AAAAGHHH!!! I'm so confused. I've thought a lot about how I could write this chapter and I couldn't come up with anything so I thought "Hey, if i haven't actually read the 5th book i cant exactly get many ideas." I kinda want to change this to the 4th book but I don't know how to fit our three favorite ANBU into the Triwizard Tournament. Rrrrraaaaghhh!!! Damn writers block! Okay sorry for my rage there. To make my life easier I'm just gonna keep this as the 5th book and see what happens and if I want to edit anything I will. Why am I so lazy like Shikamaru?! Even though I haven't read the 5th book ((as I have stated too many times before)) I know some parts of it like Umbridge for example. ((me and my friend were googling her and read up on her character and my friend said asshole and I said bitch at the same time, it was hilarious!))

Anyway,

This is my chapter 3. So, in chapter 2 the trios were introduced to each other, the train was stopped by three deatheaters, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke killed them, and Sakura pushed a freakin' train...yeah (I thought that was kinda blunt maybe I'll edit it later). Enjoy chapter 3! ((sorry it took over a month to update))

Oh yeah, here's a thank you to all my reviewers!

jujutsumaster345, otakualways, Kuyeng13, Undoubtfully-Insane, gaaraisMINE123, Tiger and the Dragon, shikafangurl, and Atlantismonkey

Thx again!

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When Shinobi Meet Wizards

Chapter 3: Hogwarts At Last...Hidan?!

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"Get up, dobe. Dobe?", Sasuke said as he was trying to arouse a sleeping Naruto from his spot on the compartment seat.

"Here let me do it. GET UP NARUTO-BAKA!!", Sakura said as she threw Naruto off the seat onto the floor.

"Ugh...what time is it? Where are we? And why am I on the floor?!", Naruto said as he pulled himself off the floor.

Sakura started to yell at Naruto in Japanese while Sasuke just leaned on the compartment door. It was dark out as the train had stopped and had started to let some students off to get into horse drawn carriages. The three shinobi were outside the compartment ((Since Sakura threw Naruto )) while Harry, Ron and Hermione were watching the ninjas from inside their compartment, dressed in their Gryffindor robes.

"I still cant believe how they could defeat three deatheaters so easily and act so casual now.", Hermione said as she pulled her gaze away from Sakura who was now beating the living crap out of Naruto.

"I think they're bloody awsome.", Ron said, still looking at the three outside. Harry shot a glare at Ron. "I don't see what's your problem with them, Harry. You should be thankful their protecting you. And besides, what if they hadn't been there last night, huh? We coulda been-"

"I know what could've happened, Ron! And I don't need any protection from anyone! They're still muggles to me.", Harry shot at Ron.

"You're sounding like Malfoy.", Ron muttered. Silence.

"You guys comin' or not! Let's go already!", Naruto shouted already free of Sakura's wrath.

The three got up and shoved their way out of the compartment. Harry, being the first to leave, pushed Naruto out of the way.

"What's his problem?", Naruto said to Hermione and Ron.

"He just doesn't like the concept of non-wizards guarding him. I don't think he'd like it if wizards were guarding him either.", Hermione said with a somewhat sad and worried tone.

"Geez. What will we have to do to get it through his thick head that even if we aren't wizards we aren't weak!", Naruto yelled waving his arms in the air.

"He knows you guys aren't weak he just doesn't like other people thinking he is.", Hermione said.

"Oh.", Naruto said as they walked out into the rain. The three shinobi had their black overcoats/robes on with their hoods up. The six got onto one of the carriages and Naruto just had to say something.

"What the?! They're-they're dead!", Naruto yelped as he pointed to one of the skeletal creatures which looked like a crossbreed of a horse, dragon, bat and...skeleton that was going to pull the carriage. The other five just sighed as Sakura ushered Naruto along.

Most of the ride was uneventful until Hermione decided to break the awkward silence.

"So...how old are you three?"

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura looked at each other though the corner of their eyes, wondering if they should give away their age. Since they were 16, and the golden trio were 15, they thought they might underestimate them, especially Harry. There was also the fact that if anyone found out what their faces looked like, or any other valued information, their enemies from other hidden villages could hunt them down. (1)

Also, they couldn't forget the three deatheaters they faced before. Whoever they worked for ((hmm... I wonder who could that be?)) might also be a little pissed off. Fearing ((well not really afraid)) that Naruto might burst out their age, Sasuke spoke up.

"The three of us, we-we're 22." ((I thought the stuttering was kinda OOC))

"Wow. You guys are pretty young to be strong enough to take out deatheaters. But you're kinda short-ow!", Ron cried out, interrupted by Hermione's elbow making contact to his ribs. Hermione also noticed the feint stutter in Sasuke's voice. She had a feeling they were leaving something out or just plain lying. She vowed to figure out more about them later.

"Who're you callin' short, you basta-agh!", Naruto blurted, himself interrupted by Sakura's fist to his stomach.

Hermione decided to get back into the conversation to possibly find out more about the strange ninja. "So how did you manage to defeat those deatheaters?"

The three shinobi exchanged glances wondering again if they should give away so much detailed information about themselves. Why did these people have to be so nosy. Of course, Naruto wanted to talk about how great he is any chance he got so he was the first to speak.

"I used my rasengan!", Naruto exclaimed while pumping a fist into the air.

"And that is?", Ron asked.

"I think it translates to spiral sphere in your language. Basically it's a ball of chakra that spins in all directions really fast and when it hits something or someone ((preferably)) it sends it spinning and can cause burns ((and/or death)). It's really just one awesome attack."

"Whoa. Okay, I think i got all of that. What about you Sasuke?", Ron said still scratching his head at Naruto's explanation of the famed rasengan.

Sasuke sighed. "I used chidori. It means one thousand birds because, obviously, it sounds like one thousand birds. It's also called raikiri or lightning blade. Just think of it as a indestructible sword made of lightning."

"That sounds so cool.", Ron said as Naruto muttered something about rasengan being better.

"I didn't really use a jutsu. I just combined my tai- martial arts, with my chakra so the strength of my attack was increased." Sakura said.

"Still, it's pretty amazing what you guys are able to pull off.", Hermione said now even more curious about the three ninja.

The five were now engaged in random conversations about their past and where they're from (the three ANBU, of course, occasionally twisted parts of their story to keep most of their past in the dark). Harry and Sasuke didn't feel much like talking but Sasuke did contribute to the conversation a bit.

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The Great Hall was erupted in voices from all the students who wanted to talk to their friends about their summers and various other topics. Another conversation starter was about the quarrel on the train. Most students didn't really know what happened except for Harry, Ron, and Hermione but some students were kind of disturbed by the train stopping then all of a sudden starting.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were standing in the shadows behind the professors' table just discussing their observations about the school, the golden trio, and the deatheater attack.

"Sugoi!" (wow, amazing, etc) "This place is huge! I wonder if it could match Konoha." said Naruto in awe of the size of the school. "I can't imagine the academy being this big."

"That's because Konoha doesn't even have this many people, dobe." ((maybe?))

"Shut up, Sasuke-teme!"

"Stop it you two. There are more important things to bicker about. Harry and his two friends, for example."

"Wadaya mean, Sakura-chan?", Naruto asked.

"I mean, they're the kind of people who stick their noses where their not wanted, you know what I mean?"

Sasuke nodded in comprehension. "I think I know where Sakura's getting at. They were asking a lot of questions about us. Especially that Hermione."

"They could just be curious about us since we're - you know - really different from them and all.", Naruto added looking at their outfits and then the Hogwarts students'.

"I don't know. Maybe we should watch out for them, just to be safe.", Sakura said, looking at Harry and his friends.

"I agree with Sakura. We should watch all three of them. We have to watch out for Harry's safety anyway.", Sasuke said.

"That brings up another issue. We should make a plan on how to guard this place. Like Naruto said, it is big.", Sakura said, changing the subject.

"I think we should make a plan later when we have more time. This isn't the place especially with everyone around.", Sasuke said surveying the room.

"I wonder where we're going to live in this place. I hope they have ramen."

'Baka' was all Sasuke and Sakura could think.

"Ugh. So about those...umm..deatheaters! Right. What about them?", Sakura asked trying her best to ignore Naruto's stupidity ((she wasn't succeeding))

"What about them? We kicked their asses!", Naruto exclaimed. ((nope, Sakura wasn't succeeding at all))

"She means, dobe, why they attacked, who they worked for, who they ar-were, and if there are more. There were probably after Harry since we were hired to watch after him more vigilantly than the rest of the students. They probably worked for that Voldemort guy and there should be a good number more of them. We don't exactly know who they really are yet but we do know that we can handle them which is good for us." ((props to Sasuke for answering his own questions))

"More are probably going to come here so I suggest we come up with a plan later that will guard the school from mainly them.", Sakura added

"Ano sa! (hey/yo) That Dumbledore's getting up.", Naruto said as he nodded toward the table in front of them.

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"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. I trust you all did your summer assignments?", Dumbledore joked (Ron looked uneasy). He then did his usual beginning-of-the-year speech. (( I'm waaay too lazy to write whatever he usually says)) "Now with that all settled, I'd like to introduce you to some new faces you'd be soon seeing around Hogwarts. First is Professor Dolores Umbridge. As if on queue, a squatty, roundish, brown bushy haired, ((reminds me of my grandma shivers)) woman in pink entered the room through the Grand Hall doors up to the professors' table. Naruto and Sakura shivered for some reason at this moment while Sasuke "tensed up" ((face it Sasuke: you shivered)).

"She will be teaching you De-"

"Defence Against The Dark Arts", the new professor bellowed interrupting Dumbledore. "Yes, I will be teaching all of you to-"

"Defend against the dark arts.", Dumbledore interrupted with a twinkle in his eye directed at Umbridge. He continued to glare at her until she got the message to sit down. "Now that that's settled, I would like to introduce to you three more new additions to this school. I'd you all to meet the three ninja from Konohagakure no Sato or The Village Hidden In The Leaves. There was about 7 seconds of silence as nothing happened and the students were wondering if Dumbledore had finally lost it. Ninja? Yup, most of the students were a bit skeptical. Then in the blink of an eye, there were three clouds of smoke and along with that, three stereo poofs in front of the professors' table. As the smoke and the coughing cleared, three forms could be seen through the white smoke. One had blondish hair that was more yellow than blonde. The one on the right of the blonde had jet black, raven hair and was the tallest of the three. The one on the far left ((on the far right to the students' pov)) had bubble gum pink hair and was about the same height as the blonde ((If you've seen or read Naruto Shippuuden, Sakura is about 3cm shorter than Naruto)). "From your left ((students pov)) is Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, and Sakura Haruno. They will be the guarding you and the school. And as such, all of you will treat them with the respect of any professor here because they are trained to not only protect you, but also how to kill you. But don't worry, they were hired to protect everyone within these stone walls and wont kill without reason. They also have the authority of any professor and you will do what you are asked of if you are confronted with one of them. They also know the passwords for each of the houses, so don't be to surprised if they just drop in now and then." (2)

The three shinobi just gave a slight nod to confirm Dumbledore's introduction. The students on the other hand were taking in this information, and most not too well. The thought of deadly ninja roaming around the hallways and possibly in their dorms was terrifying. After a few moments of silence Dumbledore broke in again.

"Well. Now that all the talking is done, enjoy the feast and the new school year!" Food appeared on all the tables as the talking resurfaced from each of the students, again in various conversations, mostly about the new faces they'd be seeing around for the rest of the year.

The three ANBU started walking to the back of the room ((opposite of where they were standing behind the professors' table earlier)), occasionally getting stares from students as they walked by.

"Did you see the food? It just appeared. Out of nowhere." Naruto said to Sasuke and Sakura.

"It's not that great. It's like how we appeared a minute ago.", Sakura replied.

"Since when could food mold chakra?", Naruto exclaimed.

"Who cares about the food. It's just the magic they use. It's similar to chakra but they have to mold it through their wands.", Sasuke said, adding to the topic.

"I didn't see anyone wave no wand." Naruto pouted under his breath with his arms crossed. The three then discussed random issues until the feast concluded.

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After the feast

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"Now that we're all filled, you are to proceed to your dormitories an-", Dumbledore said, interrupted by Sasuke poofing in front of him.

"Sorry for interrupting but I'd like to suggest that we each lead a house to their dorms to be safe."

Dumbledore smiled. "Why, you don't have to ask me for permission. As of about an hour ago you became the guards of this school and may do whatever you believe you should to see to the well being of these students."

Sasuke mentally sighed. "Right." Sasuke then brought two fingers to his face, about to poof away again as Dumbledore stopped him.

"But I'm a bit curious. There are three of you and four houses. How will you escort all four at once?", Dumbledore asked with a twinkle in his eye.

"Don't worry. We'll manage.", Sasuke said as he poofed away.

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"Man, that food was good. Right Harry?", Ron asked his best friend as they were getting up to leave as was Hermione.

"Huh? Oh. Yeah.", Harry replied.

"Are you okay Harry? You seem uneasy.", Hermione asked.

"Wha- oh yeah I'm fine. Just tired I guess."

"Aw hell. Don't look now here comes Malfoy and his goons.", Ron said grunting while nodding toward Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle who were coming towards them.

"Well, well. If it isn't scarhead, weasel, and the mudblood." ((guess who said that))

"Step off, Malfoy! Why don't you just get lost.", Ron shouted pointing at Malfoy.

"Shut up, you lowlife! Why don't you crawl back up the hole you came out of back to that poor excuse of a 'house' so the rest of us don't have to see your ugly mug!", Malfoy shot back.

"Well, why don't you jump under the lake and count to a million?", Sakura said rather calmly to Malfoy as she walked up behind him. (3)

"Who the hell do you think you ar- o-oh it's you.", Malfoy said as he stared at the pink haired kunoichi (female ninja) who had her arms crossed in front of her chest. Malfoy just so happened to remember what Dumbledore said about their new guards. But, it didn't mean he wasn't gonna be arrogant like he always is. "So, your the girl one huh? Hmph, you guys are all talk. You don't even look like you could harm a hair on that git Filch!" ((Man, Malfoy. You're diggin your hole here))

'Damn. This kid is like a miniature Hidan. He looks like him and talks like him. (4) Great. On the bright side, this kid looks like he'll be fun to torment.' Sakura thought to herself glaring at Malfoy. "The 'girl one'?! First of all, being ignorant and sexist is a dangerous combo - for you ((It could get Malfoy hurt..badly)). And second, only a cruel, perhaps idiotic, person would actually want to harm a hair on that guy's head. Look at him! He hardly has any. ((ooh, that's cold, Sakura)) Harry, Ron, and Hermione couldn't help but stifle a snort at that comment.

"Oi! Sakura-chan! We're 'bout to leave! Which house are you gonna take up? Me and Sasuke-teme are gonna take Gry- who's this guy? He looks like Hidan.", Naruto said as he ran up to Sakura and the others.

Sakura sighed. "Ugh. I'm sorry but we haven't been formally introduced. You are?"

"Hmph. I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. This is Crabbe and Goyle. You're name is Sarah or something right?". Naruto tried to muffle a laugh but it didn't go so well when he burst out laughing and got punched by Sakura across the room.

'Okay. Breath in; breath out. Do not kill him. Politely correct him' "No, my name is Sakura. Sakura Haruno.", Sakura said between clenched teeth.

"Hmph whatever. You just got here right? Let me give you the rundown of the people here: There are the purebloods; me and the Slytherins and there are the filthy, impure blooded, lovers in Gryffindor like these here. Hufflepuff ((sp?)) and Ravenclaw are in the middle somewhere. I can help you choose the right people here. What do you say.", Malfoy said as he outstretched his hand toward Sakura.

'Don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him. Don't get mad; get sadistic. (5)

"If you like having that arm attached to your shoulders, I suggest you get it out of range of my katana or you never know, my hand might slip.", Sakura said as she pulled out her katana and put it on Malfoy's right shoulder. Malfoy was now utterly terrified of the situation he'd gotten himself into.

"Sakura, let's not kill anyone today, okay?"

Sakura turned her head slightly to the right to see Sasuke standing behind her. Everyone but Sakura thought 'how did he get there' since no one noticed him until he spoke.

"Whatever.", Sakura said as she sliced her katana down Malfoys shoulder which made a clean rip through his robe, barely touching his pale skin which made everyone but the two shinobi gasp. Malfoy was way too much in terror to complain about how expensive his robes were. Sakura then put her katana back into it's sheath, glared at Malfoy for a few more seconds, then walked away.

"We're leaving now so I suggest you should head back to your house table.", Sasuke said to the other six standing there. "Also. Whatever you said that got her so angry, I suggest you never say something like that again, especially to Sakura. She has the biggest temper out of the three of us and tends to settle things violently." The last statement made Malfoy snap out of his trance and started walking fast toward the Slytherin table.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione would've been rather pleased with Malfoy getting pwned ((I just had to put that)) but their pleasure was overwhelmed with Sakura almost slicing his arm off. Other witnesses ((they're not the only ones in the room people)) were also horrified at the sight of Dumbledore's confirmation of the ninjas' lack of hesitation to threaten much less kill someone. They would've been freaked out if it wasn't Malfoy who was the target of the pink haired kunoichi's rage. After about two minutes of an awkward silence everyone went on their way.

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(1) So basically Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are ANBU who have made enemies in other countries while being sent on assasination missions and so forth.

(2) I was originally going to make the shinobi able to bypass the Hogwarts security system without the passwords or permission but I want to gradually make the wizards and witches more powerful after the review from Undoubtfully-Insane. This isn't probably what you mean by 'make the wizards more powerful' but as I said, I'll do it gradually.

(3) I heard this quote from a movie ((dammit. I forgot which movie T.T)) and it just fit perfectly there.

(4) (Response to Shikafangurl even though I already responded to her review) Hidan is apart of Akatsuki and is seen in the manga ((I forgot which chatper)) and has hair like Malfoy's. Hidan also is- to put it simply- a jackass. It's my opinion. ((I just realized I made Malfoy sound like Deidara, making him say 'hmph' a lot. lol))

(5) I also heard this quote somewhere ((agh! I forgot where again. Why am I forgetting so much?!)) (bangs head against wall)

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Wow that chapter was long. Sorry it took me a while to update. It took me forever to figure out what to do for this chapter. I don't really know what to do in the next chapter but I know how it starts out so I'll try to update as soon as I can. Again: Gomennasai!

On a side note, I edited an insignificant but somewhat funny part into chapter 1 just in case anyone wants to go back and read it.

This chapter is my personal favorite so far ((I've only got 3 up on so I don't have much to choose from)) mostly because of the scene with Sakura and Malfoy. That was so fun to write.

Next chapter: -Insert catchy chapter title here-

NOTE: PLEASE READ BELOW! ONEGAI SHIMASU!

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When I was doing my algebra homework ((grr homework)) I had this idea come into my head after not reading any good ((there aren't many anyway)) Naruto X-Men crossovers. I was like "Yatta! I'll write a Naruto X-Men Crossover!" Then ideas rapidly started coming into my head. My only problem is that I need to organize my ideas and decide how to do things. That's where you come in my thoughtful reviewers! I'm gonna tell you some of what's gonna happen and you help me by deciding and/or giving your opinions. So here goes.

I'll start it out in the Naruto world somewhere. Again it'll be some kind if mission. It's the kind of mission where a missing-nin or someone goes and lays low somewhere in America ((that was blunt, heh)) and someone from Konoha has to go get him/her. I want that someone to go on the mission to either be Naruto or Sakura ((this after the time skip where they're 15 by the way)). Oh yeah,((forgot)) the place the missing-nin goes to hide out is the mutant academy ((I forgot what it's actually called)). Naruto/Sakura ((which ever one gets to go)) will have to pose as a student while searching for the missing-nin. Naruto's 'mutant ability' would of course be kage bunshin (shadow clones) and Sakura's would be her superstrength. And that's all I got now. So ppppllllzzzzz review and help me by voicing your opinion and telling me who should go on the mission and why. I'm also open to suggestions so feel free to post those along with your hopefully helpful reviews. And don't forget about the Naruto HP fan fiction; I like those reviews too.

Arigatou!