Shinigami at Hogwarts – Chaos ensues
Chapter 3 – Demon cat's class from hell
Gemini24: it's okay everyone is entitled to their opinion originally instead of Yoruichi I was going to use Matsumoto but I realized I couldn't find an appropriate teaching position for her… and she is kinda dumb. As to your Yaoi pairing I have nothing against it and will take it into consideration though it will be my first ever attempt at writing such a pairing. My first ever Yaoi as well but I will give my best. Besides any pairing in this story will be more for comic relief than anything else since this is rated as K+ but please any suggestion or your opinion on my writing is appreciated!
Dawn broke bright and early the next day. It was bright with a clear blue sky and not to cold or hot it was just perfect until… the magical generated alarm clock woke up the 4th year guys at 4:30 am that morning so that they would be ready to meet Professor Shihoin for her class down at the Quidditch pitch. This bright and beautiful day was met by a chorus of groans and curses from sleep deprived teenagers.
"What the hell is wrong with this people" slurred Ron from the floor next to his bed the clock had startled him so he toppled off of the bed. Though since he had face-planted the floor it sounded more like "was herl srong vith p…pol," all of the usual dorm mates where struggling to rise and get ready but Ichigo and Renji their new dorm mates were already up and ready in the new school issued clothes waiting impatiently for the others to get ready.
Harry was busy looking for a missing sock inside his trunk though he was the most ready of the bunch considering he wasn't even properly dressed. Neville was still knocked out cold and Dean and Seamus were donning each other's clothes since they weren't paying attention.
Meanwhile in the girl's dormitory thing weren't looking much better, much orderly certainly since girls in the Gryffindor dorm didn't appreciate the need to live in a chicken coop like the guys but in terms of how awake they were they didn't look much different from the zombified guys.
Finally all of them were ready with their new uniforms and walking on their way to the Quidditch pitch. The guy uniforms consisted of a white t-shirt a red outline and the Hogwarts crest in the left breast. And some black shorts with a white pairs of ankle length sock and white trainers.
The girls' uniform was the same except that the short was shorter and their shirt tighter hugging their curves. (AN: think the typical Japanese uniforms for any anime). The guys had to do a double take when they first saw them, even Ichigo and Renji weren't excluded from that reaction though it certainly wasn't new to them it still affected them.
When they finally reached the Quidditch pitch they were greeted with an incredible sight, Professor Snape dressed in a black t-shirt with black track pants and trainers, though everything was black it was how casual the attire was that left the students gaping and his hair was also tied back revealing a small silver hoop going through the top part of his left ear. Somehow through their narrow minds the students thought he would still be in his billowing black robes even to teach such a physical class. He had two white bandages wrapped around his forearms and his shirt didn't hide any well-defined muscle that he appeared to have hidden underneath said billowing robes. The female students couldn't help but gulp a little when they saw him
The guys didn't fare much better when they saw Yourichi. She had one black leggings with cream warmers and some kind of black slippers on her feet. She also had on a black skin tight top that left her back bare and accentuated her already great figure, and a wide white belt around her middle. She had more cream warmers in her arms that also had some black straps loosely wrapped around them. She also sported a long cream scarf wrapped around her neck and her long purple hair was tied back with a red silk ribbon. There were some definitely audible gulps at that time.
Snape scoffed and rolled his eyes at their reactions.
"What's the matter Sevie… jealous they can ogle and you cant?" came a sly whisper from his ear as well as the feeling of a body way to close to his own.
While this was happening the student body paled when they heard the named that Professor Shihoin had coined for Snape they thought for sure that she would be incinerated on the spot. And Professor Snape's reaction baffled them even more when he sent a barb back to her.
"I don't think so Demon Cat… why? Should I even be nervous that there is competition?" he said this while he moved behind her in the blink of an eye but he didn't embrace her. While Yourichi sputtered Professor Snape proceeded to bark out orders to the dumbfounded students.
"What are all you idiots staring at? Did somebody force-feed you a befuddlement draught? If not then I suggest closing your gaping maws before you swallow something unpleasant and run five laps around the Quidditch pitch. RIGHT NOW!"
While all the students jumped to attention and proceeded to o as ordered Yoruichi walked up beside him and said, "enjoying yourself Byakuya? That was some nice piece of semi-shunpo almost caught me by surprise that one"
"You won't be able to keep your title much longer Shunshin Yoruichi… I have grown much faster even I didn't stop practicing while in my horrible existence in this human world. I can match my speed of two years ago while still inside my gigai now… so as I said you won't keep your title much longer. Besides I want my hair ribbon back" he answered back calmly.
"Say while they are out sweating there what do you say we spar some? For old times sake, barehanded only no tricks, swords, kido or magic just our strength?" she asked him. "Besides I don't think with the exception of our lot that the students will be up to continuing after their laps are done." She continued.
"Hmmm alright though I will still make them continue at least a little after their laps, after all their physical condition is just deplorable only the Quidditch players are slightly better and even that is dismal."
That said they both proceeded to engage into a Hakuda match, a match relaying only in their hand-to-hand prowess. They dodged and parried and attacked each other but no extra abilities were used, not even Shunpo though they were moving right on the edge of it, meaning considerably faster than normal. They even did some attacks after jumping creating some rather awe inspiring attacks and acrobatics in mid-air.
The students where half-way through their third lap when they finally noticed the fighting professors and stopped to watch, once again with their jaws hanging on the floor.
"Don't look now Byakuya-bo, but I think we have garnered an audience" Yoruichi whispered in his ear while she was closing up on him he parried and kicked back.
This she didn't manage to block and she flew backward from a kick to her chest.
"That I have noticed… will you yield this duel to me?" he answered back
Yoruichi scowled and leaping back up she kicked him hard in the chest as well sending him flying back almost to the students that had unknowingly formed a circle around the both of them. "I yield but now we're even" she said grinning.
Professor Snape scowled as well and muttered some very rude things under his breath that should never be heard by other students.
Yoruichi laughed and then said, "Okay people you enjoyed the show bet you didn't know your dear Professor could do that but now it is time to work give some 20 push-ups and then 10 sit-ups repeat 3 times. After that is done the boys will leave with Sevie here and the girls will stay with me as of today you will learn the basics of sparring in hand-to-hand combat like the Sevie here just did with me"
Harry and Ron were completely dead on their feet by the time the class or more like torture session was over. After the brief warm-up as Professor Shihoin called it and they left to one end of the field with Professor Snape they found out just how much of a taskmaster he could really be. Every student was practically on the point of collapse except the Japanese students, who were used to similar training. When they got paired up to begin a basic mock fight the highlight of the day was when the Professor paired up Ichigo and guy wearing glasses that was sorted in Ravenclaw called Ishida Uryuu. His eyes gleamed suspiciously behind the glasses and Ichigo gulped and blushed a little. Clearly there was some sort of inside joke in there. And though Ichigo won the battle Ishida put up a good fight and he had Ichigo pinned to the ground a number of times all of which Ichigo blushed and struggled to free himself.
"Merlin Harry this is hell and we have to go through this every Saturday!" exclaimed Ron they had just finished showering and were on their way to finally eat breakfast.
"The good part is that Professor Shihoin seems funny, has a great body and can kick the shit out of Snape while mocking him and not get killed"
"I don't know Ron she seems to be and even harsher taskmaster going by the girls appearances, though I don't deny the body or her happy personality and to her fight with Snape it seems to me he actually won, either way they were pretty evenly matched." Harry said he was simultaneously piling his plate with food
" I mean did you see how fast they moved or the power of those kicks and punches! Or those jumps and flips they were like ninjas I tell you. No wonder we never hear the greasy git coming until he looms over you!" he continued "but I guess this year will be as normal as it can ever be"
meanwhile Ichigo was still shuddering slightly over the feelings that Ishida had mentally stripped him in class that morning when he eyed him and why the hell had he blushed… I mean seriously.
In the distance of the Ravenclaw table a pair of glasses gleamed.
Thank you every body for the reviews and the followings I appreciated it this story is actually quite challenging since not only am I mixing to worlds but my attempts at humor and slightly obvious innuendos make it harder. being only the second story I have written ups the challenge further.
Please Read and Review tell me what you think and any plot suggestions or something you want to see please tell me I need ideas and I will see what I can implement. Keep in mind this story will focus mainly on the Bleach characters or at least that is my ultimate goal. I don't know how long it will be really but it will be finished I will never abandon a story long hiatus though not now obviously are possible but never abandoned.
Thank you again people hope to hear from you soon! (hint hint)
