One Piece: Pirate Kingdom

Chapter 3: Defeat the (Supposedly) Undefeatable!

"NO! NO! NO!" Vincent exclaimed repeatedly. "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Vincent finished.

"What's gotten into you Vin- Kun?" Rose asked as a sweat drop appeared on her head.

"HER!" Vincent answered. He pointed at Mary Sue. Mary Sue looked down at him and smiled.

"Hey, you're kinda cute, what's your name cutie?" Mary Sue asked. Vincent's jaw dropped and Rose's face turned a bright red as she began grinding her teeth.

"Uh… Vincent…" Vincent answered.

"Vincent, what a beautiful name." Mary Sue commented. "Hey, Vin, how about you lose the blonde wallflower there and join my crew?" Mary Sue asked. Rose's grip tightened on her rapier as began charging toward the edge of the dock. She jumped several meters into the air and landed Mary Sue's ship's deck. She charged toward Mary Sue and stabbed her dead center in her chest. Mary Sue widened her eyes in surprise of Rose attack before smugly smirking at the latter. Rose looked puzzled before she was quickly punched in the jaw by the woman pirate, sending her flying backward off the bow. Rose quickly grabbed onto the ships railing and pulled herself back up. She had a large bruise on her jaw where she was punched and blood ran out of the corner of her mouth.

"What the hell just happened?" Rose asked. "I stabbed you and you're still alive and your punch, it felt like I just got hit in the head by wrecking ball!" Rose stated. Mary Sue only smiled at her.

"Surprised? It's the power of my Tetsu Tetsu no Mi(Iron Fruit)," Mary Sue informed. "It makes my entire body like steel." Mary Sue informed. "Punches, blades, and even bullets can't harm me!" Mary Sue added. Rose gritted her teeth and began charging toward Mary Sue. Mary Sue widened her eyes in surprise and quickly stopped Rose's rapier with the back of her right hand before it could touch her left eye. Rose noticed Mary Sue begin to sweat and smirked.

"Looks like I figured out you're weakness," Rose stated. "Your Devil Fruit only hardens your skin right?" Rose asked. Mary Sue only smirked back at Rose as an answer.

"You fool! Mary Sue has no weakness! The only reason I blocked your attack was that even though it wouldn't do anything, it would still hurt like hell!" Mary Sue corrected.

"That's bullshit, everyone has some kind off weakness!" Rose stated.

"Sorry, but I don't..." Mary Sue stated. "Say, you're kinad cute too, maybe you, me and Vinny down there could work out some sort of three way relationship." Mary Sue suggested.

"...Vinny? ...Three way?" Rose and Vincent repeated. Their face became blank from Mary Sue's suggestion.

"Heeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll Noooooooo!" Vincent exclaimed. "First of all, nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, calls me Vinny! Secondly, I can't stand people like you, you guys are just too perfect, it makes me sick!" Vincent informed.

"Father, how can you say that about your own daughter?" Mary Sue asked. Rose's and Vincent's jaws dropped.

"What. The. Fuck..." Vincent said. "First you're trying to get me to be you're boyfriend, now you're trying to say you're my daughter, which is impossible!" Vincent stated.

"Uh... then, I'm your long lost twin sister!" Mary Sue stated.

"Will you just stop!" Rose ordered. "Listen, you have no relation to Vin- Kun, so would you kindly shut the fuck up?" Rose exclaimed.

"Oh, almost forgot about you," Mary Sue stated. "...boys take care of our guest for me." Mary Sue ordered. Several pirates burst out from the ships cabin and surrounded Rose. Each one pointed a gun at Rose.

"Yes, our lovely Mary Sue..." The pirates said monotonously as if they were under a hypnotic spell.

"Oh hell no!" Vincent exclaimed, flying kicking one of the pirates knocking them over and knocking them unconcious. He landed on top of the pirate he knockout's chest and pointed at Mary Sue. "It's bad enough your Devil Fruit is absurdly broken, but now you're telling me you have a crew to do your biding?" Vincent asked. "That's it, I'm entering this fight now!" Vincent stated.

To Be Continued...

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Shonen King: Yo, Shonen King here! Just so you know this fight is more or less for comedy, so don't expect a lot of action next chapter. Don't worry, I'll include more action in the next arc.

Keep it cool, keep it Shonen!