Okay, here we go.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight series/ characters, nor do I own Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew, or America's Next Top Model. I just threw them all in one. (BWA-HAHA!)
Alice POV
As we entered the lobby of the hotel we were staying at, Esme was still giving me the speech about not going into vision mode in public anymore when I got that feeling. You see, I can't always control my visions, sometimes there's something someone wants, or needs me to see. That feeling I got was me loosing control of my power, and falling into the future.
Esme POV
"… And if this continues, we could get discovered, do you want that to happen? Do you want to move again? We all know what happened last time we had an accident… Alice, are you even listening to me?" She got that blank expression on her face again. "Alice! What did I just tell you?" I said, quickly leading her to the elevator before anything could happen. Once inside the safety of the elevator- or so I thought- I relaxed and leaned against the wall. Bad idea. Because as soon as I let got of Alice, she took a flying leap through the 'unbreakable' glass of the elevator wall. Apparently, when going over safety measures, they left out psychotic out of control vampires.
The funny thing about it, though, is that while flying out of the elevator, she went over a little 'river' –with actual fish!- and into the center of the lobby, on top of the grand piano. Once on top of the piano, she pointed randomly into the crowd which had gathered around her and said, "Right here. Right now." Then, she started doing something I can only describe as… break dancing.
Emmett POV
I took a leap from the second floor landing for a dramatic entrance, landing only a foot away from Jasper.
"Right here. Right now." I said, knowing he'd understand.
We'd been wanting to have a break dancing competition for a while, now, but we knew the girls would get kinda upset about it, so their all girls trip, and Carlisle at a doctor's convention in Seattle, and Edward off with Bella, it gave us the perfect opportunity.
[A/N: I know, I know. The age old "doctor's convention'. It's random, cheesy, and it wasn't part of the plan before, but seriously. Would he let them have a break dancing competition? I didn't think so.
This is too cool. I thought to myself. I'd wanted to do it since I saw that new TV show: Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew. Especially that one group… Status Quo. They did almost all break dancing, and it's where I learned all my super-cool moves.
[A/N: I don't really watch this show, but my sister loves it, watch it sometime.
I started off, since I'd called the battle, and went through Status Quo's last routine. (Yes, I memorized all of them. You have a lot of time on your hands when you move at vampire speed and never have to sleep.)
When I'd finished, Jasper looked scared. HE, unfortunately, never got to watch Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew because he was stuck watching America's Next Top Model with Alice. Poor sap. Well, at least he has a fantabulous runway walk.
Knowing he had nothing on my dancing, he decided to just do a few simple moves that would give him at least a few points. I, of course, won the contest, and the bragging rights that had come along with it. I decided to use said rights immediately, and began pointing out where he'd gone wrong, suggesting he take up ballet, the usual.
Unable to stand my obvious superiority any longer, Jasper said-in his gay voice- "I'm sssso ssssick of you always putting me down like thissssss. I mean, sssserioussssly. I'm over it."
And with that, he used his fantabulous walk to go into the kitchen.
I wish Alice could see this, I thought. She always loves his gay voice.
Personally? The gay voice creeps me out. I'm always scared he really has turned gay, and that'd be really awkward. Let's face it, Carlisle isn't as young as he once was, and I think Edward's having an identity crisis with this whole vampire thing, making him unstable. Therefore, I'm the sexiest guy in the house. How could anyone resist falling in love with me?
Rosalie POV
Seeing Alice dancing on the piano, I knew I should have listened to Edward.
Before we'd left the house, Edward said he'd been reading Jasper and Emmett's thoughts, and they were planning to have a competition, just like that show he's always watching. But, I just figured he was trying to get the guys in trouble for messing up his CD collection the day before, and didn't think much of it.
When Alice's vision was over, she 'woke up' standing on her head, with dozens of people in the lobby staring at her. Even in hallways upstairs, families and businessmen alike had run out of their rooms upon hearing the elevator break, then stayed to watch her spectacular moves.
We gave the people at the hotel the same story as the security guards at the mall: mental illness, loss of memory, blah, blah, blah, but this time, we had to think of something to cover her crashing through 'unbreakable glass' without a scratch on her.
We decided it was probably a good idea to go ahead and leave, after paying for the room, elevator, and an extra tip for everyone's silence so the newspapers wouldn't find out, we grabbed our bags and headed back to Forks.
Alice's vision didn't take much explaining, but I was surprised to hear about Jasper using his gay voice on Emmett. We all know how conceded that makes him. She said while she was having the vision, she saw the clock on the DVD player, and it happened around 3 in the afternoon, so at about 3:30, I pulled out my cell phone and hit #3 on speed dial, Emmett's cell.
He answered on the first ring: "Hey, Rose, how's the girl's only weekend?"
"I can't believe you'd do this, Emmett." I replied, "I thought you'd be more responsible than that." It took all my self control to keep my composure. I wasn't really mad at him, but did he have to know that? Things always work better in my favor when he thinks I'm angry.
"IT WAS ALL JASPER'S IDEA! I SWEAR!" he yelled into the phone, only to be followed with jasper's distant "NO, I DIDN'T!"
"Emmett, I know what happened. I saw the whole thing." I replied, still struggling to keep my cool.
"WHAT!" he screamed, "did you put up hidden cameras or something?" I couldn't hold it in any longer. I burst out laughing, joined by Alice and Esme, who'd heard him.
Okay, guys, i know it took a long time, sorry.
Once again, suggestions and comments of any kind are greatly apreciated!
WhispersInTheDark
