Chapter 3: You're Not Feeeeeerb! Part 1
Ok, so this chapter has been trapped inside my head ever since I thought of this story. It will be one of the reasons this is rated K plus- it's sad, but everything turns out ok.
In the next chapter. MWAHAHA! Anyway, congrats to Tanmac for getting the first and second quiz right. And he was the first one to do so. Thanks Tanmac! PxIforever101 also got both right.
So let's do Chapter 3. Woot!
Jessie's POV
The next morning, Mrs. Flynn told us we were going to the the London Eye, a Ferris Wheel. Candace, Phineas, Ferb and Stacy had already seen it. Typical. As we got in the car, we somehow ended up in a different formation. Marly still sat with mom and dad, and Candace and Stacy still sat together, but I ended up with Buford and Baljeet (in between), and Isabella and Emily took their seats with Phineas and Ferb. I frowned at this. Why didn't you tell me about the London Eye? I asked Ferb, trying to avoid conversation with Buford. No answer. …Ferb? I asked you a question. He didn't reply. Hey Ferb, why didn't you tell me about the London Eye? I asked. I noticed Buford was watching me. I glared at him. No response from Ferb. I turned around and saw him talking…
To Emily. Ugh… Ferb, listen! I want an answer! I yelled. No response. FERB! I saw him grab his head in pain. I snickered. Jessica! I cringed at my full name. I asked you a question. I replied, calmly. He glared at me. I'm busy right now, came his frustrated response. I frowned. But I'm stuck with Buford! I whined. He didn't reply. I sighed and curled up, upset.
Ferb's POV
As I "dealt" with Jessie, I realized that Emily was watching me. "What are you doing?" she asked, curiously. "Talking…with Jessie…" I said, embarrassed. She was confused. "I didn't hear anything," she said, looking ahead to see Jessie. "Erm, well, we can…communicate with our minds," I explained. A shocked came across her face, but it quickly faded into a smile. "Like on TV shows?" she asked. "Not…exactly," I said. She looked confused again. "Then…then what?" she said. "We're, well…aliens," I said, embarrassed. She squinted her eyes and leaned in. "What? You were mumbling," she said. "We're…aliens," I said, a little louder. She looked at me, half angrily. "Speak up," she said. "I'm half-alien, ok?" I yelled. Emily looked shocked- probably because I'm an alien and I just yelled at her. "Sorry Emily," I said. "It's ok," she said, turning away and looking out the window. I felt awful.
Phineas' POV
I jumped after hearing Ferb yell at Emily next to me and Isabella. Ferb doesn't yell. And he's been talkative recently. Too talkative. Something's up. Cause you're not Feeeeeerb, and I'm distuuuuuuuuuuuurbed! Cause you're not Ferb! Ok I'm done. After a long (and I mean long) day at the London Eye, we finally got back to our hotel. Everyone was exhausted, except me. I just could sleep. "Hey Ferb," I said. A growl came in reply. So he's awake. "Are you ok?" I asked cautiously. Another growl. "Alright, what's wrong with you?" I yelled. Whoa, I've never been that mad since Candace wouldn't get on the trike. "I'm…just tired, ok?" he replied. No, not ok. You are not just tired. But…tired might be adding frustration tonight- I'll wait till tomorrow.
Ferb's POV
I didn't want to shoo Phineas away like that, but I was still a little grumpy from the Emily thing. The next morning Phineas bothered me again. "Ferb, are you feeling ok?" he asked, curiously. I grumbled at the fact that he even knew I was awake. Opening my eyes, I noticed everyone else was asleep- except Jessie, she was missing. Noticing the door was locked, I decided she was getting ready in the bathroom. I growled and replied to Phineas. "Yeah, I'm fine," I replied. No you aren't, I scolded myself for lying. "Are you sure? I heard you yell at Emily yesterday," Phineas said, a little sympathetically. I sighed. No fooling Phineas Flynn. "I don't feel like it, Phineas," I said. "Are you sure?" he asked. That was the straw that broke the camel's back. Against my will, I felt myself punch Phineas' mattress, launching him into midair.
Isabella's POV
I woke up to the sound of Ferb growling. Looking over at the boy's side of the room, I watched Ferb's fist hit Phineas' bed, Phineas' nose hit Marly's bed and Marly's face hit the ceiling. Ouch. "Sorry Marly," Phineas apologized to the no-longer asleep Marly. Ferb grabbed Phineas by the collar and flung him to the ground. Uh oh. As Phineas and Ferb rolled across the floor, fighting, I woke up Emily. "Emily, I think we should move to the other side of the room," I told her. She drowsily looked up. Seeing, Ferb and Phineas rolling towards her bed, she jerked up and we hopped from her bed to my bed to the floor to Ferb's bed. Marly climbed down and joined us. As Phineas and Ferb fought, I kept checking to see if we had awoken anyone. As I came back once, I saw Ferb grab Phineas by the shirt again and start to fling him. Emily, Marly and I hopped up and grabbed the two, stopping anymore violence. While Marly checked to see if anyone was badly hurt, Emily and I helped Phineas and Ferb up. Ferb pushed Emily aside, and she fell onto her bed. Afraid for my life, I joined her. Marly followed. Ferb rose his fist and we expected him to punch (Phineas cowered a little), but he put it down and simply glared. "I hate you," he mumbled. We gasped. Phineas froze. "W-what?" he said. "I hate you," he repeated. I saw a tear drop out of Phineas' eye. He sniffled, then ran out the door. Emily, Marly and I stared at the still angry Ferb. Suddenly the bathroom door burst open. "Hi guys!" Jessie said cheerfully. We all looked at her. Awkward. "…My timing's not very great, is it?" she said, blushing.
Emily, Marly and I turned our attention back to Ferb. Sensing the awkwardness of the situation, Jessie went back into the bathroom. Marly stood up and walked to Ferb. "How…how dare you…" he said, sniffling. "Phineas is your brother," he said before leaving, obviously to find Phineas. Emily stepped up to Ferb too. But instead of speaking, she rose her hand and slapped him. Hard. I actually saw a red mark left from the slap. Emily then followed Marly. I stood up and looked at Ferb. I couldn't believe that he would do that. I saw his expression soften. "I'm sorry, Isa-" he started. I silenced him with my hand and ran after Emily and Marly.
Like I said, it will all turn out right in the next chapter.
Or will it? MWAHAHAHAHA! I IS EVILNESS!
Anywho, FAAAAN QUIZ !
This chapter is named "You're Not Feeeeeerb!", which is a song from the series. What episode does this song appear in, and what is it's name?
Hint: It has Candace collecting evidence.
