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"M-murder…?" Chihiro squeaked. She was clearly on the verge of crying. Taka rushed over to comfort her while maintaining a look of shock.

"H-how dare you… Why would a headmaster like you allow murder?!" Taka asked loudly, but clearly not actually knowing.

"Well, I'm not exactly your normal headmaster, now am I…? Not every headmaster is as adorable as I am!" Monokuma said cheerfully as he did a twirl that was, admittedly, cute... but that's not what most people were thinking about at the moment.

"Hm…. I'm starting to think this isn't a joke..." Hiro said, whilst thinking very hard.

Junko went over and slapped him.

"HEY! What did I do?!"

"Be stupid as shit, that's what." Leon said, chuckling.

Aoi rolled her eyes. "Of all the times to do that, this is probably the worst time out there."

Words of agreement came from just about everyone.

"Oh, but how you do it doesn't matter! You can crush, shoot, drown, torture, whatever! There's a murder style for everyone, even for innocent little Sayaka over there!" Monokuma said, happy as an animatronic bear could possibly be.

"B-but… I would n-never murder…! Nobody h-here would!" Sayaka said, clearly terrified for her life.

"Y-yeah!" Makoto said.

"Somebody will. Look at the uncertainty in everyone's eyes. They know they want to get out. Nothing is for sure." Byakuya said, making everyone reflect on if someone in the room would murder.

"Waaaaa! Waluigi know that some people here want to murder heem! Waluigi know that they won't though! Nat if Waluigi have anything to say about it!"

Hifumi chuckled a bit, prompting Celes to smack him in the face.

"...Sorry, master Celes..."

"W-wait, when d-did H-hifumi start c-calling her m-master? T-that's just wrong..." Toko said, face paler than normal.

"Man, the tension in here is think enough to cut with a 10000 degree flaming knife! I love it!" Monokuma said, joyously.

"D-did he just say an outdated meme…? Who is this guy…?" Hifumi commented, sadder than when he got smacked by Celes.

"Hifumi, I suggest you be quiet before I hit you again." Celes said, overly sweet.

"Yes, master."

"You know… You guys are the hope of the world… and seeing that hope murdered creates pure despair..." Monokuma said, ignoring the fact that nobody reacted to his dank meme.

"Which is exactly why we shouldn't do it!" Sakura yelled. Others joined her in similar comments.

"Y-yeah! How could you even ask us to kill each other?!" Chihiro screamed, to make sure everyone heard her.

"This is bullshit! I'm not gonna fucking kill anyone!" Mondo yelled.

Mondo, at this point, was boiling with rage. He moved up from where he was standing up to face Monokuma.

"Listen up bitch. What kind of joke is this?! This shit was never funny. Let us go, or I'll kill you!"

Monokuma laughed a bit. "Wait, a joke? Like your hair?"

Oh shit.

"Waaaaa! Waluigi agree with the bear! Waluigi is having too much fun! Wahahaha!" Waluigi fell off the folding chair, but it didn't help with the tension, as Monokuma said, that's think enough to cut with a 10000 degree flaming knife.

"FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!" Mondo screamed loudly, understandably so, while he took Monokuma and started strangling him, making his plush body start to sqeak.

"V-violence against t-the headmaster i-is against the….s-school rules…!" Monokuma yelled, as he was choked.

All of the sudden, there was a faint beeping.

Beep…..beep….beep….beep…

"W-what the…?" Makoto exclaimed.

Beep..beep..beep..beep..beep…

"Mondo, get rid of it!" Kyoko yelled.

"H-huh?!"

beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep…

"Mondo, throw it!" Kyoko yelled, much louder this time.

Mondo, not bothering any more time to hang on to it, threw it as hard as he could… right up at the ceiling.

"Ah! It's gonna explode!" Hiro screamed, late to the party.

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEE

Monokuma exploded right at the top of the gym, on the ceiling. Immediately, drops of water began leaking into the gym. The students, however, shocked, ignored this and looked straight at a pale white Mondo.

"H-holy s-shit…. Thank you… you saved my life…"

Kyoko maintained an unreadable look on her face. "It was no problem. Just don't do it again."

"Fuck, I'm not chancing that shit again..."

"Yes, next time you shouldn't even think about harming the school headmaster again!" Taka excliamed, clearly not caring about Mondo's safety. "Just look at the water damage you caused!" he pointed to the ceiling, where drops were still falling.

"N-now isn't really the time, Taka..." Makoto commented.

"W-wait..." Chihiro began to say. "This means that the teddy bear is dead, r-right?"

"I've told you a million times, I'm not a teddy bear! I'm Monokuma!"

What.

"Aah! He rises from the dead to avenge the one who killed him!" Hiro screamed, pointing to the monochrome bear thought to be destroyed.

He looked exactly the same but he had a roll of… duct tape in his paw…?

"This is for the water damage, punk!" Monokuma said, throwing it at Mondo, going right through his corn hair like it was a horseshoe or something of the sort.

"H-how…?" Asked Sayaka, in shock.

"Waaaah! There's another!" Leon yelped.

"Y-you…. You just tried to kill me, you bitch!" Mondo yelled.

"Well, of course I did! You just violated one of the school rules! I had no other choice." Monokuma said, crossly.

'T-that was u-unnecessary, though…." Toko commented, bringing up a good point.

"Waluigi would have done the same! That loser called me an eggplant!" Waluigi said, finally getting the attempted roast from a chapter ago.

"I'm not shocked at all you said that." Junko said, as she rolled her eyes.

"This time, I'll let you off with a warning, but I'm not joking when I say you need to follow my rules." He made a gun with his paw...fingers? And pointed it at Mondo.

"I'm assuming that's what the giant guns in the Main Hall were for…?" Byakuya asked.

"Correct, Byakuya Togami! Would you like a gold star?" Monokuma said, laughing afterwards.

"Man, you laugh at your jokes way too much…" Aoi said.

"Why, is that a bad thing?"

"Yes. Unless you are trying to show us how to have a bad sense of humor, you aren't teaching us anything useful with that." Celes said, not caring about what just happened with Mondo.

"Man, what a mood killer..." Hiro commented, trailing off at the end.

"Tell me about it!" Monokuma said, wiping away a fake tear.

There was an awkward silence for a moment.

"Waluigi think that you're lousy." He said, pointing a gloved finger at Monokuma.

"Wow…! When I took this job, I knew high-schoolers were a tough crowd to please, but this is just terrible… I feel simply hurt! Hurt and betrayed…."

"Waluigi not in High School though. That was 8 years of Waluigi's life that Waluigi's never getting back." He said, shaking his head.

"Wait a minute, 8? God, you are really stupid… I'd be shocked if you knew what 2 plus 2 was..." Junko said, afterwards face-palming.

"Hm… does this mean that there are Monokumas all over the school?" Sakura asked, ignoring Waluigi like one should.

"Yep. there's at least one for every room in the school!" Monokuma replied, excited.

"So…. Does that mean that the Monokuma who gave us the announcement while we were in the Main Hall is the same one as you?" Aoi asked.

"Nope! That one was different, sadly, unlike a snowflake, I'm not completely unique..."

"A-actually, t-that expression isn't t-true at all..." Toko corrected, trailing off at the end.

Ignoring Toko, Monokuma moved on. "Well, because of your entry to the school, I'd like to give something to all of you..."

"W-we don't want your g-gifts!" Sayaka said, still scared half to death.

Monokuma held up a device about the size of a credit card. "This… is you e-Handbook, to traverse through the school and to look at cool statistics and things, for you nerds, of course," He said, looking at Chihiro.

"A-am I a...nerd…? W-well, I'm sorry..." She said, tears in her eyes.

"You're no nerd, Chihiro! Our headmaster just let that… slip… right? You didn't mean it, right?"

"Waaaaa! Brows here really is oblivious, Waluigi wonders what lies from me he would believe! Wahahaha!"

"I have a feeling that you're gonna murder someone..." Hiro said, shaking his head.

"D-don't say that, Hiro..." Makoto commented.

"Anyways..." Monokuma started again, holding back up the e-Handbook. "This is essential for your life here. It will display your name when you turn it on, so make sure you have the correct one!"

"Hm… what about Waluigi?" Hifumi asked.

"Ah, yes, well… Uh, I'll figure it out! Maybe I'll have to make it myself...sigh." Monokuma said, whispering the last part to himself, glumly.

"Waluigi wishes he weren't here..." Waluigi said, fake sniffing and crying.

"You and me both..." Leon said.

Monokuma rolled his eyes. "This e-Handbook is also water-proof, as well as fire proof, it can withstand 10 tons, and most importantly, it has all the school rules, so if you don't want to accidentally break a rule and get punished, read this!"

Mondo sighed. He had caused the waning, after all.

"Well…. I think that that will close the Entrance Ceremony! Please enjoy your despair filled school life, and toodles!" Monokuma went back behind the podium and disappeared.

"...Where did he go?" Aoi asked to nobody in particular, as she looked behind the podium only to find floor and podium.

"Ah! He was a ghost all along! I knew it!" Hiro screamed.

"G-give it a break for once..." Toko said, sharpness in her voice.

"B-but… I don't get it! We're here… forever!" Sayaka exclaimed.

"Everyone, just calm down." Kyoko said.

"Yeah, we should listen to her! She saved my life, after all!" Mondo said, surprisingly positive for him.

"Wa… Waluigi get you next time…!" He vowed to Mondo.

"Are….Are you going to t-try to kill him?!" Hifumi asked dramatically to Waluigi.

"No…. But Waluigi pull the best pranks! Wahahahaha!"

"Oof, I bet… please don't prank me, ok?" Chihiro asked that question, eyes watery, probably from the ceremony.

"No worries, Chihiro. Waluigi only pranks those who deserve eet! So stay out of his way! Wahahaha!"

"If we want to get out of here alive, we need to kill somebody, correct?" Celes asked to Kyoko, ignoring everything Waluigi related, as she often does.

"Yep. Or we live a "communal" life together." Byakuya said, answering for Kyoko.

"Well first we need to make one thing clear..." Sakura started. "Nobody here is considering killing anyone, right?"

To that, there was no answer. Everyone looked around the room at one another, looking in each others eyes. There was hostility in the air. A fight could've broken out at any moment. The thoughts of having to kill someone to leave… It was bringing out the worst in everyone else.

"Waluigi already know about himself, but look around you- everyone wants to kill each other! Waluigi doesn't like this! Waluigi wants to go home!" Waluigi started crying, maybe real or fake.

"Me too…." Chihiro started crying too.

"Guy, guys, let's not get too upset at one another… We can't buy into Monokuma's words… We need to find a way out of here!" Makoto exclaimed, trying to get everyone on his side.

"Yes, are we just going to stand around glaring at each other? Or crying?" Kyoko said, breaking the tension in the room.

"R-right… She's right…!" Taka said. Even Monokuma's words had taken a toll on him, which was hard to do, knowing him. "Sometimes, even if you're afraid, you need to step up!" He exclaimed, hoping to lift everyone's spirits.

"My question is… what is the mission to do here…?" Hifumi asked.

"Look for a way out, without a doubt!" Leon answered, confident.

"I think we should look at the e-Handbook, first and foremost."Makoto said, hoping to help everyone out.

"Yes, the school regulations are the most important thing to look at." Kyoko agreed.

"Bah! Waluigi never follows the rules! That's for goody two shoes losers, like Taka over there!" Waluigi said, pointing straight at Taka.

"...Do you want to get yourself killed?" Byakuya asked to Waluigi.

"Wa… I guess you bring up a good point..."

"L-let's check the school rules..." Chihiro said.

Everyone took a look at the school rules in their e-Handbooks. Waluigi, without one, decided to peer over and look at Sakura's… without her permission of course.

"Hey! What are you doing…?"

"Wa?! Ooh, can I look at the rules? I need to. Pretty please? I'll give you a million bucks!" Waluigi said, hopeful.

"While I know that last statement was false, I'll let you look anyway." Sakura replied, not really caring.

After looking at all the rules, a few things had to be addressed.

"These rules are bullshit! Who are they to control me?!" Mondo said loudly.

"You may explore how you want wherever, then. Personally, I would love to see what happens if somebody breaks the rules." Celes said, not helping with the stormy mood of the room.

"That's true. I've made a lot of promises in my life, and I never don't fulfill my promises. I can't die quite yet, in that case." Mondo said, realizing how stupid it was to say what he just said.

"So… y-you will follow regulations?" Chihiro asked, hopeful.

"Oh….yeah, I guess..."

"Um… I have a question…." Sayaka said, hoping someone would listen.

"Shoot! But not me. Wahahahaah!" Waluigi joked, not knowing when it is and isn't ok to make those jokes.

"Well…. For rule 6, what do you think it means…?"

"It says that if you kill somebody, you can't have anybody figure out that it was you." Byakuya said.

"B-but w-why…?" Toko asked, shocked.

"I'd just worry about following the rules as they have been given to us. Nothing more, nothing less." Byakuya said, wanting this discussion to be over.

"Well, I say we shouldn't worry about that murdering stuff for now. Let's explore the school!" Aoi said, excited.

"True. We need to do that." Taka said, agreeing.

"Waluigi is craving one of his garlic eggplant sandwiches. With extra horseradish, of course!"

"Oh, god. That sounds terrible. How could you eat that…?" Junko asked, disgusted.

"Actually, I think it sounds pretty good!" Hiro said, beaming.

Silence.

"...What?"

"I'll be going alone in exploring the school." Byakuya said.

"What? Why would you do that?" Sayaka asked.

"Think about it. Someone may already be thinking of murdering somebody. Would you rather just be alone with a possible murderer?" Byakuya said sharply.

"W-wait… b-but..." Sayaka started.

"No. You know very well it's possible. That's why you all reacted the way you did when we first got out of the ceremony, correct?" Byakuya was getting annoyed.

"Hold on. I'm not going to let you run off and go whatever the hell you want." Mondo said.

"Nyah! Me too! It's not fair that you get to run off alone!" Waluigi said.

"...I don't think that's the point Mondo is trying to make at all..." Leon commented quietly.

"Out of my way, plankton." Byakuya said, attempting to push past Mondo.

"Oh! I love that show!" Aoi said, happy that references exist.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Mondo said, annoyed.

"You are only one tiny plankton, in the endless sea. So insignificant you couldn't possibly have any influence on the world around you."

Oh shit.

"Well, I'm gonna kick your ass!"

"S-stop! Please, don't fight!" Makoto rushed in.

"No, don't listen to the boring kid! Do fight! Wahaha!" Waluigi said, laughing up a storm.

"What did you just say? You tryin' to be some goody bitch?" Mondo said, furious.

"N-no… I wasn't tr-"

"FUCK YOU!"

Mondo socked Makoto right in the face so hard that he passed out right on the floor, while the water drops, still coming down from the floor above, fell onto his hair.

"Oh my god! M-makoto, are you OK?!" Sayaka hovered over him, making sure he was alright.

"Wahaha! Nice punch, Corn-on-the-Cob!" Waluigi laughed.

"I'll get you next, bub!"

"Mondo. Waluigi. This is the third time I've had to step in between you two. We don't need any more tension." Sakura said, as she looked at Makoto, which was hard to do considering everyone was gathering around him, trying to figure out what to do with him.

"I hope he's ok..."

That will conclude this 3rd chapter! I really do hope that you all have enjoyed this dumb little story I've been doing for the past little while. I always try to make it funny, but in some cases like the last chapter and this one, through all the drama, it can be hard to add both drama and comedy, not to mention trying to fit in every character, which is tough when you constantly are adding new lines from the characters not in the game.

As always, if you want to give me feedback, just review it, and I'll be sure to try to improve on my work :)

- Joey.