Ruby: *sitting in directors chair* Okay...not too bad so far....oh and by the way Random Yu-gi-oh fan I didn't put in Tea cuz I don't particularly like her ^^U Now lets see how this next scene runs....

Pegasus: *reading Funny bunny sipping fruit juice* HAAHAH

Ruby: *anime vein* Pegasus! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!! YOU'RE ON IN 5 MINUTES!!!!

Pegasus: But....funny-bunny *looks sad*

Ruby: I DON'T CARE!!! GO NOW!!!!

Pegasus: T_T *goes off to get dressed*

Ruby: *rolls eyes* Cue the next scene.......

Disclaimer: Argh I hate disclaimers! I don't own Yu-gi-oh!!

Note: ' ' someone's thoughts

( ) what's happening onstage

* * someone's actions

**Onstage**

(scene changes to an outdoor scene with 'snow' falling)

Seto: *walks up to large house*

(Doorknob on house is actually Pegasus who opens eyes)

Pegasus: Ahem...BOO KAIBA-BOY!!!!

Seto: 0.0?!?!? GAH!! *steps back a few steps*

Pegasus: *slides head out of secret hole as real doorknob slides back into place*

Seto: That was.....Jacob Marley.....*shakes head* Humbug! *goes into house*

(scene change to indoors)

Seto: *eating a waffle* Mmmm...Egggoooo....

(chains clank)

Seto: 0.0?! What was that?!

(special effect smoke appears as Pegasus walks on)

Pegasus: (face painted white, wearing white clothes and carrying 'heavy' chains) Evening, Kaiba-boy.....

Seto: *whispers* It Scrooge stupid!

Pegasus: Oh oops! Evening Scroogie-boy....

Ruby: *anime fall*

Seto: ¬¬U *stands in fake surprise* Oh! It's the ghost of my old partner! Jacob Marley!

Pegasus: I WAS Jacob Marley....

Seto: ¬¬.....

Pegasus: You don't believe in me Scroogie-boy.....why doubt your senses?

Seto: *anime vein* No I do not.....for a little thing can disorient them...you could be an undigested piece of meat or cheese....there's more of gravy then of grave about you!

Pegasus: *starts laughing* gravy..grave....that's funny! ^___^

Seto: ¬¬U *fake fear* Oh spirit why do you haunt me?!

Pegasus: *shakes chain* I have come with a warning! You see these chains? They were forged by myself, link by link. You too wear a chain as long and heavy as this, since seven Christmases past!

Seto: *cries out* Jacob! Jacob! Speak comfort to me, friend!

Pegasus: I have none to give! I come with a warning! There is yet a chance for you to escape my fate!

Seto: Please tell me old friend!!

Pegasus: You shall be visited by three spirits! Without them you shall never find the path to true happiness! Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!

Seto: I am happy though!

Pegasus: You are not!

Seto: Am too!

Pegasus: ARE NOT TIMES INFINITY!!! I WIN!! Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one!!

Ruby: *anime falls*

Seto: ¬¬ Can't I take them all at once and have it over with?

Pegasus: When the bells tolls oooooonnnnneeeee!!!! *smokescreen appears and Pegasus vanishes secretly stealing waffle on table*

Seto: *falls back into chair*

*Silence*

Seto: Bah humbug!! *walks off set*

Audience: slowly applauds and then gets louder* Yay!!!

Ruby: *mushroom breath* Thanks goodness.......

Seto: *chasing Pegasus backstage* Leggo my Eggo!!!!!!!

Ruby: ¬¬U oh brother......

Disclaimer: No I don't own Eggo's either.....but they're yummy! ^__^