who told you that I do not get anything in return?"
"No way" Will said chuckling "Such a boaster"
"Do I have to remember you the fraternity rules?"
"Hotch, man, you're not the best person to teach me a lesson about those damn rules" Derek replied grinning "You fucked a subordinate"
"Oh, come on now! Is it necessary to use that word?" Spencer said blushing.
"What's wrong with the word fuck?"
"I don't like that word"
"Everybody fucks" Derek said shrugging, "I fuck, you fuck, he fuck, we fu-"
"What's that smoke?" Spencer interrupted, suddenly feeling relieved to end that stupid discussion. But then he reminded himself: the engine never release smoke. Everyone looked at each other, fearing the worst.
Aaron looked at the grayish smoke "I knew this was not going to do well"
"Holy Madonna" Dave whispered, his eyes wandering by that sort of abandoned road "Where the hell are we?"
For some reason, everyone looked at Spencer. He opened his mouth in surprise, and crossed his arms. "I look like Wikipedia?"
"More or less" Dave replied, giving a soft knock on his arm
"We were not following the directions of the GPS?" Aaron broke into the conversation "See the address"
"It does not work. This damn thing is useless" Derek growled, pulling the GPS away from his support "This fucking sucks, man"
"No, no, Morgan, be quiet" Will shouted, trying to retrieve the GPS "If you finish breaking it, we never know where we are"
Will recovered the device, but the GPS fell to the ground and broke into pieces. "Oh, shit ... Look what you did, you little fool!"
"You dropped it, Will" Derek said, raising his hands "not my fault"
Dave shook his head and pulled his phone from his pocket. "I'll call a tow truck"
"What a day" Aaron said, glancing deadly at his friends "I told you that it was not good idea to go on these roads. I told you that have dinner at home. I told you so"
"Hi, I'm David Rossi. Okay, my friend's car has been standing in the middle of nowhere. No, I do not know where we are. Okay, okay. Thanks"
Everyone looked at Dave, expecting a solution. He returned to save his phone and sighed "We need a concrete direction"
"If Mr. Morgan stop arguing with the objects that surround him" Will said with annoyance, glancing at Derek.
"Never" the other answered, "How the fuck are we getting out of here?"
Aaron sighed heavily and got out from the car. "Come here, guys. There is a service area of about twenty minutes from here"
"What?" Derek said as he stood in the back of the car "Are we going to push this thing for twenty minutes?"
"Maybe twenty-five"
"Push hard, sir biceps" Will said with a smile, as he began to push the car "Show your strength"
"We can be heroes just for one day" Derek hummed loudly, ignoring the sarcastic comment of Will "I will be king and you, you will be queen"
Will frowned, and stopped pushing for a second, listening to the loud laughter of Derek. "What did you mean by that?"
"It's nothing" he said, still laughing
"Morgan, you're seriously fucking Penelope?" Will asked, continuing to push the damn car. "Because she is still Lynch's girlfriend"
"I didn't say 'sex' " Derek remarked, with a smile "Although she is really such a hot babe, I could fuck her if it was not my best friend"
"And what if she is your best friend?" Will asked, truly lost "Is there some kind of code or something?"
Derek started laughing firmly and shook his head "Will, man, you're a fucking pervert"
"What's back there?" Dave shouted, pulling his head out the car window "are you talking about sex?"
"Nobody is talking about sex" Derek answered firmly ", Put your head inside the car"
Aaron sighed strong, with a gesture of exasperation on his face, "Can we stop talking nonsense and push the fucking car? It's getting dark"
