-I'm sorry for not updating in... well ever, and I'm sorry if you have been looking forward to a new chapter, it's just that I didn't think anyone liked it so it got, unmotivating. But, since tomorrow is kinda a big day for me I was in the mood to write tonight and ta-da here we go, the next chapter of whatever this is, really this is one weird story but enjoy all the same XD

As I looked around I felt a familiar hand on my shoulder, the hand then tightened its grip on me and swung me around to face the person it belonged to.

As the familiar dark eyes I had grown up with stared down at me with worry I was filled with relief.

Here was Sasuke giving me one of his 'check ups' he did this whenever I hurt myself and he wouldn't leave me alone until he was satisfied that I was alright.

With a small smile Sasuke patted my shoulder and whispered "Seems you're all in one piece" he gave my head another look and asked "Naruto, do you feel dizzy?" I shook my head and instantly regretted it, my head began to swirl and everything became distant and out of focus.

Sasuke sighed and manoeuvred his arm so that it was wrapped around my waist and I instantly felt myself regain my balance. Sasuke laughed a little more to himself than at me then said "Looks like I won't have to sneak in tonight after all"

I looked at him blankly, what the hell was he talking about? Then as if Sasuke had gained the ability to read minds... or perhaps it was because my face gave away my confusion he added "Well, with you in this condition I can't leave you alone, it'd be irresponsible, so I guess instead of sneaking into your apartment like I totally hadn't planned to do, I get to stay with you tonight anyway"

I felt myself pout as I retorted "You really are a pervert you know Sasuke"

Sasuke just smiled and replied happily "If that's the case when we get to your house you won't be surprised if I gave you a more thorough check up"

I sighed while raising my hand to my forehead, slowly shaking my head while murmuring "Words cannot express... cheesiness of that line"

Sasuke laughed and replied simply "You know you love it"

I rolled my eyes and smiled, I looked at him and raised a hand to his cheek while gently whispering "Yeah... I love it as much as I love..." I paused to inhale, then as I withdrew my hand and slapped him across his cheek I yelled out at the top of my lungs "YOU CALLING ME BAKA!"

Sasuke was shocked for a moment then he poked his tongue out at me. He patted my head softly and with a gentle smile he whispered directly into my ear "Baka"

I pouted... I guess I had that one coming to me. Sasuke laughed and began to walk down the road and I followed just like I've always done, I guess I could be described as a puppy following its owner. Sasuke kept on walking without so much as muttering a single word until we reached my apartment building.

We entered the front room and made our way down the worn out hallway to the elevator. I swear, Sasuke was acting like he owned the place as he strode over to the elevator's buttons. He quickly pressed the 'up button' and we waited silently for the elevator to arrive.

As we waited I began to hear a low hum, I wondered briefly to myself 'I really did screw my head up, I'm beginning to hear crap' however my silent worries were put at ease when I saw Sasuke humming one of our favourite songs.

It was a song called 'Last Resort' by Papa Roach, we liked to make silly parody's of it and I felt myself begin to sing under my breath my favourite version that we had come up with so far.

"Cut my pizza into pieces, this is my plastic fork, Suffocating... no breathing, don't give a f*ck if it's carbs I'm eating"

I heard Sasuke chuckle as his humming began to get louder. I rose my voice to match his tone and by the time we reached my room we were both shouting the words out from the top of our lungs.

"CUT MY PIZZA INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK, SUFFOCATING, NO BREATHING, DON'T GIVE A F*CK IF IT'S CARBS I'M EATING!"

A man who happened to be walking down the corridor towards us shook his head in disapproval in an attempt to hide his amusement. It's funny how grown-ups never really show anyone how they really feel, in my opinion if something is funny you better laugh at it.

As we entered my apartment we were both laughing our heads off, it had been a few months since we last sung that loudly. Either because we had forgotten or maybe... possibly... slightly... kind of because of the fact that the neighbours had threatened to murder us if we so much as muttered a single word of that song was ever again.

Sasuke smiled at me after recovering from his little laughter attack, he leant against the wall and said while placing both of his hands into his pockets "Seriously dude, I think we should start a band, it would be called 'Sasuke and The Baka', what do you think?"

I felt my face slowly contort into a pout as I replied bitterly "Over my dead body"

This only made Sasuke laugh more when he replied "Fine with me, I'll just rename it to 'Sasuke and The Dead Baka', it really doesn't bother me either way"

I dramatically raised my hand to my forehead and whined "So you wouldn't care if I was dead? As long as you have that band you would be fine? What sort of friend are you?"

Sasuke snickered and as he began to take off his shoes he blandly retorted "I'm the kind of friend that only ever comes around once in a life-time... a special type of friend that is so rare there is only one way to describe them"

I rolled my eyes, getting ready for another one of his little speeches.

Sasuke turned to me with pride filling his eyes. He outstretched his arm towards me while dramatically exclaiming at the top of his lungs "I AM THE PERVERTED FRIEND! I am the only friend you will ever have to make sure you are nice and molested in the mornings, it is because of me that you will never have to make a remark that isn't somewhat dirty" he paused briefly before adding more quietly "I am that special type of friend who will put in the effort in to watch you while you sleep after having broken into your house in the middle of the night and because of me you awake to find clothes in your pantry and perhaps other surprises sprinkled throughout this minefield you call your house"

I had to silence the growing laughter I felt forming inside me, this was all being said way too seriously, I mean the guy didn't even have a smirk covering that girly face of his. He was looking me dead in the eye while advertising his pevertedness to the world.

Sasuke stopped his rant and inhaled, after a brief moment of catching his breath I felt myself ask "Making sure I'm nice and molested in the mornings? Now I'm not so keen on having you in my house, and for some reason that makes me regret ever giving you a key to this room"

Sasuke smiled at me while replying half-heartedly "Shaddup, you know you love me"

I poked my tongue out at him and retorted "Bitch please, you know you're not my type"

Sasuke looked somewhat disheartened by that statement but before I could even register the look of disappointment on his face he said something that kinda took me by surprise.

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