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Dangerous territory
"Why am I your husband again?" Jack growled in between the slices of fruit Sam was feeding him. His head was on her lap, her fingers gently combing his graying hair.
"Had to explain why I had three men in my possession, sir." Her eyes were scanning the crowd for threats. "Teal'c makes a good body guard and Daniel looks like a scholar."
"And I'm stuck with being the lover boy."
"Yes, sir. What a tragedy."
When he didn't say anything, she turned to look at him with raised eyebrows. Jack quickly closed his eyes, hoping she hadn't seen the emotional turmoil in them. The fact that she covered his hand with her own and squeezed it gently probably meant his secret was out.
