Ok, brief author's note: Don't PM me telling me this story is offensive or rascist. It's NEITHER. I am not making fun of anyone's race in any way. If you would take a moment to NOTICE, this story is titled, 'Life In The GHETTO'. This is a story just for LAUGHS. Now, for all of you that are mature enough to handle this story and laugh about it, continue reading. Or if you're a lil' bitch, I suggest you stop reading :/ With that Being said, enjoy.
Knuckles and Tails burst through the doors of the gym, breathing heavily.
"Man, why you got Sonic in trouble like that for, Knuckles? You know how Robotnik be when he see a student breakin them rules." Tails said, panting.
"Yeah. But you couldn't lie, though. Shit been funny as hell! He been all like, 'Knuckles turn that shit off'!" Knuckles said, mimicking him.
Tails rolled his eyes at the Echidna.
"Knuckles, you just a damn mess. Now come on, we gotta go get Sonic." He said.
"Whatever." Knuckles mumbled, heading back through the doors with Tails.
"Nuh-uh! Where the hell you niggas think you goin?! You betta get yo asses over here and excercise!" The coach, who was Zazz, yelled at them.
"Nigga, please. You can suck these red-hot balls." Knuckles snorted.
"You can suck all both of my dicks, bitch." Tails added.
"THAT'S IT! GO TO ROBOTNIK'S OFFICE AND DON'T COME BACK IN HERE!" Zazz shouted, chasing them both out of the gym with a whip.
"Oh, SHIT! Knuckles he got the whip!" Tails panicked.
"RUN, BITCH! RUUUUN!" Knuckles said, running out of the gym with Tails following closely behind.
The two didn't stop running until they were certain they were out of Zazz's sight.
"Why you so damn stupid?!" Knuckles asked Tails, as soon he catched his breath.
"Nigga, me?"
"Nigga, YES! Why you told him to suck yo dicks?! We coulda gotten our asses tore up with that whip!"
"Well, you told him to suck yo balls! I been just followin' you!" Tails said, frowning.
Meanwhile, Robotnik was giving Sonic a hassle in his office.
"Oh My God, how many times I gotta tell you? That wasn't my damn phone playing that gay-ass Drake music by your door!" Sonic told Robotnik for the thousandth time.
"If it wasn't you, then who the hell was it?!" Robotnik asked, getting impatient with him.
"It was KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES was playing that music, not me!"
"Alright. Imma call Knuckles in my office and if he says that he didn't do it, I'm goin' to call your parent and have you suspended for 5 weeks!" Robotnik threatened.
"Fine." Sonic said, crossing his arms and sitting back in his chair. "I'm willing to take that Chance."
"Ms. Vanilla, please call Knuckles into my office." Dr. Robotnik told his secretary.
"Can do." She said, turning on the intercom.
"Melijah 'Knuckles' Echidna, please report to Dr. Robotnik's office. Melijah 'Knuckles' Echidna, please report to Dr. Robotnik's office. Thank you."
"Oh, Goddammit, what now?" Knuckles groaned.
"What you did? They called yo' full name, so you in troubleeeeee!" Tails teased.
"Go fuck yo self." Knuckles growled, walking to Robotnik's office.
"If you see Sonic, tell him I said, 'What it Do'!" Tails yelled to him.
Knuckles knocked on Robotnik's office door.
"Come in. It's open."
Knuckles opened the door and came into the office.
He saw Sonic already seated, glaring at him.
"Please, have a seat Knuckles. I just want to talk for a while."
"What's this about tho?" Knuckles asked, sitting down.
"It appears as though Sonic is claiming that it was YOUR phone that went off in the hall, and not his. Is this true?"
"Yeah. It was my phone. So?" Knuckles said, crossing his arms.
"Well Knuckles, since I knew Locke, I'll let you off the hook. Sonic, on the other hand, will have a parent conference with me tomorrow night. Now that that settles that, you two boys can go. I don't expect to see you in here anytime soon."
Knuckles and Sonic walked out of the office, with Tails waiting outside for them.
"So what happened? Yall in trouble or nah?" Tails asked eagerly.
"Damn black people nosy these days!" Knuckles exclaimed, scowling at Tails.
"Your argument is invalid, nigga. I'm orange. You might be lookin' for Shadow. That nigga blacker than black!" Tails exclaimed.
"Excuse me?!" A voice said from behind the three.
"OH SHIT! WHERE THE HELL YOU CAME FROM?!" Tails and Knuckles yelled together, due to Sonic still being pissed.
"Bitch I know yo lil' midget-lookin, gay soundin', nerdy-ass is not calling me black. That's exactly why I had Jada on all fours last night. You know she ain't nothin but a ho-" Shadow said, before getting the daylights punched out of him by Knuckles.
"Aye you betta shut the fuck up, homie! That's my God momma right there!" Knuckles said, standing over Shadow.
Shadow quickly got off of the ground to face Knuckles.
"I. don't. Give. A. FUCK. She can be yo damn pimp for all I care! Just don't be talking shit behind my back no more, or I just might kill you next time." Shadow warned, walking away from the three.
As soon as he was out of sight, Knuckles and Tails looked back at Sonic.
"Why you didn't help me beat his ass, Sonic? Jada is yo God momma, too." Knuckles reminded him.
"Look, I'm about to go catch the bus. I'll talk to y'all later." Sonic said angrily, walking away from Tails and Knuckles.
"What's wrong with him, tho?" Tails asked Knuckles.
"...That nigga on his period. Let's go follow him and see wassup." Knuckles suggested.
The two went off to go find out what was wrong with their best friend.
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