Thank you all who have given me great ideas and great reviews! Wow! I've never had this many reviews for just two chapters! I will try to make this a very, very good chapter!
BTW, it has a lot of innuendos so for all you perverts in training, this would be very good practice at deciphering. Now that I think about it, this is all to easy and I think you'll pass! Another thing, there's a little fluff towards the end.
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Hinata and Naruto left a Sakura whose mouth was wide open. After all, Naruto had a crush on her, why would he ever say something like that to her? Well, you know what Sakura? Go screw yourself! Ermm…back to the story.
Naruto's thoughts-
Hmm…I have to get Hinata back somehow. This shouldn't be too hard because after all, I am the number one most surprising Ninja and the greatest prankster of all time! Dattebayo bitch! Let's see… where should I start?
Reality-
Naruto turned suddenly to face Hinata who let out an 'eep' at the sudden attention and blushed a slight pink. "Hey Hinata," Naruto said with a goofy grin, causing Hinata to turn a slightly darker shade of pink. "Can you help me go to the grocery store? I need to get some food. K?" Hinata just nodded.
Then, he formed a Kage Bunshin and told it to go to his apartment. "N-Naruto kun? Why d-did you send a b-bunshin to your apartment?" asked Hinata.
"Well… I just realized that I haven't cleaned my apartment in over three years so… you can see the problem can't you?" Naruto expertly lied, that wasn't the real reason he sent his bunshin to his apartment. In fact, he sent it as a continuation of his pay-back against Hinata. This idea though, was very naughty.
"So yea, he's going to clean my room while we go shopping."
"I-I thought that the only think that you ate was ramen?" Asked Hinata in a way that Naruto found endearing. He just wanted to hug her and kiss her. "Whoa…does this mean that I'm beginning to have feelings for her? Well, she is really nice…physically and mentally. She has treated me nicely. Maybe…we could be more than just friends after this?" Naruto was so lost in thought, he didn't notice that Hinata had stepped closer to his face to see if he was still breathing.
Abruptly, Naruto came back to the real world and found Hinata a mere 4 inches from his face. Naruto grinned a goofy grin and said, "Hinata, if you want to kiss me, all you have to do is ask!" Hinata blushed furiously at this.
She became so nervous, she started sputtering, not even forming words, just random rabbles and incoherent words. Naruto let out a laugh and said, "I'm just kidding with you Hinata! Boy, you shoulda seen the look on your face when I said that!"
Hinata just merely nodded, with a cute blush on her face. "She's so sweet…but I know she's far from innocent," thought Naruto as he began walking towards the grocery store. He then turned around again and Hinata almost bumped into him again. This gave Naruto an idea and said, "Hinata, if you want to touch me so badly, all you have to do is ask!"
Perverted Hinata: Oh, I wanna do more than just more than touch you! I wanna rip your clothes off and fuck you till you give up! Hinata, being a bit more brave this time, replied, "N-No Naruto-kun, you keep turning around!" She then twiddled her fingers as her shy habit was coming back.
Naruto found this cute, but he knew this was a nervous habit of hers and so, she would be better off without it. He placed his hands on top of hers, momentarily making her stop and making her look into his eyes, and placed them at her sides which made them get closer than before. Hinata's heart started pounding faster and faster and she saw that Naruto was nearly pressed against her. She looked into his eyes and saw that trademark-grin on his face. "There, much better, now we really should get going before it gets late." Stated Naruto, still looking into her eyes. For some reason, he found them extremely satisfying and comforting to stare at.
Hinata nodded dumbly, her eyes trapped in Naruto's stare. Naruto, realizing he had to move to get to the store, unlocked his gaze on the Hyuuga girl and turned around to walk towards the store. Perverted Hinata: Oh Kami! He's so delicious! I just wanna make him mine! Yes…soon, oh very soon, even if I have to rape you again! Right Hinata?
Shy Hinata: …
Perverted Hinata: Hinata?
Shy Hinata: Oh KAMI! I wanna rock back and forth on him again! I wanna take him and make him mine! Make him scream my name at the top his lungs! I wanna do what no one has ever dreamed of and make it a reality!
Perverted Hinata: Hinata…
Shy Hinata: S-sorry…
Perverted Hinata in a happy/sad voice: My, they grow up so fast don't they? Oh Hinata! You make me so proud! Let's get him!
Store-
"Right well, here we are! It's time to go shopping! Let's see, let's go to the fruit section first!" He grabbed Hinata's arm and nearly dragged her to that section in a comical way. Hinata, during the entire trip, was blushing.
They finally reached a section that had cucumbers, bananas, oranges, melons, and watermelons. Naruto grinned mischievously as an idea popped into his head. Good thing Hinata couldn't see his grin due to the fact that he was facing away from her. He picked up a cucumber and turned around to show Hinata. Hinata slightly blushed from having perverted thoughts of her own. Perverted/Shy Hinata fused: Kinda reminds me of HIS long, hard cucumber. Oh, no…what have I done? We fused! Oh Naruto…touch…cucumber.
"All right Hinata, you wanna know how tell if a cucumbers good?" Hinata shook her head; since she was the heir, her servants did the shopping for her. "Well I'm going to teach you. Here, hold it." Hinata, nervously took the cucumber into her small, smooth hands. She wanted to squeeze it…for some peculiar reason.
"All right, now you squeeze it!" Naruto grinned, hoping that Hinata was as perverted as he thought she was. He was rewarded when a blush crept on her face. Fused Hinatas: It's like he knows what I'm thinking! Cucumber, must…place…in…pussy. NO! yes…no! Yes…no. YES! For a moment, Hinata hoped she had enough self control to NOT do what she was thinking of doing. She would be very embarrassed if she did that in front of Naruto. He might think she's perverted or something! Funny, she was trying not to embarrass herself, but Naruto was trying to make her embarrass herself. Naruto looked at Hinata quizzically and said, "Hinata, you're going to choke that poor cucumber? What did it ever do to you?"
Fused Hinata: It reminded me of your "soldier" Naruto-kun and Kami knows that I want it badly!
"Uhh… N-Nothing, it just… reminded me of something." Said Hinata as carefully as it could.
Naruto chuckled and said, "Well whatever it is, it didn't mean it."
Naruto saw that Hinata looked like she was either thinking hard about something, or she completely zoned out and is out of this world. He took this opportunity to pull of another stunt. He grabbed a kunai and peeled of the top part of the cucumber as she was holding it. It now resembled a circumcised dick, but to the untrained pervert, it merely was a cucumber with the top shaved off. He then moved Hinata's hands, with the cucumber still in it, and placed it in front of her face. Hinata finally came back to the real world when she felt a pair of warm hands cover hers. She then saw that Naruto had placed the cucumber in front of her and he said, "Here! Lick it! It tastes great!"
Fused Hinata: Oh… you have no idea how much I want to! I want to lick IT and not this cucumber! Kami Naruto! You're torture is so evil…and yet, you're not even trying!
Hinata tried fighting back a blush but then again, a non-blushing Hinata wouldn't be Hinata now would it? She let out a small pink blush as she nodded and tentatively licked the top of the cucumber. "I-It tastes good N-Naruto-kun." Fused Hinata: But I bet yours tastes even better! Hmm…I can just imagine…
"Hey yea! I'm glad that you like it!" Naruto said with a wide smile, trying to come across as innocent. Apparently it worked as Hinata didn't suspect a thing, "Now, you should try this!" He walked further down the aisle and grabbed a banana. Hinata looked at the banana. Fused Hinata: Oh kami! Does everything have to remind me of Naruto's dick!??! WHY!? Rape! Sex, fuck…My mental barriers are weakening!
"Heh, the first time I ate a banana, I ate it entirely with peel and all. Then Jiraiya told me I was only supposed to eat the inside! He could've told me that sooner though, I nearly choked to death at the thickness of it." Naruto started off happy, but towards the last sentence he seemed a little…angry.
Fused Hinata: I wish I could choke on the thickness of YOUR banana! Man, I'm getting really tired of thinking these dirty thoughts…they're making me so…horny. I swear, any more "naughty" foods and I'm gonna rape him…again!
Hinata was so lost in her thoughts this time, she didn't hear Naruto talking. When she finally decided to pay attention, all she heard was "-you like it straight or crooked?"
Hinata's nose slightly bled as a multitude of perverted thoughts hit her at once. Some of them that would make put Jiraiya's books to shame. Naruto looked at Hinata with worry and said "Are you ok Hinata?" "Perhaps I'm taking this overboard? Nah…" Naruto concluded that everything was all right and Hinata was just being mega-perverted.
"Yea…I'm ok, I just…got…nauseated for a while!" Naruto stared at her quizzically and she felt herself nervous by the fact that Naruto seemed to be staring at her intently. She hoped that Naruto didn't know that she was a pervert and had raped him! She thought that Naruto would never forgive her! Silly Hinata!
"Oh, ok. Well, time to go to the meat section." Without thinking, he grabbed Hinata's hand and pulled her to the frozen meats section. Fused Hinata: Finally…a place where I won't have any dirty thoughts! No…sorry Hinata, this is my story, that's not how it's going to go!
"Now Hinata! I am going to teach you if meat is delicious or bland!" Naruto stated excitedly. He hoped Hinata got the innuendo. Hinata merely nodded, still slightly horny from the fruits section.
"Let's see, see this packet of meat? It's not frozen so that means it's fresh! That also means that you have to eat it right away but before you do, make sure it's fresh. I personally like my meat pink." Naruto stressed a couple of words that are key to any pervert. He looked to see if Hinata got it and was satisfied at the look Hinata was giving the meat.
"Yea, also, I like to poke my fingers into it and I like it when the juices flow out. It shows it has a lot of flavor and is really tasty. Basically, I like my meat pink, soft, and juicy." Naruto kept poking the meat to emphasize to make the juice flow out. Hinata, was having a very tough time controlling herself on the other hand.
Fused Hinata: Oh…k-kami! I-I don't think I can last much l-longer! Oh Naruto, you have such w-wonderful fingers! I-I need an orgasm!
With that thought, hoping that Naruto would be distracted long enough, she placed a finger into her pant's pocket and started rubbing the front of her panties. She didn't know how horny she was until she just barely touched the tip of her panties and when she did, she let out a gasp of pleasure. Unfortunately, this caught Naruto's attention. Naruto tried suppressing a smile as he knew what Hinata was doing, but decided to go along and said, "Hey Hinata. Are you looking for something? It looks as if you're having trouble finding something." Hinata let out a deep crimson blush, making Naruto stare at her quizzically as if he didn't know what was going on –even though he did-, and quickly put her hands out of her pockets.
"N-No N-N-Naruto-kun! I-I d-d-didn't l-lose a-anything!" Hinata was now EXTREMELY nervous about being caught at such an inopportune moment. Naruto decided to torture her a bit more and said, "You seem extremely nervous. Was it something private that you lost? You can tell me."
"N-No! I d-didn't lost anything! I-I-I j-just…" Hinata was having a hard time thinking up of an excuse.
Naruto, feeling his heart strings being pulled by Hinata's nervousness, started feeling sorry for her and decided to stop the torture here. "It's ok Hinata! You don't need to tell me! Everyone has their secrets!" Naruto smiled and did something Hinata least expected, heck…even Naruto wasn't expecting himself to do it! He approached Hinata and hugged her. Hinata did not know what to do but then froze when she felt Naruto's breath near her ear as he said, in a caring voice that sounded smexy to her, "It's ok. I will never try to do anything that displeasures you! I promise." He then pulled away before Hinata had time to react.
Once she did react, the first thing she did was blush and say, "T-Thank you Naruto-kun! Y-You're so c-considerate!"
Naruto just grinned and said, "Well that's me! Uzumaki Naru-oomph!" He couldn't finish his words as Hinata hugged him.
"I've always liked the fact that you were so kind to others, even when they were impatient towards you. I hope you never change!" She said in an elated voice and snuggled a bit deeper into Naruto's chest.
Naruto, felt a strange sensation for his chest. It's as if he had been longing something for all his life and then all of a sudden, it was filled when Hinata embraced him. Naruto, for the first time in his life, felt completely safe and secure. He felt a happiness that he couldn't explain. Almost as if he reached a new happiness level or something. Naruto couldn't resist his impulses any longer and kissed Hinata on her forehead in a caring manner. Hinata, though Naruto couldn't see it, blushed a VERY bright red and literally was glowing.
"Well Hinata, I'm not the only one. When you fought with Neji and he treated you like trash, you never hated him. You were still kind to him and even called him brother though he seemed more like your worst enemy than your relative. You have the kindest heart out of any Kunoichi I've ever met and your kindness is immeasurable. When people put you down, you would struggle to get better, then beat them and not gloat about it. Instead you would show kindness. Hinata, you're the kind one here, not me." Naruto said all of this from the bottom of his hear; he meant it all.
Hinata tightened the embrace, but still comfortable, and said –though slightly muffled- "Thank you so much Naruto-kun! No one has ever complimented me like that before!"
"Well it's true and you deserve it!" Naruto, couldn't help but smile at the silly girl. How could anyone not compliment her? She's the best girl in the world!
They stayed in their embrace for about a minute or two until Naruto realized that they had to continue their shopping and go home. Naruto released his embrace, making him feel slightly colder due to the lack of Hinata's warmth, and said, "We better hurry up shopping otherwise they will probably close the store!"
Hinata nodded and they finished looking for the rest of the food. Once they were done, they headed of to Naruto's apartment.
Naruto's thoughts-
I wonder if I should continue with my "pay-back" plan. I'm starting to feel all, fuzzy and warm when I'm around her. I feel as though I shouldn't go through with it. I'm sure she'd enjoy it, but I don't really want to scare her. Who am I kidding? She's perverted! She'll like it a lot! I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Reality-
Naruto and Hinata walked with bags in their hands as they walked towards Naruto's apartment. They traded small talk that mainly consisted of retelling their missions and other interesting things that happened. With each step, though, Hinata was walking to her imminent orgasm…I mean doom!
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So guys! Whatcha think about this? I hope you like it! I spent a lot of time editing this. I had no idea one could make so many mistakes! REVIEW! Oh and by the way, I am going to go through with the sweet torture, I just added that to make the story more realistic! How was the fluff? Too much or too little or just right? Well, tell me that when you REVIEW my story!
