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//Back 2 Earth//

**Mr. Bartender**

" Oh My God! Come on Paul does it really take all this. I mean out of all us girls your taking the longest to get ready." I yelled as I beat on the door to Rachel's and his bedroom.

" Hold on I'm almost ready." he said as I heard him spraying what I smelled to be cologne.

I huffed a breath stomping away. We relocated to Rachel and Paul's house so that they could get ready, Rachel was in and out while Paul on the other hand was taking forever. We had already been here for over an hour. Seth was already on his way to the first bar on the the list and here I was sitting on the couch in the house waiting for Paul to get ready.

What the hell has this world come to

Rachel was packing an over overnight bag for Stephen since all the kids was still at my house for my mother to watch them. From the info I had collected when we deiced that we was all going out that my mother watches the kids all the time and they all call her Nana. I guess it was something to satisfy her need to care for someone because her kids where big kids now. And it don't look like she was going to be getting any grandchildren of her own.

Not unless Seth knocks some girl up because I sure ain't having no kids. Hah!

" Leah, do I look okay I mean you and Nessie are hot shit and I just look like a pile of shit." Rachel asked me nervously smoothing out the skirt that she was wearing.

I looked her over and I have to say that the outfit she was wearing was hot I mean I would rock it but it fit her well " I think you look hot, I would ask to brow the skirt but I don't think it would cover my ass." I said laughing

She patted her ass laughing " Yeah, you do got a big ol butt Leah, I saw Embry and some of the younger wolves checking it out." She said giving me a wink before she walked down the hall mumbling about how Paul needed to come on and stop being a girl.

I laughed because I knew that if I had heard it, that he had heard it, Rachel was probably the only one that could call Paul a girl and get away with it. I looked around the house from where I was sitting and could tell that they really was living there happy family, there was pictures on the wall of there little family together. What looked to be a million dollar wedding. It was a real cute set up and I liked it allot. I heard Rachel yelling at Paul in the bedroom and let out a little laugh.

I heard his foot steps and then heard him tell me to shut up. I let it fly but laughed even harder at the thought that it had pissed him off a little that I laughed at him. I guess he forgot the bond that me and him shared. Funny shit happens to him I laugh. Even if it's not even that funny.

" Paul, are you for real it took you that long to put on a tee-shirt and a pair of jeans.. Oh and throw some gel in your hair." Rachel said her tone carrying that she was shocked that he had spent all this time on something so simple.

" What I don't look good?" He asked dumbfounded by what she had just said.

" No, I'm just saying that you would have thought you would walk out of here in a 3 piece suite as long as it took you to get ready." She laughed as she walked out grabbing the bag she packed for Stephen " Lee, you ready, I don't know why I'm asking because I know you are." She ranted on.

" Yeah, let's go before my little bother gets drunk and I don't even get to see it." I said laughing as I got up off the couch and head for the door. Rachel and Paul was right behind me as we made or way to the car.

Hell Yeah it's about time we got this train moving

We quickly dropped off the bag to my mom and then we was on our way. Paul gave Rachel the Do's and Don'ts of tonight and the main Don't was for Rachel to have to many drinks. aprenatally, Rachel gets a little carried away when she drinks and doesn't know when to stop. I think she picked up that habit when me and her used to steal whatever or daddies had and had little sleep overs of our own. The rest of the rules was just Paul being an overprotected Imprint. I mean come on Rachel isn't going to leave with some random guy from the bar with him sitting right there.

I might though

As we pulled up into the parking lot I could tell that everyone was happy that we had fianly got here. Nessie looked as if she couldn't wait to get into this bar. Shit looking at her you would have thought that it was her birthday. Seth was graining from ear to ear, it was cute really it made me think about my little sweet, caring, brother. I loved him so much and I was going to make this night the best for him. Hell, I might even get him a girl to have a little thing with tonight.

There's nothing better then birthday sex.. other then any day sex

We all formed a big group before we walked into the bar. I looked around and felt at home the bar and club scene was my thing only tonight I wasn't going to be making the drinks I was going to be ordering them. We got a wrap around both and still had to pull chairs over. Seth sat in the middle, I was on his right. Jacob was on his left Nessie was next to him. Rachel and Paul was next to me. And Sam and Emily was on the end. Jared, Kim, Embry and Quil had to pull up a chair.

We was just getting settled going over the plans for the night which was everyone was drinking except for Kim of course and Quil who wasn't drinking because he had a repletion to up hold with the community. In other words he didn't want anyone to find out that he had been drinking because Quil loves the kids. Which in the end meant that he and Kim was going to be our DD's for the night.

And for the first time in my life I knew for a fact that my dd wasn't going to end up drunker then me

It wasn't long before a girl came over to our table " Hey my name is Carly and I'll be your hostess tonight so.. what can I get for you?" She asked as she looked at all the guys. I could tell that she thought she had hit the jackpot.

" I want a hurricane with a pineapple chuck and a cheery" Nessie spoke up looking very sure of herself. Jacob looked at her like she was crazy I guess he didn't know that she knew her drinks and what she wanted. There interaction made me laugh. I have to say that I was taken back by Nessie knowing what she wanted I thought that she was going to go with something easy but she went right for it.

" Alright Carly, your gonna need to take notes on this one." I started " Okay, so first off I want 5 pitchers of Beer, a round of triple Rum shots, 5 peach daiquiris one of them virgin. And a corna and lime." I said smiling at the end as the whole table looked at me in shock.

Carly's eyes was as big as quoters " Is that all?" She asked like she was waiting for me to add more on.

I smiled at her " Yeah.. oh and it's my little bothers 21st so go ahead and bring him his birthday drink." I picked up a hand full of beer nuts putting them into my mouth letting her know that I was done.

That should be enough to get us started I mean this was only the first bar there was still 2 more to go

" God Leah what you trying to do get us drunk?" Emily asked

I smiled at her " Well, yeah that was the plan I mean it is a 21st birthday party and all." I rolled my eyes at the end which made me and her both laugh.

" Hell yeah we're getting drunk Em, and think my mom and dad said that they wasn't worried about me drinking because I would get carded." Nessie blurted out excited that she hadn't got carded.

I had really even thought about the fact that really she was only 4 or 5 year old something like that, but she looked about grown up already not 21. Shit I didn't even look 21 myself I used to get carded allot when I fist came on the scene in LA I just started looking 21 this year really and I was going on 25. I've started aging again which is a really great thing. In LA it don't matter how old I am or how young I look they think I've just had work done.

" So, why 5 pitchers of beer Leah?" Jacob asked me.

I rolled my eyes " Shit do I have to break everything down to your dumbass, it's a pitcher for each of you wolves you have to drink allot and really fast to catch a buzz." I said like the know it all I am.

" Okay why did you get a daiquiri with no alcohol in it then old wise one?" He questioned again.

I rolled my eyes once again " Because Kim can't drink but she can partake in the drinking process, pules there really good either way." I said in a tone that meant I was ending the conversation. But I guess that Jacob didn't comprehend that because before I knew it he as looking at me getting ready to open his mouth again.

What the hell is this 21 questions god

Before he had the chance to say anything else I throw a nut at him ( which he caught in his mouth by the way) telling him to shut it up. Everyone laughed from or interaction which had gotten on my nervous a few seconds after it started. I ate another hand full of nuts while I looked around the bar. It was full mostly females from what I could tell.

Good that means there will be a selection for Seth's birthday girl

The thought of my little brother getting some put me in mind to the fact that we still hadn't got even one of our drinks yet " Shit where's Carly at?" I asked looking around trying to see if I could spot her so that I could wave her down.

" God sis you gave the poor girl a big ass list you cant expect her to have everything back to us yet." My little brother said feeling sympathy for the girl.

" FYI little brother if it was me you would already be done with your beer by now, and I would already be on my corna, getting ready to take my mixed me drink and one of the shots that I would have hitting the table right now." I said smiling as I thought about how if it was me I would have really had everything ready to go.

" So your a bartender?" Embry asked It was the first time that he has talked to me directly since I've been here.

" Yeah, one of the best at least that what everyone tells me." I replied cockily. I take allot of pride in the fact that I am one of the best bartenders in LA and that's really saying allot.

" Oh" was all that he had to say to my response. I took a second to look him over and I couldn't read his face which was strange because it was Embry he's really not that hard to read.

Hummm....

Before I could make anything more of it Carly came back with another girl helping her carry everything. I looked over everything as they sat it all down and it all looked right. I guess I can ask Nessie how it taste since she was slurping out of her straw like she had been ship wrack lost on a desert and was dyeing of thirst. The boys started right on there beers making a contest out of who could finish there beer and shot first.

Just like guys always gotta make everything a damn completion

" Hey Leah, How do we know which one is Kim's?" Jared asked looking at the drinks like it was some form of math that he wasn't taught.

" The one without yellow umbrella is her's" I said rolling my eyes like it wouldn't have been the obvious choices for even a child.

Find the one that doesn't fit class and then well go to recess.. DUH!!

I laughed to myself on that one finishing off my corona and my shot beating all the boys night I add. " Well, I won which means that you all have got to take another shot as soon as these are gone." I raised my arms in the air stating that I was the winner. Boys never liked losing to girls it was funny to see how fast they all got done with there drinks after they realized that yes I had beat them at something they was naturally supposed to be good at.

Me and Nessie was the first girls that was done with everything. Rachel was done with her drink but babysitting her shot. I mean it was a big shot and if your not used to it it could be really intimidating and poor Emily was still sipping on her mixed drink and it was buggin the hell out of me for some crazy reason.

" Come on Em, kill it already you've bonded with it now take it to the head." I said feeling satisfied " That goes for you too Rach" I watched them both drink at the same time Rachel took her shot and Em sucked the last part of her drink down. You should have seen Rachels face after she took the shot it was priceless. Paul gave her a warming look as I told her that's one down 10 more to go.

Oops...oh well

I let my mind wonder while I sat there trying to deiced what I wanted me and the girls to drink next when I realized that I hadn't taken my no hang over pills. Which was just a pill called Chaser, Midol and a vitamins. I pulled them out of my purse getting ready to pop them in my mouth when I looked up and seen that everyone was looking at me with worry and question in there eyes.

Oh god they think I'm doing drugs now..great

" What are you taking Leah?" Seth asked me looking like he was about to smack them out of my hand.

" Oh nothing just a little thing that I found works for not having a hangover in the morning. You want some?" I asked smiling because I knew what was in it the mix.

He smiled back at me shaking his head no " They wouldn't work for me anyway ya know the whole wolf thing and all."

" Yeah, that's right." I laughed as I took all the pills at once taking a drink of water to help them get down. I pulled out another handful and started handing them to Nessie, I didn't know if they would work for her but I knew that she was going to need something the way that she was drinking already. Jacob looked at her and then back at me like he was going to say something but before he had the chance Nessie had done took them.

" Hey, Emily and I want some too if it keeps you from being sick." Rachel yelled while holding her hand out.

" Alright" I said before digging in my purse pulling the bottle out. It's a good thing that I keep allot with me, I handed them out with a smile because all the imprints where worried yet happy that there girls wouldn't be sick.

" Okay, so this means that I can drink as much as I want and not have to worry about a hangover?" Rachel asked to happy about the fact that she could drink 5 gallons of liquor and not have a hangover.

No of course she wouldn't have a hang over because she would be dead Leah

" Sure, sure" I replied back smiling at Jacob because I so stole that line from him.

" Hell Yeah" Nessie yelled bouncing up and down in her seat.

I looked to see what was making her so excited when I noticed that Carly was coming back over to the table with more drinks and shots. I was impressed to see that she had taken it on herself to notice that we was out and now she was going to do something about it. She brought back the same thing that she had brought the first time only this time she brought a flaming shot and I knew that was for the birthday boy.

" Is that one on fire?" Emily asked pulling her hand away from it.

" Yeah, it's Seth's birthday shot, so take it Seth" I answered taking my own shot to the head. He was looking at it like it had five heads or something " Seth just blow it out and take it like you would another shot its not that complicated little brother."

" Okay" He replied giving me his sweetest smile.

I smiled back at him laughing to myself as I took a sip of my own drink. Everyone seemed to be getting into the spirt.

It's about time I mean we've been out for over two hours already

---**--**--**--**---** 2 Bars Later ---**--**--**--**--**---

" shh...it Le...a...ah, I'm drunk!" Emily yelled as she kicked the door to the stale in the bathroom open.

" E...Hey I'm kinda in here!" I yelled back at her jumping up pulling up my jeans. I was drunk myself but no where near as gone as Emily was, but I also drink more then she does. Allot more.

Around the second bar we just went crazy and started drinking a little of everything, we even got seats at the bar and left the boys doing whatever they was doing. Before I went to the bathroom they was playing pool and really into it.

You know about little boys and there games

!!!BLAM!!!

" FUCKER" Rachel yelled enraged.

If looks could kill me and Emily would been laying dead in the bathroom at this bar

" happened?" I asked looking at Emily.

" That fucker got mad at me because I hit the wrong ball into goal or something, I thought that he was going to be happy because I got a hole in one cause I ain't got nothing the whole time and, and, and...he tried to trade me for...anyone but me I think was his words." Rachel huffed

O...Kay

" Yeah, and then he wants to ask me why I'm upset" She walked over to the sink " You know what I told him?" She asked sitting up on it.

Emily and I shock or head no at the same time.

" I didn't tell him shit I just walked away and ended up in here." she said swinging her legs like a little girl.

I busted out laughing there was no way I could hold it in. Emily put her hand over her mouth muffling her own laughter. Rachel looked like she was ready to attack both of us. Only casing us to laugh even harder.

!!!BAMN-BAMN-BAMN!!!

" Rach, I'm sorry...I...didn't mean it." Paul begged form the other side of the door.

" Tell him I don't wanna talk to him." Rachel hissed jumping down from the sink heading into the first open stall slamming the door behind her.

" RACHEL IF YOU DON'T COME OUT RIGHT NOW..." He didn't even finish his statement before the door flew open and he walked through it.

WOW

" Otay.. I think we should go now." I said grabbing Emily by her hand pulling her out the bathroom. The door just kinda stayed open I think the handle was stuck in the wall but I'm not really sure.

We walked back out and told everyone what had just happened in the bathroom. They all laughed and I had another drink, Emily saw that I had another one and thought that the idea was great and got her one too.

She raised her glass in the air " To Family"

" To Family" I repeated before or glasses clinked together.

The room started to spin a little and I knew that I was about to be at the end of my road

" Where's my brother?" I asked stumbling down off the bar stole Embry was quick to grab my arm so that I could steady myself.

" He's over in a both wit some girl." Nessie yelled not knowing how loud she was. Jacob had his arm around her and I could tell that his arm was the only thing holding her up.

That sparked my curiosity I pulled my arm away from Embry smiling at him letting him know that I was glad he had helped me out but I was good now. I walked over the where all the booths was looking around until I spotted my brother. He was hard to miss I mean he wasn't as tall as everyone else but he was built and you just couldn't miss him. I saw the back of a girls head sitting with him and determined that this had to be the girl Nessie was talking about.

I walked up to the table just as Seth was leaning forward to kiss this stranger girl.

Hey.. She's not a strange girl That's Carly from the first bar

Seth kissed her sweetly and then looked up at me " Leah You remember Carly from the first bar don't you?" he asked looking back at Carly and smiling.

" Yeah!" Was the only thing that I could get out. It really was her.

How did I miss this going down

" Yeah...uh..." Seth moved his eyes telling me to go on.

" Oh Yeah..Um.. I just came to tell you that I'm about to leave." I said shaky not knowing if that answer was okay or not.

" See you later.. thanks for being a great big sister." He patted my hand smiling.

Someone's a little drunk

I smiled back at him making my way back over to where I left everyone else but they was gone. I stood there looking around.

Oh great they left me

" Leah come on we're leaving" Sam called out to me from the exit.

Damn, that was the first time that he has talked to me since I've been here.

Oh well I throw my hands up letting them fall down to my side as I headed for the door.

" Nessie get in the car." Jacob said as he pulled Nessie into his lap in the passengers' Sam and Emily got into the back.

I watched as everyone got into there cars with there partners and for the first time in a long time I felt lonely and It was an unsettling feeling.

" Leah you wanna ride with me I'm okay to drive I just have a headache." Embry asked.

I looked at him thinking over what I was getting ready to say when I heard " Hey You!" I turned and looked and seen a guy standing leaning against the side of his car.

I smiled at him " Yeah" I yelled back

" You wanna got get something to eat and get to know each other a little better." He said smiling

I looked up at Embry " Hey go ahead and go I'll get home." I said before running over to the car where the guy was.

I didn't look back but I could feel his eyes on me. When I got in I knew I felt his eyes drop.

" So you wanna go to this bar in Forks?" The guy asked.

" Sure, Sure." I answered smiling at him.

Well.. Mr. Bartender mix me up another one


The next chapter will be called " Upside Down" please R&R...R&R....R&R....