Chapter three: Pikachu's Marijuana
A/N: We've been over this. I own a few games, a stuffed Pikachu toy, and a love for the original pokemon episodes but I do not, under any circumstances own Pokémon.
Misty and Brock had their bags over their shoulders and had just checked out from the hotel. They were making quick speed and were near route 16.
"Where is he?"Misty shifted Togepi in her arms.
"He's got to be somewhere."Brockgroaned.
"This is your fault...you make that stupid joke and upset him!"Misty growled.
"You can argue with me, or we can find Ash."Brock reasoned.
"Fine."
Suddenly a boy of about twelve, on a bike rode past, talking on a cell phone, "Yeah? Okay, Ash, I'll see you in about an hour...yep...bye."
Misty and Brock looked at each other and yelled simultaneously, "ASH!"
They watched as the boy turned onto the bike track.
"It's really slippery on that..."Misty worried.
"Then put Togepi in its ball."He frowned.
Misty did so and took a deep breath before she and Brock ran onto the cycling road, after the boy on the bike.
It wasn't as slippery as they expected but it did have a persistent slant that worked to their advantage and helped their speed.
The red-headed, Misty ran faster than Brock screaming wildly like she was in a war, "Charge! AFTER HIM!"
Brock sighed and kept running, staying within a good 300metres of the boy.
Soon they came off the cycling road, near Fuchsia city.
The boy still hadn't noticed them and he made his way to a clearing of trees.
Brock and Misty watched on, behind a tree, the latter shaking.
The boy spoke as a girl, walked over, "ASHLEY! Hello!"
She smiled, "Hey, Tim!"
Brock and Mist hung their heads and walked away. Misty turned to him, "well, that failed..."
"Yeah...ah well, we'll find Ash."
Misty stayed silent and she let Togepi, out of its ball.
SCENE CHANGE!
Ash put Pidgeot back into its ball and sighed as he looked at his house. He walked over to his house and breathed, "Look, Pikachu...home."
Pikachu shocked him in excitement, "PIKACHU!"
Ash knocked on the door. He waited...and waited...a voice from inside exclaimed, "Oh, that had better not be those Jehovah's Witnesses again!"
Ash heard footsteps and the door opened. His mother shrieked at the site of him, "ASH! My baby boy!"She hugged him...or strangled...
Ash wrestled her off of him and said, "Hey, mum. Can I come in?"
"Of course, you can!" She pulled him into the house and said, "Where are Misty and Brock?"
"At Caledon, I think..." Pikachu jumped from his back.
"You think?" Ash watched his mother pour lemonade into two glasses. She them down on the table and they sat down.
"Chu..." Pikachu, complained. Ash's mum smiled, "Oh, hello, Pikachu! You must be tired." She got up again and rooted through some drawers, before pulling out a spray bottle, hyper potion. She handed it to the pokemon who snatched it up gratefully and laid on the floor, spraying himself at regular intervals.
Ash picked up the conversation, "Well, we had an argument...we were at Celadon and they called me insane so I left."
"Is that all?"His mother pressed.
"Yep."
"Oh, I'm so glad to see you, you've grown so much!" She hugged him again.
Ash nodded, "Good to see you, too."
"That reminds me!" She leaped up and rushed out of the room.
Ash stood up and gazed around the kitchen, photos of him lined the walls. One in particular caught his eye, he was ten, and it had been taken at Prof. Oak's lab. He holding Pikachu, Ash looked happy but Pikachu had a wary look in his eyes.
Pikachu looked up at Ash, "Pikachu...pika, pi, pika..."He sprayed the potion at himself again and continued rolling around in a daze.
Ash shook his head and his mother rushed back in, clutching a handful of birthday cards. Ash sat back down and his mother sat next to him.
"This one, I like, a lot!" She passed him the first one.
Ash read it. It said: To Ash, Happy 11th Birthday. I hope Pikachu is being good, lots of love from your mummy.
There was $10 in it, which Ash put on the table.
His mother passed him, the next card, it was yellow with a lightning bolt motif, border. Which said: Dear Ash. Everything here is quiet but we all miss you! HAPPY 12th birthday! Good luck, love mum.
Ash picked out the next one, it read: To Ash. How many badges do you have now? Give Pikachu my love. Happy Birthday, you're a teenager now! From mum.
That card had a fifty dollar note inside.
"Why didn't you send them?"Ash was confused.
"Because I wanted to see you open them!"His mother laughed. Ash shrugged and went for the next card, which was red. He read it aloud, "Happy Birthday, Ash, I miss you. Love from mum. xoxo."
He picked up the last one, a black card with master balls on the corners, it said: Dear Ash. Happy 15th birthday. You must be a fantastic trainer by now, I miss you, so much, but you have to keep fulfilling your dreams. From mum.
"Thank you, for the money," Ash pocketed the $60.
"It's fine...now tell me what happened...really."
Ash sighed and spoke, " I just feel...different...than I used to, nothing has the same point, anymore. It's like maybe, Pokemon isn't what I want to do,...I don't know. My pokemon just don't lose, it's too easy, so it's not as fun now. Plus, it used to feel more exciting, but ever since I was about fourteen, I can't stop thinking about Gir-other stuff."
His mother smirked and nodded her head, " I thought that'd happen, that's why, I took the liberty of enrolling you at high school.
"What?" Ash felt himself get dizzy.
Pikachu squirted the bottle again, "PIKA..chu...chu..chu..."
A/N: HAHAHA! Ash's mum used: Bombshell
It's super effective!
Ash fainted.
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